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Breaking News: Unemployment rises to 8.2 with dismal jobs report!!! Obama is FUCKED!!! Front page of Yahoo! PIN

 
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WASHINGTON (AP) -- U.S. employers created 69,000 jobs in May, the fewest in a year, and the unemployment rate ticked up. The dismal jobs figures could fan fears that the economy is sputtering.

The Labor Department also says the economy created far fewer jobs in the previous two months than first thought. It revised those figures down to show 49,000 fewer jobs created. The unemployment rate rose to 8.2 percent from 8.1 percent in April, the first increase in 11 months.

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Bad news is always released on FRIDAY.... most people don't care on Friday's
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
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You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
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You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
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The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
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You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
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Don't you mean the unemployment rate is "lies" we all know that so many go uncounted.
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I can't wait for Obama to NOT get re-elected and the economy keeps tanking. THEN what are you going to say!
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Its a mess for sure, but don't think this changes the elections by any means.

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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
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Exactly, are these people gonna freak out like this over every stupid article that is written, and might pertain to this election.

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This is America. Just as we fight hard when the stakes are high, we close ranks and come together when the contest is done.

And while there will be time enough to debate our continuing differences, now is the time to recognize that that which unites us is greater than that which divides us.

While we yet hold and do not yield our opposing beliefs, there is a higher duty than the one we owe to political party. This is America and we put country before party.
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Yeah Presidents have full control of the hiring, the firing, wall street, gasoline prices, interest rates,the weather, etc....
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
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You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


unless you dont have a J.O.B.
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now watch for the fun and follies of a man who thinks he ...GOD..we will soon be in a third world governmnet set up where mr. o is the strongman
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True unemployment is over 20%...
Born of the Cosmos...

"Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves."

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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
 Quoting: Wonkish


You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


Don't you mean the unemployment rate is "lies" we all know that so many go uncounted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


No 8.2 falls within the 95% confidence interval. Check it out:


