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A Friend User ID: 16956569 United States 05/31/2012 03:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's why they cover it with salt and lime. Go Patron. Last Edited by A Friend on 05/31/2012 03:05 AM But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
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Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 05/31/2012 03:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is there such a thing as good tequila? I drank an entire bottle once..it ended badly and I've never touched it again. Not straight anyway. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
A Friend User ID: 16956569 United States 05/31/2012 03:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is there such a thing as good tequila? Quoting: Debauchery I drank an entire bottle once..it ended badly and I've never touched it again. Not straight anyway. Petron goes down very nicely. Just remember though... One tequila Two tequila Three tequila Floor But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 05/31/2012 03:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is there such a thing as good tequila? Quoting: Debauchery I drank an entire bottle once..it ended badly and I've never touched it again. Not straight anyway. Petron goes down very nicely. Just remember though... One tequila Two tequila Three tequila Floor I learned the hard way. I was a teenager when I did it. Crawled out my window at midnight, went down the road and sat in a bush with the bottle. I got what I deserved. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
CharlieMurphy (OP) User ID: 8396450 United States 05/31/2012 03:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is there such a thing as good tequila? Quoting: Debauchery I drank an entire bottle once..it ended badly and I've never touched it again. Not straight anyway. Petron goes down very nicely. Just remember though... One tequila Two tequila Three tequila Floor I learned the hard way. I was a teenager when I did it. Crawled out my window at midnight, went down the road and sat in a bush with the bottle. I got what I deserved. LMAO that is fucked up. I can remember my first real drinking night, it was a halloween and I stole a bunch of my parents booze and we all got plastered on it. We ended up on the porch of this girl we went to high school with, till about 3am. She never did give it up... Fuck Yea! |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 05/31/2012 03:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is there such a thing as good tequila? Quoting: Debauchery I drank an entire bottle once..it ended badly and I've never touched it again. Not straight anyway. Petron goes down very nicely. Just remember though... One tequila Two tequila Three tequila Floor I learned the hard way. I was a teenager when I did it. Crawled out my window at midnight, went down the road and sat in a bush with the bottle. I got what I deserved. LMAO that is fucked up. I can remember my first real drinking night, it was a halloween and I stole a bunch of my parents booze and we all got plastered on it. We ended up on the porch of this girl we went to high school with, till about 3am. She never did give it up... Your naughty bits probably wouldn't have risen to the occasion anyway. Not with all that booze. My first real experience was Purple Passion in a 2 liter bottle. It was horrendous. Not sure how old you are or if you've ever seen it but it was nasty stuff. The fact that it came in what looked like a 2 liter Coke bottle should have tipped me off. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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CharlieMurphy (OP) User ID: 8396450 United States 05/31/2012 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: A Friend Petron goes down very nicely. Just remember though... One tequila Two tequila Three tequila Floor I learned the hard way. I was a teenager when I did it. Crawled out my window at midnight, went down the road and sat in a bush with the bottle. I got what I deserved. LMAO that is fucked up. I can remember my first real drinking night, it was a halloween and I stole a bunch of my parents booze and we all got plastered on it. We ended up on the porch of this girl we went to high school with, till about 3am. She never did give it up... Your naughty bits probably wouldn't have risen to the occasion anyway. Not with all that booze. My first real experience was Purple Passion in a 2 liter bottle. It was horrendous. Not sure how old you are or if you've ever seen it but it was nasty stuff. The fact that it came in what looked like a 2 liter Coke bottle should have tipped me off. Haha probably not, I am 29 by the way. Never heard of purple passion, but I can tell you that 211 steel reserve is some fucked up shit. A few of those and its like guaranteed blackout for me. Fuck Yea! |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 05/31/2012 04:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Debauchery I learned the hard way. I was a teenager when I did it. Crawled out my window at midnight, went down the road and sat in a bush with the bottle. I got what I deserved. LMAO that is fucked up. I can remember my first real drinking night, it was a halloween and I stole a bunch of my parents booze and we all got plastered on it. We ended up on the porch of this girl we went to high school with, till about 3am. She never did give it up... Your naughty bits probably wouldn't have risen to the occasion anyway. Not with all that booze. My first real experience was Purple Passion in a 2 liter bottle. It was horrendous. Not sure how old you are or if you've ever seen it but it was nasty stuff. The fact that it came in what looked like a 2 liter Coke bottle should have tipped me off. Haha probably not, I am 29 by the way. Never heard of purple passion, but I can tell you that 211 steel reserve is some fucked up shit. A few of those and its like guaranteed blackout for me. 29..I feel so old. I'm 38. How about a nice bottle of MD 20/20 aka Mad Dog or some Boones Farm? I checked out the Steel Reserve on urban dictionary lol. It sounds like that crap is as bad as it gets. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Big Timer User ID: 10365801 Canada 05/31/2012 04:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Debauchery I learned the hard way. I was a teenager when I did it. Crawled out my window at midnight, went down the road and sat in a bush with the bottle. I got what I deserved. LMAO that is fucked up. I can remember my first real drinking night, it was a halloween and I stole a bunch of my parents booze and we all got plastered on it. We ended up on the porch of this girl we went to high school with, till about 3am. She never did give it up... Your naughty bits probably wouldn't have risen to the occasion anyway. Not with all that booze. My first real experience was Purple Passion in a 2 liter bottle. It was horrendous. Not sure how old you are or if you've ever seen it but it was nasty stuff. The fact that it came in what looked like a 2 liter Coke bottle should have tipped me off. Haha probably not, I am 29 by the way. Never heard of purple passion, but I can tell you that 211 steel reserve is some fucked up shit. A few of those and its like guaranteed blackout for me. I like to drink two forty ozs of steel reserve or st ides put you to sleep! lol |
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CharlieMurphy (OP) User ID: 8396450 United States 05/31/2012 04:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That was also the day we were riding around with someone in his late 20's. I can remember thinking, "holy fuck this dude is like old, and we are driving around in a car with him" Now that I am older I can remember a couple cases of driving around with people much younger than me. Fuck Yea! |
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