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DC Comics' Green Lantern is now gay

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/01/2012 04:00 PM
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DC has always sucked. The fact that you have to buy trades to get a good story, that likely never happened, means this whole thing is irrelevant. You could at least buy 5 years of X-Men comics and have a great story to read.
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Marvel sucks and X-Men has been sucking for years. While Green Lantern is at the top of the charts.
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06/01/2012 04:19 PM
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There has always been gay people, there will always be gay people. It's not contagious, nor is it a choice. It's the way you're physically wired.

Who gives a flying fuck if there's a gay superhero? Gay people exist, GET OVER IT ALREADY YOU ASININE BASTARDS. A percentage of the population is gay, NO MATTER WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO ABOUT IT, and they deserve to be represented proportionally. If normal healthy straight relationships can be portrayed in comics without resorting to pornography, smut, or degenerate behavior, so can gay ones.

Don't worry... homophobia, racism, sexism, are all much less prevalent in the younger generations. We're smart enough to recognize these things as the fossils of primitive minds.

We know you crusty old bigots will die off sooner or later. We're patient, the same way you were patient with whatever medieval nonsense your parents pulled when you were younger.

I just hope that when my generation matures, we have a chance to make these ignorant forms of bigotry so horribly unfashionable and taboo that you live out your last days in shame. You'll one day become the stereotype foul-mouthed crone spitting hatred from a wheelchair, humored by loved ones but never taken seriously.

Completely agree, I'm 52 though. There are a few of us older folk who think the same way!
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06/01/2012 04:22 PM
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Can somebody explain why some people like a battering ram smashing shit sometimes inside their own sometimes inside others?
I respect my battering ram, I would never put his head in shit, to me this is an action of people who have shit in the other head.
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06/01/2012 04:25 PM
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Can somebody explain why some people like a battering ram smashing shit sometimes inside their own sometimes inside others?
I respect my battering ram, I would never put his head in shit, to me this is an action of people who have shit in the other head.
 Quoting: Really Freaky 17121274


It's called a condom, and not everybody is as dirty as you.
Really Freaky
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06/01/2012 04:27 PM
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Asshole has shit, so if somebody intents to dig an asshole obviously this person loves shit!
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06/01/2012 04:29 PM
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Can somebody explain why some people like a battering ram smashing shit sometimes inside their own sometimes inside others?
I respect my battering ram, I would never put his head in shit, to me this is an action of people who have shit in the other head.
 Quoting: Really Freaky 17121274



It's called a condom, and not everybody is as dirty as you.
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You use condon to smash shit, and I'm dirty??
That is it?
IvantZtrooth

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06/01/2012 04:29 PM
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THEY ARE COMICS. THEY DONT REALLY HAVE SEX AT ALL. THEY AREN'T REAL. and why would i want to know the back story about a fictional character that sux weenies?
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06/01/2012 04:32 PM
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Can somebody explain why some people like a battering ram smashing shit sometimes inside their own sometimes inside others?
I respect my battering ram, I would never put his head in shit, to me this is an action of people who have shit in the other head.
 Quoting: Really Freaky 17121274


It's called a condom, and not everybody is as dirty as you.
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On scale 1 to 10 how much shit you have on yourself after average act of being" green lantern"?
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06/01/2012 04:33 PM
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Can somebody explain why some people like a battering ram smashing shit sometimes inside their own sometimes inside others?
I respect my battering ram, I would never put his head in shit, to me this is an action of people who have shit in the other head.
 Quoting: Really Freaky 17121274


It's called a condom, and not everybody is as dirty as you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4528419


On scale 1 to 10 how much shit you have on yourself after average act of being" green lantern"?
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0
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06/01/2012 04:36 PM
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Can somebody explain why some people like a battering ram smashing shit sometimes inside their own sometimes inside others?
I respect my battering ram, I would never put his head in shit, to me this is an action of people who have shit in the other head.
 Quoting: Really Freaky 17121274


It's called a condom, and not everybody is as dirty as you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4528419


On scale 1 to 10 how much shit you have on yourself after average act of being" green lantern"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136329


Make it "brown lantern" slightly sprinkled with half digested doritos and ramen noodle.
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Homosexuality in the comic book world is nothing new...
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06/01/2012 04:36 PM
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i aiways suspected it.
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06/01/2012 04:38 PM
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Just a graphical reminder, gays stick their penis's in and out of another mans sh*t hole from which he defecates his digested bodily waste, and then they ejaculate sperm (designed to penetrate ovaries) into the anus cavity.
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06/01/2012 04:39 PM
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Can somebody explain why some people like a battering ram smashing shit sometimes inside their own sometimes inside others?
I respect my battering ram, I would never put his head in shit, to me this is an action of people who have shit in the other head.
 Quoting: Really Freaky 17121274