> unemproj<-ts(unem$unem, start=1948, frequency=12)
> unemproj
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1948 3.4 3.8 4.0 3.9 3.5 3.6 3.6 3.9 3.8 3.7 3.8 4.0
1949 4.3 4.7 5.0 5.3 6.1 6.2 6.7 6.8 6.6 7.9 6.4 6.6
1950 6.5 6.4 6.3 5.8 5.5 5.4 5.0 4.5 4.4 4.2 4.2 4.3
1951 3.7 3.4 3.4 3.1 3.0 3.2 3.1 3.1 3.3 3.5 3.5 3.1
1952 3.2 3.1 2.9 2.9 3.0 3.0 3.2 3.4 3.1 3.0 2.8 2.7
1953 2.9 2.6 2.6 2.7 2.5 2.5 2.6 2.7 2.9 3.1 3.5 4.5
1954 4.9 5.2 5.7 5.9 5.9 5.6 5.8 6.0 6.1 5.7 5.3 5.0
1955 4.9 4.7 4.6 4.7 4.3 4.2 4.0 4.2 4.1 4.3 4.2 4.2
1956 4.0 3.9 4.2 4.0 4.3 4.3 4.4 4.1 3.9 3.9 4.3 4.2
1957 4.2 3.9 3.7 3.9 4.1 4.3 4.2 4.1 4.4 4.5 5.1 5.2
1958 5.8 6.4 6.7 7.4 7.4 7.3 7.5 7.4 7.1 6.7 6.2 6.2
1959 6.0 5.9 5.6 5.2 5.1 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.5 5.7 5.8 5.3
1960 5.2 4.8 5.4 5.2 5.1 5.4 5.5 5.6 5.5 6.1 6.1 6.6
1961 6.6 6.9 6.9 7.0 7.1 6.9 7.0 6.6 6.7 6.5 6.1 6.0
1962 5.8 5.5 5.6 5.6 5.5 5.5 5.4 5.7 5.6 5.4 5.7 5.5
1963 5.7 5.9 5.7 5.7 5.9 5.6 5.6 5.4 5.5 5.5 5.7 5.5
1964 5.6 5.4 5.4 5.3 5.1 5.2 4.9 5.0 5.1 5.1 4.8 5.0
1965 4.9 5.1 4.7 4.8 4.6 4.6 4.4 4.4 4.3 4.2 4.1 4.0
1966 4.0 3.8 3.8 3.8 3.9 3.8 3.8 3.8 3.7 3.7 3.6 3.8
1967 3.9 3.8 3.8 3.8 3.8 3.9 3.8 3.8 3.8 4.0 3.9 3.8
1968 3.7 3.8 3.7 3.5 3.5 3.7 3.7 3.5 3.4 3.4 3.4 3.4
1969 3.4 3.4 3.4 3.4 3.4 3.5 3.5 3.5 3.7 3.7 3.5 3.5
1970 3.9 4.2 4.4 4.6 4.8 4.9 5.0 5.1 5.4 5.5 5.9 6.1
1971 5.9 5.9 6.0 5.9 5.9 5.9 6.0 6.1 6.0 5.8 6.0 6.0
1972 5.8 5.7 5.8 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.6 5.6 5.5 5.6 5.3 5.2
1973 4.9 5.0 4.9 5.0 4.9 4.9 4.8 4.8 4.8 4.6 4.8 4.9
1974 5.1 5.2 5.1 5.1 5.1 5.4 5.5 5.5 5.9 6.0 6.6 7.2
1975 8.1 8.1 8.6 8.8 9.0 8.8 8.6 8.4 8.4 8.4 8.3 8.2
1976 7.9 7.7 7.6 7.7 7.4 7.6 7.8 7.8 7.6 7.7 7.8 7.8
1977 7.5 7.6 7.4 7.2 7.0 7.2 6.9 7.0 6.8 6.8 6.8 6.4
1978 6.4 6.3 6.3 6.1 6.0 5.9 6.2 5.9 6.0 5.8 5.9 6.0
1979 5.9 5.9 5.8 5.8 5.6 5.7 5.7 6.0 5.9 6.0 5.9 6.0
1980 6.3 6.3 6.3 6.9 7.5 7.6 7.8 7.7 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.2
1981 7.5 7.4 7.4 7.2 7.5 7.5 7.2 7.4 7.6 7.9 8.3 8.5
1982 8.6 8.9 9.0 9.3 9.4 9.6 9.8 9.8 10.1 10.4 10.8 10.8
1983 10.4 10.4 10.3 10.2 10.1 10.1 9.4 9.5 9.2 8.8 8.5 8.3
1984 8.0 7.8 7.8 7.7 7.4 7.2 7.5 7.5 7.3 7.4 7.2 7.3
1985 7.3 7.2 7.2 7.3 7.2 7.4 7.4 7.1 7.1 7.1 7.0 7.0
1986 6.7 7.2 7.2 7.1 7.2 7.2 7.0 6.9 7.0 7.0 6.9 6.6
1987 6.6 6.6 6.6 6.3 6.3 6.2 6.1 6.0 5.9 6.0 5.8 5.7
1988 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.4 5.6 5.4 5.4 5.6 5.4 5.4 5.3 5.3
1989 5.4 5.2 5.0 5.2 5.2 5.3 5.2 5.2 5.3 5.3 5.4 5.4
1990 5.4 5.3 5.2 5.4 5.4 5.2 5.5 5.7 5.9 5.9 6.2 6.3
1991 6.4 6.6 6.8 6.7 6.9 6.9 6.8 6.9 6.9 7.0 7.0 7.3
1992 7.3 7.4 7.4 7.4 7.6 7.8 7.7 7.6 7.6 7.3 7.4 7.4
1993 7.3 7.1 7.0 7.1 7.1 7.0 6.9 6.8 6.7 6.8 6.6 6.5
1994 6.6 6.6 6.5 6.4 6.1 6.1 6.1 6.0 5.9 5.8 5.6 5.5
1995 5.6 5.4 5.4 5.8 5.6 5.6 5.7 5.7 5.6 5.5 5.6 5.6
1996 5.6 5.5 5.5 5.6 5.6 5.3 5.5 5.1 5.2 5.2 5.4 5.4
1997 5.3 5.2 5.2 5.1 4.9 5.0 4.9 4.8 4.9 4.7 4.6 4.7
1998 4.6 4.6 4.7 4.3 4.4 4.5 4.5 4.5 4.6 4.5 4.4 4.4
1999 4.3 4.4 4.2 4.3 4.2 4.3 4.3 4.2 4.2 4.1 4.1 4.0
2000 4.0 4.1 4.0 3.8 4.0 4.0 4.0 4.1 3.9 3.9 3.9 3.9
2001 4.2 4.2 4.3 4.4 4.3 4.5 4.6 4.9 5.0 5.3 5.5 5.7
2002 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.9 5.8 5.8 5.8 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.9 6.0
2003 5.8 5.9 5.9 6.0 6.1 6.3 6.2 6.1 6.1 6.0 5.8 5.7
2004 5.7 5.6 5.8 5.6 5.6 5.6 5.5 5.4 5.4 5.5 5.4 5.4
2005 5.3 5.4 5.2 5.2 5.1 5.0 5.0 4.9 5.0 5.0 5.0 4.9
2006 4.7 4.8 4.7 4.7 4.6 4.6 4.7 4.7 4.5 4.4 4.5 4.4
2007 4.6 4.5 4.4 4.5 4.4 4.6 4.7 4.6 4.7 4.7 4.7 5.0
2008 5.0 4.9 5.1 5.0 5.4 5.6 5.8 6.1 6.1 6.5 6.8 7.3
2009 7.8 8.3 8.7 8.9 9.4 9.5 9.5 9.6 9.8 10.0 9.9 9.9
2010 9.7 9.8 9.8 9.9 9.6 9.4 9.5 9.6 9.5 9.5 9.8 9.4
2011 9.1 9.0 8.9 9.0 9.0 9.1 9.1 9.1 9.0 8.9 8.7 8.5
2012 8.3 8.3 8.2 8.1
> library(forecast)
Loading required package: parallel
Loading required package: tseries
Loading required package: quadprog
Loading required package: zoo

