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ZOMBIE NESTS IDENTIFIED! Beware of your local DOLLAR STORES and FAST FOOD Joints!, ELECTRONIC STORES and POLITICAL CONVENTIONS,CHURCHES ,SCHOOLS

 
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I thought this was a joke thread at first, and was rather funny. But it seems to me like the OP believes it.

You sound like a fucking spasticated paranoiac. Take your meds, get off GLP once in a while and clear your head.
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So you are disputing that cheese doodle dust combined with cola and TV is not a recipe for ZOMBITITS?
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ZOMBIE!
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I've been pricing out bath salts. My countrymen, who are working here illegaly, sell Dead Sea Salt for $50/lb at the mall kiosks.

I buy it for $1/lb at the Bulk Depot. It loses its kosher certificate from the Arava Rabbi when they dump it in the bulk bin, but WTF? Since when does salt have to be kosher? Then I mix it with bulk baking soda at $1/lb.

If I can't make it to the Bulk Depot, I do admit that I sometimes buy Epsom Bath Salts at the Dollar Store or at Sam Cohen's Army and Navy Boutique.

I haven't turned zombie yet, just she-male.

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I've been pricing out bath salts. My countrymen, who are working here illegaly, sell Dead Sea Salt for $50/lb at the mall kiosks.

I buy it for $1/lb at the Bulk Depot. It loses its kosher certificate from the Arava Rabbi when they dump it in the bulk bin, but WTF? Since when does salt have to be kosher? Then I mix it with bulk baking soda at $1/lb.

If I can't make it to the Bulk Depot, I do admit that I sometimes buy Epsom Bath Salts at the Dollar Store or at Sam Cohen's Army and Navy Boutique.

I haven't turned zombie yet, just she-male.
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Are you willing to join my Zombie PAtrol Street Team?
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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I've been pricing out bath salts. My countrymen, who are working here illegaly, sell Dead Sea Salt for $50/lb at the mall kiosks.

I buy it for $1/lb at the Bulk Depot. It loses its kosher certificate from the Arava Rabbi when they dump it in the bulk bin, but WTF? Since when does salt have to be kosher? Then I mix it with bulk baking soda at $1/lb.

If I can't make it to the Bulk Depot, I do admit that I sometimes buy Epsom Bath Salts at the Dollar Store or at Sam Cohen's Army and Navy Boutique.

I haven't turned zombie yet, just she-male.
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Are you willing to join my Zombie PAtrol Street Team?
 Quoting: Hawk-02


is it spasticated ?

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I've been pricing out bath salts. My countrymen, who are working here illegaly, sell Dead Sea Salt for $50/lb at the mall kiosks.

I buy it for $1/lb at the Bulk Depot. It loses its kosher certificate from the Arava Rabbi when they dump it in the bulk bin, but WTF? Since when does salt have to be kosher? Then I mix it with bulk baking soda at $1/lb.

If I can't make it to the Bulk Depot, I do admit that I sometimes buy Epsom Bath Salts at the Dollar Store or at Sam Cohen's Army and Navy Boutique.

I haven't turned zombie yet, just she-male.
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Are you willing to join my Zombie PAtrol Street Team?
 Quoting: Hawk-02


is it spasticated ?
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


If Mr. Predictor joins, the three of us would be mowing down zombies faster than you could down vodkas at a Steve Quayle drinking game.
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I've been pricing out bath salts. My countrymen, who are working here illegaly, sell Dead Sea Salt for $50/lb at the mall kiosks.

I buy it for $1/lb at the Bulk Depot. It loses its kosher certificate from the Arava Rabbi when they dump it in the bulk bin, but WTF? Since when does salt have to be kosher? Then I mix it with bulk baking soda at $1/lb.

If I can't make it to the Bulk Depot, I do admit that I sometimes buy Epsom Bath Salts at the Dollar Store or at Sam Cohen's Army and Navy Boutique.