It's called a condom, and not everybody is as dirty as you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4528419


On scale 1 to 10 how much shit you have on yourself after average act of being" green lantern"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136329


0
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4528419


You notice how bad it is? I asked 1-10......you give 0.......can't get anus of your mind?
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06/01/2012 04:40 PM
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The only thing that bugs me about this, is if Green Lantern already has kids and an ex-wife, why couldn't they have made him bisexual?
LORIEN

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06/01/2012 04:41 PM
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I'd probably be green too if my ass was plugged.
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06/01/2012 04:41 PM
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Just a graphical reminder, gays stick their penis's in and out of another mans sh*t hole from which he defecates his digested bodily waste, and then they ejaculate sperm (designed to penetrate ovaries) into the anus cavity.
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Yeah cause straight people don't have anal sex either?
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06/01/2012 04:42 PM
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How does this change anything in your day to day life? I could give if a fuck if Green Lantern became a post-op tranny and started blowin dudes for meth.
LORIEN

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Just a graphical reminder, gays stick their penis's in and out of another mans sh*t hole from which he defecates his digested bodily waste, and then they ejaculate sperm (designed to penetrate ovaries) into the anus cavity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16542641


Yeah cause straight people don't have anal sex either?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4528419


They're trying to make eclairs
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06/01/2012 04:46 PM
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How does this change anything in your day to day life? I could give if a fuck if Green Lantern became a post-op tranny and started blowin dudes for meth.
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How? People will start using metaphor "green/brown lantern activity "instead af ass fu..king shit splashing gay sex. We will miss you straight GL.
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How does this change anything in your day to day life? I could give if a fuck if Green Lantern became a post-op tranny and started blowin dudes for meth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1412635


How? People will start using metaphor "green/brown lantern activity "instead af ass fu..king shit splashing gay sex. We will miss you straight GL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136329


lol, well I was thinking "Brown Cavern"
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06/01/2012 04:48 PM
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I'd probably be green too if my ass was plugged.
 Quoting: LORIEN


Please..do not involve hulk in this mess.
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06/01/2012 04:48 PM
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Ryan Reynolds a gay confirmed
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How does this change anything in your day to day life? I could give if a fuck if Green Lantern became a post-op tranny and started blowin dudes for meth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1412635


How? People will start using metaphor "green/brown lantern activity "instead af ass fu..king shit splashing gay sex. We will miss you straight GL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136329


The Gay Lamp
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06/01/2012 04:50 PM
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Heeeee!! Green Lantern has been sacrificed to the Gay Agenda. Onother step towards the pussification of men whatever
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just go take some estrogen and relax
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10875142


the easiest way to accomplish that is to consume unfermented soy
such as any form of soymilk, soy protein, TVP, etc
it's full of bio active plant based estrogen (a female sex hormone) that a human body can not distinguish from the human based one.

soy is a primary cause of female breast cancer
and turning man infertile an gay
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1065356


yeah but that doesn't explain families where you have hetero children and a couple homo ones

my bio-brother is homo and his twin is hetero. explain that lol
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The sodomite was the mentally and spiritually weaker child and swallowed the sodomite propaganda most likely from the pedo uncle or the pedoteacher at school. Their propaganda lies can be unlearned but it will be a big fight.

the weak was recruited by the sodomites.
Sodomites dont reproduce sodomites recruit.
LORIEN

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06/01/2012 04:50 PM
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What a great marketing move on their part. Poofters
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Shogu666

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06/01/2012 04:50 PM
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Why do you care about gay men ???

It is not like they are going to fuck you without your consent ??

Look at it like this - the more gays there are the lesser competition for you for women.
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06/01/2012 04:51 PM
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How long before we see his throbbing cock slowly side inside the buttcheeks of another man.
LORIEN

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06/01/2012 04:52 PM
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Why do you care about gay men ???

It is not like they are going to fuck you without your consent ??

Look at it like this - the more gays there are the lesser competition for you for women.
 Quoting: Shogu666


Cause it's sick. Not even dogs Bufu.
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Why do you care about gay men ???

It is not like they are going to fuck you without your consent ??

Look at it like this - the more gays there are the lesser competition for you for women.
 Quoting: Shogu666


Cause it's sick. Not even dogs Bufu.
 Quoting: LORIEN


Straight people butt fuck





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