Attaching package: ‘zoo’

The following object(s) are masked from ‘package:base’:

as.Date, as.Date.numeric


‘tseries’ version: 0.10-28

‘tseries’ is a package for time series analysis and computational finance.

See ‘library(help="tseries")’ for details.

Loading required package: fracdiff
Loading required package: Rcpp
Loading required package: RcppArmadillo
This is forecast 3.21
> forecast(unemproj)
Point Forecast Lo 80 Hi 80 Lo 95 Hi 95
May 2012 8.036284 7.781219 8.291350 7.646196 8.426373
Jun 2012 7.976708 7.541223 8.412192 7.310692 8.642724
Jul 2012 7.929046 7.328541 8.529552 7.010652 8.847440
Aug 2012 7.890917 7.133331 8.648503 6.732289 9.049544
Sep 2012 7.860413 6.952373 8.768452 6.471686 9.249139
Oct 2012 7.836009 6.783817 8.888202 6.226820 9.445199
Nov 2012 7.816486 6.626257 9.006715 5.996188 9.636785
Dec 2012 7.800868 6.478508 9.123228 5.778493 9.823243
Jan 2013 7.788373 6.339527 9.237219 5.572554 10.004192
Feb 2013 7.778377 6.208389 9.348365 5.377288 10.179466
Mar 2013 7.770380 6.084276 9.456485 5.191706 10.349054
Apr 2013 7.763983 5.966460 9.561505 5.014909 10.513057
May 2013 7.758864 5.854300 9.663429 4.846084 10.671645
Jun 2013 7.754770 5.747230 9.762309 4.684503 10.825037
Jul 2013 7.751494 5.644753 9.858236 4.529511 10.973477
Aug 2013 7.748874 5.546428 9.951319 4.380524 11.117223
Sep 2013 7.746777 5.451871 10.041684 4.237021 11.256534
Oct 2013 7.745100 5.360739 10.129461 4.098535 11.391666
Nov 2013 7.743758 5.272733 10.214784 3.964651 11.522865
Dec 2013 7.742685 5.187587 10.297783 3.835000 11.650370
Jan 2014 7.741826 5.105067 10.378586 3.709251 11.774402
Feb 2014 7.741139 5.024963 10.457315 3.587106 11.895172
Mar 2014 7.740590 4.947091 10.534089 3.468302 12.012878
Apr 2014 7.740150 4.871285 10.609015 3.352599 12.127701
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Obama is in no way fucked. He can just state calmly to the camera that the situation has gotten better and not worse, and all those liberals who cannot be bothered to check facts for themselves will just guzzle down this horseshit and vote him back in.
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You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


