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Breaking News: Unemployment rises to 8.2 with dismal jobs report!!! Obama is FUCKED!!! Front page of Yahoo! PIN

 
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I can't wait for Obama to NOT get re-elected and the economy keeps tanking. THEN what are you going to say!
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IT wont asshole. get a conservative in there, slash government spending and regulation and watch the economy BOOM
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This is why it really doesn't matter that Obama is Black, nor where he was born.

He could be white as snow, and born on a corn farm in Kansas.. And he would STILL be the worst president this country has ever seen.
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
 Quoting: Wonkish


You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
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The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
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The dream world you live in never ceases to amaze me. The facts don't lie. We are running off a cliff.

[link to www.usdebtclock.org]
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
 Quoting: Wonkish


You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


The dream world you live in never ceases to amaze me. The facts don't lie. We are running off a cliff.

[link to www.usdebtclock.org]
 Quoting: Albino Rhino


I posted the projections on the first page. Did you miss them? I can post the decompositions too if you want.
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Yeah Presidents have full control of the hiring, the firing, wall street, gasoline prices, interest rates,the weather, etc....
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If it's not his fault when unemployment rises, then it's not to his credit if it falls.
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I can't wait for Obama to NOT get re-elected and the economy keeps tanking. THEN what are you going to say!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16439363


EPA and Obamacare are the two main reasons why companies won't hire.

I could expand but I won't. The costs are too high.
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You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


The dream world you live in never ceases to amaze me. The facts don't lie. We are running off a cliff.

[link to www.usdebtclock.org]
 Quoting: Albino Rhino


I posted the projections on the first page. Did you miss them? I can post the decompositions too if you want.
 Quoting: Wonkish


I got some projections for you. The world economy is going off a cliff. Greece, Spain, Italy, Ireland, etc, etc, and then it will come back home to the USA. Because the evil bankers that own all the politicians including your beloved Obama are making this happen. But you won't realize this until it is too late.
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The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


The dream world you live in never ceases to amaze me. The facts don't lie. We are running off a cliff.

[link to www.usdebtclock.org]
 Quoting: Albino Rhino


I posted the projections on the first page. Did you miss them? I can post the decompositions too if you want.
 Quoting: Wonkish


I got some projections for you. The world economy is going off a cliff. Greece, Spain, Italy, Ireland, etc, etc, and then it will come back home to the USA. Because the evil bankers that own all the politicians including your beloved Obama are making this happen. But you won't realize this until it is too late.
 Quoting: Albino Rhino


^ Well Said and so very TRUE!!!!
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Destroy the machine!!!burnit
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[link to www.yahoo.com]

[link to finance.yahoo.com]

WASHINGTON (AP) -- U.S. employers created 69,000 jobs in May, the fewest in a year, and the unemployment rate ticked up. The dismal jobs figures could fan fears that the economy is sputtering.

The Labor Department also says the economy created far fewer jobs in the previous two months than first thought. It revised those figures down to show 49,000 fewer jobs created. The unemployment rate rose to 8.2 percent from 8.1 percent in April, the first increase in 11 months.

5a5a5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17072381


Really?

Tell me. How is Obama "fucked?"

I would believe he were "screwed" if Americans actually enacted as much as they TALK.

I would believe he were in a bad place if Americans suddenly realized that the voting system were screwed...but, instead, they fall for the same algorithm each time, not seeing the flaws. And despite the same results every 4 years...they line up to do it all over again while listening to some jackass claiming that they are going to be "the final answer."

Obama isn't screwed at all...its the American taxpayer and the collective consciousness that exists in this reality that's screwed.
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He still blames Bush....
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
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Spoken like a true idiot
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
 Quoting: Wonkish


You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


clappa
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This is why it really doesn't matter that Obama is Black, nor where he was born.

He could be white as snow, and born on a corn farm in Kansas.. And he would STILL be the worst president this country has ever seen.
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clappa
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Minor set back. It will go down next month.
 Quoting: Wonkish


You mean- they will revise these numbers down- even lower next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215807


The average revision, in 20 of the last 24 months, is lower by 20-30 thousand. Reported on Squawk Box this morning.
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I can't wait for Obama to NOT get re-elected and the economy keeps tanking. THEN what are you going to say!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16439363


That the economy is still tanking......thats what you Obamabots don't get
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"Hope and Change", my ass! What a fucking waste.