I haven't turned zombie yet, just she-male.
 Quoting: Corporal Klinger


Are you willing to join my Zombie PAtrol Street Team?
 Quoting: Hawk-02


is it spasticated ?
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


If Mr. Predictor joins, the three of us would be mowing down zombies faster than you could down vodkas at a Steve Quayle drinking game.
 Quoting: Corporal Klinger


I have already started the west coast chapter
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Are you willing to join my Zombie PAtrol Street Team?
 Quoting: Hawk-02


is it spasticated ?
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


If Mr. Predictor joins, the three of us would be mowing down zombies faster than you could down vodkas at a Steve Quayle drinking game.
 Quoting: Corporal Klinger


I have already started the west coast chapter
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You just earned Anti Zombie Flare. Pin it to your Combat vest.
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It's funny but my daughter has been preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse for years whereas I have just been prepping for a generalized TSHTF TEOTWAWKI scenario.

We have the Arctic front covered.
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It's funny but my daughter has been preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse for years whereas I have just been prepping for a generalized TSHTF TEOTWAWKI scenario.

We have the Arctic front covered.
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I have been preparing for the Longwalker invasion for the last 6 years. Where the fuck are they?
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I even DARED to PREPARE to become a VICTOR and NOT A VICTIM.... now I got zombies up my ass! What the fuck do I need to by to thwart those sons of bitches?
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I even DARED to PREPARE to become a VICTOR and NOT A VICTIM.... now I got zombies up my ass! What the fuck do I need to by to thwart those sons of bitches?
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stupid yuppie thread.

hey dude .. you also avoiding the liquor MART?
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OP has correctly identified Fast Food Joints, Electronic Stores, Political Conventions, Schools, and Churchs/Religions.

A receipt from the Dollar Store will be accepted as proof that you are not a Zombie.

Whereas a receipt from the major food chains is proof of zombification.
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He ain't kidding was in 'dollar tree the other day... started kinda freakin.. or maybe they just started taken ebts..
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before what's coming is over, you'll be weeping, wishing there was even a dollar store with food still on the shelf. And wishing ya had a buck to buy something, if there was.

the poor you're laughing at by calling zombies are a message from your future...we're all heading towards that, even you, and worse.
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before what's coming is over, you'll be weeping, wishing there was even a dollar store with food still on the shelf. And wishing ya had a buck to buy something, if there was.

the poor you're laughing at by calling zombies are a message from your future...we're all heading towards that, even you, and worse.
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No one is laughing at the so called poor..and they're not poor, the claimed 'poor on the government' dole today. Have it 10 times better than the newly 0bama created poor he's made since he's been in office.
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before what's coming is over, you'll be weeping, wishing there was even a dollar store with food still on the shelf. And wishing ya had a buck to buy something, if there was.

the poor you're laughing at by calling zombies are a message from your future...we're all heading towards that, even you, and worse.
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Lighten up douchebag!
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before what's coming is over, you'll be weeping, wishing there was even a dollar store with food still on the shelf. And wishing ya had a buck to buy something, if there was.

the poor you're laughing at by calling zombies are a message from your future...we're all heading towards that, even you, and worse.
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You're an idiot, people would already be starving if it weren't for the dollar store.

Your're probably voting and for Romney which is absolute proof of zombification.
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before what's coming is over, you'll be weeping, wishing there was even a dollar store with food still on the shelf. And wishing ya had a buck to buy something, if there was.

the poor you're laughing at by calling zombies are a message from your future...we're all heading towards that, even you, and worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1284302


You're an idiot, people would already be starving if it weren't for the dollar store.

Your're probably voting and for Romney which is absolute proof of zombification.
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he's too drunk to vote
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Backside intel on the Shortwave radia comming in HOT AND HEAVY.

These fukers are feeding on cheap Soda, Fake Meat and Corn Doodles. Epicenter of the infestation is your local DOLLAR STORES and McDonalds.

You have been WARNED.

Other areas of Concern is Anything that ends in "MART"


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rofl
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before what's coming is over, you'll be weeping, wishing there was even a dollar store with food still on the shelf. And wishing ya had a buck to buy something, if there was.

the poor you're laughing at by calling zombies are a message from your future...we're all heading towards that, even you, and worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1284302


You're an idiot, people would already be starving if it weren't for the dollar store.

Your're probably voting and for Romney which is absolute proof of zombification.
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he's too drunk to vote
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lol. you got that right. why else would he let zombies crawl up his ass? diff'rent strokes, eh?

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