Don't you mean the unemployment rate is "lies" we all know that so many go uncounted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


No 8.2 falls within the 95% confidence interval. Check it out:


> unemproj<-ts(unem$unem, start=1948, frequency=12)
> unemproj
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1948 3.4 3.8 4.0 3.9 3.5 3.6 3.6 3.9 3.8 3.7 3.8 4.0
1949 4.3 4.7 5.0 5.3 6.1 6.2 6.7 6.8 6.6 7.9 6.4 6.6
1950 6.5 6.4 6.3 5.8 5.5 5.4 5.0 4.5 4.4 4.2 4.2 4.3
1951 3.7 3.4 3.4 3.1 3.0 3.2 3.1 3.1 3.3 3.5 3.5 3.1
1952 3.2 3.1 2.9 2.9 3.0 3.0 3.2 3.4 3.1 3.0 2.8 2.7
1953 2.9 2.6 2.6 2.7 2.5 2.5 2.6 2.7 2.9 3.1 3.5 4.5
1954 4.9 5.2 5.7 5.9 5.9 5.6 5.8 6.0 6.1 5.7 5.3 5.0
1955 4.9 4.7 4.6 4.7 4.3 4.2 4.0 4.2 4.1 4.3 4.2 4.2
1956 4.0 3.9 4.2 4.0 4.3 4.3 4.4 4.1 3.9 3.9 4.3 4.2
1957 4.2 3.9 3.7 3.9 4.1 4.3 4.2 4.1 4.4 4.5 5.1 5.2
1958 5.8 6.4 6.7 7.4 7.4 7.3 7.5 7.4 7.1 6.7 6.2 6.2
1959 6.0 5.9 5.6 5.2 5.1 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.5 5.7 5.8 5.3
1960 5.2 4.8 5.4 5.2 5.1 5.4 5.5 5.6 5.5 6.1 6.1 6.6
1961 6.6 6.9 6.9 7.0 7.1 6.9 7.0 6.6 6.7 6.5 6.1 6.0
1962 5.8 5.5 5.6 5.6 5.5 5.5 5.4 5.7 5.6 5.4 5.7 5.5
1963 5.7 5.9 5.7 5.7 5.9 5.6 5.6 5.4 5.5 5.5 5.7 5.5
1964 5.6 5.4 5.4 5.3 5.1 5.2 4.9 5.0 5.1 5.1 4.8 5.0
1965 4.9 5.1 4.7 4.8 4.6 4.6 4.4 4.4 4.3 4.2 4.1 4.0
1966 4.0 3.8 3.8 3.8 3.9 3.8 3.8 3.8 3.7 3.7 3.6 3.8
1967 3.9 3.8 3.8 3.8 3.8 3.9 3.8 3.8 3.8 4.0 3.9 3.8
1968 3.7 3.8 3.7 3.5 3.5 3.7 3.7 3.5 3.4 3.4 3.4 3.4
1969 3.4 3.4 3.4 3.4 3.4 3.5 3.5 3.5 3.7 3.7 3.5 3.5
1970 3.9 4.2 4.4 4.6 4.8 4.9 5.0 5.1 5.4 5.5 5.9 6.1
1971 5.9 5.9 6.0 5.9 5.9 5.9 6.0 6.1 6.0 5.8 6.0 6.0
1972 5.8 5.7 5.8 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.6 5.6 5.5 5.6 5.3 5.2
1973 4.9 5.0 4.9 5.0 4.9 4.9 4.8 4.8 4.8 4.6 4.8 4.9
1974 5.1 5.2 5.1 5.1 5.1 5.4 5.5 5.5 5.9 6.0 6.6 7.2
1975 8.1 8.1 8.6 8.8 9.0 8.8 8.6 8.4 8.4 8.4 8.3 8.2
1976 7.9 7.7 7.6 7.7 7.4 7.6 7.8 7.8 7.6 7.7 7.8 7.8
1977 7.5 7.6 7.4 7.2 7.0 7.2 6.9 7.0 6.8 6.8 6.8 6.4
1978 6.4 6.3 6.3 6.1 6.0 5.9 6.2 5.9 6.0 5.8 5.9 6.0