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"Five more months, five more months, five more months ..."


obama-epic-fail-


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Yeah Presidents have full control of the hiring, the firing, wall street, gasoline prices, interest rates,the weather, etc....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1169


If it's not his fault when unemployment rises, then it's not to his credit if it falls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16190746


Wow you must be a slow adult!

As a business man I can tell you from experience we don’t invest into anything when you have uncertainty.

Future tax rates?
Future health care cost?
Future regulations?


Get the point? We don’t hire, we don’t capital expense …we sit and wait and do our best to keep the employees we have now employed
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
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Why is Obama fucked!!?? He's not unemployed.
As a matter of fact, he's got a very good job.stoner
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REVERSE THE NUMBERS, AND TAKE AWAY THE DECIMAL POINT OP, AND YOUR 'CLOSER ' TO THE TRUTH !

QUIT USING BAMMY'S NUMBERS and start thinking for yourself ! ALL politicians LIE, and Oboe is the BIGGEST, besides being an ILLEGAL, ALIEN FRAUD!
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I can't wait for Obama to NOT get re-elected and the
economy keeps tanking. THEN what are you going to say!

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16439363
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Dude, the economy will start to turn around the day after the
election in November -- just on pure optimism -- even though
Obama will still be Golfing and vacationing in Martha's Vineyard
with Millionaires and Billionaires clear through his last
minute on Jan 20, 2013 at 11:59 am.

The saddest person on January 20, 2013 will be Sasquatch,
who will miss using Air Force One as her own personal shuttle
most of all.


M.O.-butt

And I'm sure she'll steal every fucking piece of China tableware,
silverware and White House tapestry on her way out the fucking door!

.
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Destroy the machine!!!burnit
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The machine will destroy itself!
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Yeaaaaa!

The economy is recovering.

Where is my free Obama Koolio Aid?
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I can't wait for Obama to NOT get re-elected and the
economy keeps tanking. THEN what are you going to say!

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16439363
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Dude, the economy will start to turn around the day after the
election in November -- just on pure optimism -- even though
Obama will still be Golfing and vacationing in Martha's Vineyard
with Millionaires and Billionaires clear through his last
minute on Jan 20, 2013 at 11:59 am.

The saddest person on January 20, 2013 will be Sasquatch,
who will miss using Air Force One as her own personal shuttle
most of all.


:M.O.-butt:

And I'm sure she'll steal every fucking piece of China tableware,
silverware and White House tapestry on her way out the fucking door!

.
 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


Who is that big linebacker getting on the plane with what hiz name...?
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That's one of the secret service dudes. He's keeping a low profile and disguising himself as Michell Obama.
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The unemployment rate lies within the projection. No big deal.
 Quoting: Wonkish


^ if you believe the Official Numbers you are an IDIOT! they are WAY WORSE in REALITY!!!! more like 22% Unemployed! [link to shadowstats.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3521128


You're right...

They only count those who file for unemployment. This has been going on since Bush was still in office, meaning huge numbers of these people have exhausted their benefits and no longer file.
 Quoting: ruxpin


bsflag

These data are not used to measure total unemployment because they exclude several important groups. To begin with, not all workers are covered by UI programs. For example, self-employed workers, unpaid family workers, workers in certain not-for-profit organizations, and several other small (primarily seasonal) worker categories are not covered. In addition, the insured unemployed exclude the following:

*Unemployed workers who have exhausted their benefits
*Unemployed workers who have not yet earned benefit rights (such as new entrants or reentrants to the labor force)
*Disqualified workers whose unemployment is considered to have resulted from their own actions rather than from economic conditions; for example, a worker discharged for misconduct on the job
*Otherwise eligible unemployed persons who do not file for benefits


[link to www.bls.gov]
 Quoting: Wonkish


What's your point? Reality is people do not get counted in the unemployment numbers.

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