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Potable Aqua to pass a drug test?

 
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Potable Aqua to pass a drug test?
So I am drinking a gallon of water with 7 tablets in it and I have a drug test tomorrow morning (for better job) and I am curious if anyone has experience with getting by with thc most likely in your system on a UA.

Any advice besides "Mary-juh-wanna iz bayad MMKAY" is appreciated.
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Bee tee Dub, I have read all 7 pages of google search websites on this ..
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Nothing will help you, you made the choice to smoke marijuana...deal with it. My advice would be to NOT go to the interview, that FAILED drug test might just be on your record for all future employers to see...why chance it? If your goal in life is to climb up someone else's ladder then you know what you have to do, leave the weed behind. As I am all for smoking weed, if I were you I would look at your talents/interests and figure out a way to do what you want, this may mean possibly furthering your education then starting your own business. Quitting the weed is easier...maybe you can just make up some BS to postpone this interview until the THC is out of your system.
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Fuck that, go spend 30 bucks on some fake piss. Smoke a J in celebration of your new job.
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Fuck that, go spend 30 bucks on some fake piss. Smoke a J in celebration of your new job.
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They want to look AT your dick when you do it.
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Fuck that, go spend 30 bucks on some fake piss. Smoke a J in celebration of your new job.
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They want to look AT your dick when you do it.
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No they don't. That's a lie. That would be a law suit waiting to happen.
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Re: Potable Aqua to pass a drug test?
So I am drinking a gallon of water with 7 tablets in it and I have a drug test tomorrow morning (for better job) and I am curious if anyone has experience with getting by with thc most likely in your system on a UA.

Any advice besides "Mary-juh-wanna iz bayad MMKAY" is appreciated.
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What is a UA?

Urine analysis?

I only know how to beat the mouth swabs.
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Thanks guys for the feedback. I have my grandma inlaws urine too just in case they don't look at my peter. I was wondering if anyone had drank the potable aqua.
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Fuck that, go spend 30 bucks on some fake piss. Smoke a J in celebration of your new job.
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This. . . Water works for instant tests only. I know this from personal experience, I've been beating piss tests since I was a kid. . . Lab tests require actual clean piss. You may be able to find "kits" that a lot of shops sell, usually called "The Stuff". If its for a job, chances are its going to be a lab test. So you can chance it and drink lots of water and munch cranberry supplements(Yeah they work with water for instant tests) and hope that its an instant test. But I suggest you find a friend who has clean piss and ask them to piss for you. Use an empty pill bottle or something, wear two to three pairs of boxers and keep the bottle of piss there, as you need the piss to be at body temperature. Like I said, I've been beating piss tests since forever.
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Thanks guys for the feedback. I have my grandma inlaws urine too just in case they don't look at my peter. I was wondering if anyone had drank the potable aqua.
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Your grandma's urine will have lots of estrogen in it. . .
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drug tests for jobs is a joke, what i do in my own time is between me and mine, glad i work in an industry where this wont happen.
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Nothing will help you, you made the choice to smoke marijuana...deal with it. My advice would be to NOT go to the interview, that FAILED drug test might just be on your record for all future employers to see...why chance it? If your goal in life is to climb up someone else's ladder then you know what you have to do, leave the weed behind. As I am all for smoking weed, if I were you I would look at your talents/interests and figure out a way to do what you want, this may mean possibly furthering your education then starting your own business. Quitting the weed is easier...maybe you can just make up some BS to postpone this interview until the THC is out of your system.
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Fuck that, go spend 30 bucks on some fake piss. Smoke a J in celebration of your new job.
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This. . . Water works for instant tests only. I know this from personal experience, I've been beating piss tests since I was a kid. . . Lab tests require actual clean piss. You may be able to find "kits" that a lot of shops sell, usually called "The Stuff". If its for a job, chances are its going to be a lab test. So you can chance it and drink lots of water and munch cranberry supplements(Yeah they work with water for instant tests) and hope that its an instant test. But I suggest you find a friend who has clean piss and ask them to piss for you. Use an empty pill bottle or something, wear two to three pairs of boxers and keep the bottle of piss there, as you need the piss to be at body temperature. Like I said, I've been beating piss tests since forever.
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This probably a lab test and I am probably fucked with my grandmas urine.
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you obiously don't know shit get the fuck off this website and dont comment shit because your the mutha fucking looser fuck your full shit and your mama5a



Nothing will help you, you made the choice to smoke marijuana...deal with it. My advice would be to NOT go to the interview, that FAILED drug test might just be on your record for all future employers to see...why chance it? If your goal in life is to climb up someone else's ladder then you know what you have to do, leave the weed behind. As I am all for smoking weed, if I were you I would look at your talents/interests and figure out a way to do what you want, this may mean possibly furthering your education then starting your own business. Quitting the weed is easier...maybe you can just make up some BS to postpone this interview until the THC is out of your system.
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drug tests for jobs is a joke, what i do in my own time is between me and mine, glad i work in an industry where this wont happen.
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Nearly every dealer I met, I met at work...lol
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Nearly every dealer I met, I met at work...lol
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every building people venture in during the day has had drug dealers and people who were high part of the construction process.
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If you're gonna drink the water, do it tomorrow a few hours before the test. All you are effectively doing is dilluting your urine not actually cleaning the THC metabolites from your system. No sense in dilluting now.

Also, I would tend to believe that testing for estrogen in your urine would be along the same lines of performing a pregnancy test during a urinalysis... illegal.
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Fuck that, go spend 30 bucks on some fake piss. Smoke a J in celebration of your new job.
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This. . . Water works for instant tests only. I know this from personal experience, I've been beating piss tests since I was a kid. . . Lab tests require actual clean piss. You may be able to find "kits" that a lot of shops sell, usually called "The Stuff". If its for a job, chances are its going to be a lab test. So you can chance it and drink lots of water and munch cranberry supplements(Yeah they work with water for instant tests) and hope that its an instant test. But I suggest you find a friend who has clean piss and ask them to piss for you. Use an empty pill bottle or something, wear two to three pairs of boxers and keep the bottle of piss there, as you need the piss to be at body temperature. Like I said, I've been beating piss tests since forever.
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This probably a lab test and I am probably fucked with my grandmas urine.
 Quoting: 2012TREVOR


It works fine, just don't over do it, you should drink about 20-30 oz of water 30 minutes before your test, and don't use so many tabs, maybe 3 purifying and 1.5 neutralizer, the two part is the only one to use.
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Shut the fuck up cuhs. you make a decent point but your a pessimist .... #nofriends

Nothing will help you, you made the choice to smoke marijuana...deal with it. My advice would be to NOT go to the interview, that FAILED drug test might just be on your record for all future employers to see...why chance it? If your goal in life is to climb up someone else's ladder then you know what you have to do, leave the weed behind. As I am all for smoking weed, if I were you I would look at your talents/interests and figure out a way to do what you want, this may mean possibly furthering your education then starting your own business. Quitting the weed is easier...maybe you can just make up some BS to postpone this interview until the THC is out of your system.
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Take some B-12 to make the urine less clear.

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