1979 5.9 5.9 5.8 5.8 5.6 5.7 5.7 6.0 5.9 6.0 5.9 6.0
1980 6.3 6.3 6.3 6.9 7.5 7.6 7.8 7.7 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.2
1981 7.5 7.4 7.4 7.2 7.5 7.5 7.2 7.4 7.6 7.9 8.3 8.5
1982 8.6 8.9 9.0 9.3 9.4 9.6 9.8 9.8 10.1 10.4 10.8 10.8
1983 10.4 10.4 10.3 10.2 10.1 10.1 9.4 9.5 9.2 8.8 8.5 8.3
1984 8.0 7.8 7.8 7.7 7.4 7.2 7.5 7.5 7.3 7.4 7.2 7.3
1985 7.3 7.2 7.2 7.3 7.2 7.4 7.4 7.1 7.1 7.1 7.0 7.0
1986 6.7 7.2 7.2 7.1 7.2 7.2 7.0 6.9 7.0 7.0 6.9 6.6
1987 6.6 6.6 6.6 6.3 6.3 6.2 6.1 6.0 5.9 6.0 5.8 5.7
1988 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.4 5.6 5.4 5.4 5.6 5.4 5.4 5.3 5.3
1989 5.4 5.2 5.0 5.2 5.2 5.3 5.2 5.2 5.3 5.3 5.4 5.4
1990 5.4 5.3 5.2 5.4 5.4 5.2 5.5 5.7 5.9 5.9 6.2 6.3
1991 6.4 6.6 6.8 6.7 6.9 6.9 6.8 6.9 6.9 7.0 7.0 7.3
1992 7.3 7.4 7.4 7.4 7.6 7.8 7.7 7.6 7.6 7.3 7.4 7.4
1993 7.3 7.1 7.0 7.1 7.1 7.0 6.9 6.8 6.7 6.8 6.6 6.5
1994 6.6 6.6 6.5 6.4 6.1 6.1 6.1 6.0 5.9 5.8 5.6 5.5
1995 5.6 5.4 5.4 5.8 5.6 5.6 5.7 5.7 5.6 5.5 5.6 5.6
1996 5.6 5.5 5.5 5.6 5.6 5.3 5.5 5.1 5.2 5.2 5.4 5.4
1997 5.3 5.2 5.2 5.1 4.9 5.0 4.9 4.8 4.9 4.7 4.6 4.7
1998 4.6 4.6 4.7 4.3 4.4 4.5 4.5 4.5 4.6 4.5 4.4 4.4
1999 4.3 4.4 4.2 4.3 4.2 4.3 4.3 4.2 4.2 4.1 4.1 4.0
2000 4.0 4.1 4.0 3.8 4.0 4.0 4.0 4.1 3.9 3.9 3.9 3.9
2001 4.2 4.2 4.3 4.4 4.3 4.5 4.6 4.9 5.0 5.3 5.5 5.7
2002 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.9 5.8 5.8 5.8 5.7 5.7 5.7 5.9 6.0
2003 5.8 5.9 5.9 6.0 6.1 6.3 6.2 6.1 6.1 6.0 5.8 5.7
2004 5.7 5.6 5.8 5.6 5.6 5.6 5.5 5.4 5.4 5.5 5.4 5.4
2005 5.3 5.4 5.2 5.2 5.1 5.0 5.0 4.9 5.0 5.0 5.0 4.9
2006 4.7 4.8 4.7 4.7 4.6 4.6 4.7 4.7 4.5 4.4 4.5 4.4
2007 4.6 4.5 4.4 4.5 4.4 4.6 4.7 4.6 4.7 4.7 4.7 5.0
2008 5.0 4.9 5.1 5.0 5.4 5.6 5.8 6.1 6.1 6.5 6.8 7.3
2009 7.8 8.3 8.7 8.9 9.4 9.5 9.5 9.6 9.8 10.0 9.9 9.9
2010 9.7 9.8 9.8 9.9 9.6 9.4 9.5 9.6 9.5 9.5 9.8 9.4
2011 9.1 9.0 8.9 9.0 9.0 9.1 9.1 9.1 9.0 8.9 8.7 8.5
2012 8.3 8.3 8.2 8.1
> library(forecast)
Loading required package: parallel
Loading required package: tseries
Loading required package: quadprog
Loading required package: zoo

Attaching package: ‘zoo’

The following object(s) are masked from ‘package:base’:

as.Date, as.Date.numeric


‘tseries’ version: 0.10-28

‘tseries’ is a package for time series analysis and computational finance.

See ‘library(help="tseries")’ for details.

Loading required package: fracdiff
Loading required package: Rcpp
Loading required package: RcppArmadillo
This is forecast 3.21
> forecast(unemproj)
Point Forecast Lo 80 Hi 80 Lo 95 Hi 95
May 2012 8.036284 7.781219 8.291350 7.646196 8.426373
Jun 2012 7.976708 7.541223 8.412192 7.310692 8.642724
Jul 2012 7.929046 7.328541 8.529552 7.010652 8.847440
Aug 2012 7.890917 7.133331 8.648503 6.732289 9.049544
Sep 2012 7.860413 6.952373 8.768452 6.471686 9.249139
Oct 2012 7.836009 6.783817 8.888202 6.226820 9.445199
Nov 2012 7.816486 6.626257 9.006715 5.996188 9.636785
Dec 2012 7.800868 6.478508 9.123228 5.778493 9.823243
Jan 2013 7.788373 6.339527 9.237219 5.572554 10.004192
Feb 2013 7.778377 6.208389 9.348365 5.377288 10.179466
Mar 2013 7.770380 6.084276 9.456485 5.191706 10.349054
Apr 2013 7.763983 5.966460 9.561505 5.014909 10.513057
May 2013 7.758864 5.854300 9.663429 4.846084 10.671645
Jun 2013 7.754770 5.747230 9.762309 4.684503 10.825037
Jul 2013 7.751494 5.644753 9.858236 4.529511 10.973477
Aug 2013 7.748874 5.546428 9.951319 4.380524 11.117223
Sep 2013 7.746777 5.451871 10.041684 4.237021 11.256534
Oct 2013 7.745100 5.360739 10.129461 4.098535 11.391666
Nov 2013 7.743758 5.272733 10.214784 3.964651 11.522865
Dec 2013 7.742685 5.187587 10.297783 3.835000 11.650370
Jan 2014 7.741826 5.105067 10.378586 3.709251 11.774402
Feb 2014 7.741139 5.024963 10.457315 3.587106 11.895172
Mar 2014 7.740590 4.947091 10.534089 3.468302 12.012878
Apr 2014 7.740150 4.871285 10.609015 3.352599 12.127701
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Youre wasting your time. They dont care about facts. Its like watching a feeding frenzy on Shark week.

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This is America. Just as we fight hard when the stakes are high, we close ranks and come together when the contest is done.

And while there will be time enough to debate our continuing differences, now is the time to recognize that that which unites us is greater than that which divides us.

While we yet hold and do not yield our opposing beliefs, there is a higher duty than the one we owe to political party. This is America and we put country before party.
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
 Quoting: Wonkish


You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


^ if you believe the Official Numbers you are an IDIOT! they are WAY WORSE in REALITY!!!! more like 22% Unemployed! [link to shadowstats.com]
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Fucking lies. 8.2% x 3 is more accurate.
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
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Exactly, are these people gonna freak out like this over every stupid article that is written, and might pertain to this election.
 Quoting: Frangas non Flectes


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I only believe half of what I read and even half of that is bullshit.
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
 Quoting: Wonkish


You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


^ if you believe the Official Numbers you are an IDIOT! they are WAY WORSE in REALITY!!!! more like 22% Unemployed! [link to shadowstats.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3521128


You're right...

They only count those who file for unemployment. This has been going on since Bush was still in office, meaning huge numbers of these people have exhausted their benefits and no longer file.
I only believe half of what I read and even half of that is bullshit.
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True unemployment is over 20%...
 Quoting: Quasar


no, try over 30% if 100 million plus eligible workers are unemployed where the population is 300 million in US

it's simple math, common sense which people don't seem to have anymore. they use PERT formulas and other made up formulas and stats to lie. in college i had to take behavioral statistics and the fist chapter: how to lie with numbers.

every poll on TV even shows you dumb asses the population range they use. 200 hundred people outside of the TV station to represent 300 million. that is called a null population group. laughable.
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You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


^ if you believe the Official Numbers you are an IDIOT! they are WAY WORSE in REALITY!!!! more like 22% Unemployed! [link to shadowstats.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3521128


You're right...

They only count those who file for unemployment. This has been going on since Bush was still in office, meaning huge numbers of these people have exhausted their benefits and no longer file.
 Quoting: ruxpin


bsflag

These data are not used to measure total unemployment because they exclude several important groups. To begin with, not all workers are covered by UI programs. For example, self-employed workers, unpaid family workers, workers in certain not-for-profit organizations, and several other small (primarily seasonal) worker categories are not covered. In addition, the insured unemployed exclude the following:

*Unemployed workers who have exhausted their benefits
*Unemployed workers who have not yet earned benefit rights (such as new entrants or reentrants to the labor force)
*Disqualified workers whose unemployment is considered to have resulted from their own actions rather than from economic conditions; for example, a worker discharged for misconduct on the job
*Otherwise eligible unemployed persons who do not file for benefits


[link to www.bls.gov]
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
 Quoting: Wonkish


You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


^ if you believe the Official Numbers you are an IDIOT! they are WAY WORSE in REALITY!!!! more like 22% Unemployed! [link to shadowstats.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3521128


Of course the REAL number is way higher than 8.2! But at least the MSM is admitting the unemployment numbers aren't good, and that can only hurt Obama which is good!

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Fucking lies. 8.2% x 3 is more accurate.
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But, but, but...the Obamatards say everything is great, contrary to the obvious fact that a big ass freight train is heading right towards them. If they pulled their head out of O's ass they just might see it.
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I can't wait for Obama to NOT get re-elected and the economy keeps tanking. THEN what are you going to say!
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IT wont asshole. get a conservative in there, slash government spending and regulation and watch the economy BOOM
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Obama is in no way fucked. He can just state calmly to the camera that the situation has gotten better and not worse, and all those liberals who cannot be bothered to check facts for themselves will just guzzle down this horseshit and vote him back in.
 Quoting: Sonofabiscuit


Yep, the same way he was voted in the first time around. People were fawning over him like he was some sort of Saint. Thing is, even back then the Obama-bots had no fucking idea what kind of change they were going to get because, like any politician, he was purposely nonspecific. The guy could eloquently rattle off three paragraphs of bullshit and when you stopped to analyze what he just said, he said absolutely nothing!

As fucked up as things are right now I still see sandal-wearing douchebags in Prius's with their little "Obama 2012" stickers. I can't help but think, "are you fucking brain dead? Do you bother looking past the end of your nose? Have you even bothered to watch the news for the last 3 years?"

Unfortunately, this is what the screwed-up two party system gets us; a bunch of partisan, ignorant, follow-like-sheep dumb asses.
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