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what do you do when you cant poop??

 
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what do you do when you cant poop??
being constipated fucking sucks, its driving me nuts bonghitdancepennywise
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06/01/2012 11:02 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
1000-2000 mg Vitamin C

or Cascara Segrada (an herb)

good luck with that !
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06/01/2012 11:03 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
milk of magnesia
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06/01/2012 11:04 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Tried drinking 1 liter of water with 2 tablespoons of salt and a lemon?

Eat onions and garlic?
Exercise?
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
drink something with alcohol
"doesn't it make you feel better?"
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06/01/2012 11:05 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Beer and coffee
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Psyllium fiber capsules and lots of water.
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
First thing you ned to do is a pasrasite cleans. Buy at a health food store (paraway). Drink lots of water and stay away from pop. Drink lots of ware first thing in the am!
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
You have to soften the stool.

Use a suitable means to inject warm water up the rectum.

Flushing out fecal matter once it becomes soft enough. This might take some time, but you can use your shower head or the hose if you have an attachment.
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
First thing you ned to do is a pasrasite cleans. Buy at a health food store (paraway). Drink lots of water and stay away from pop. Drink lots of ware first thing in the am!
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I meant "need to do is a parasite cleanse"
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Try Metamucil MultiHealth Fiber (Psyllium Fiber) Capsuiles. Take 3 capsules in the morning and 3 at night for a couple of days. Drink several 16 oz. glasses of regular water during the day. I guarantee you that you will have a nice poop session. What also will give you immediate relief if you feel pressure, but it won't come out, is to use Fleet Enema saline that comes in a 6 pack bottle (133 mL each). You will crap in 5 minutes.
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
You have to soften the stool.

Use a suitable means to inject warm water up the rectum.

Flushing out fecal matter once it becomes soft enough. This might take some time, but you can use your shower head or the hose if you have an attachment.
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A pressure washer no higher than 2,500 PSI?
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06/01/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Cereals. A lot.

tp
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06/01/2012 11:15 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Fist yo ass!

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06/01/2012 11:16 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
fall asleep and have someone put your hand in warm water.....
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
You have to soften the stool.

Use a suitable means to inject warm water up the rectum.

Flushing out fecal matter once it becomes soft enough. This might take some time, but you can use your shower head or the hose if you have an attachment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4594667


A pressure washer no higher than 2,500 PSI?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17077072


No higher, much higher. s226
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
You have to soften the stool.

Use a suitable means to inject warm water up the rectum.

Flushing out fecal matter once it becomes soft enough. This might take some time, but you can use your shower head or the hose if you have an attachment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4594667


A pressure washer no higher than 2,500 PSI?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17077072


No higher, much higher. s226
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Well then you run the risk of water in the ear
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06/01/2012 11:18 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
take a laxative


or eat a salad or two
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06/01/2012 11:23 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
a cup or 2 of coffee......or a hershey bar and a quart or 2 of water...
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06/01/2012 11:30 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
yup crisco up your ass and you'll crap within 10 min. good luck!
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
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06/01/2012 11:36 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Shop Vac!
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
holy crap (yep, pun intended) a full page of answers and no one said EAT SOME FRUIT OR OATMEAL. For quick relief, drink prune juice. and drink plenty of water.
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06/01/2012 11:37 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
butt

cruise
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06/01/2012 11:38 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
eat a lot of "sugar free" candies (the have sugar alcohol and that = liquid poo explosion)
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06/01/2012 11:40 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Go to Taco Bell
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06/01/2012 11:41 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
you dont need to poop anymore abduct
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06/01/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Stick a glycerin suppository up there, Drive to Walgreens and buy some. Dont take laxatives or youll get diarrhea. Do the suppositories, It works in 3 minutes and is gentle. It wont give you the runs like laxatives will.
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Honey is quite effective
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
Try Metamucil MultiHealth Fiber (Psyllium Fiber) Capsuiles. Take 3 capsules in the morning and 3 at night for a couple of days. Drink several 16 oz. glasses of regular water during the day. I guarantee you that you will have a nice poop session. What also will give you immediate relief if you feel pressure, but it won't come out, is to use Fleet Enema saline that comes in a 6 pack bottle (133 mL each). You will crap in 5 minutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1527907


Well, did you try the Fleet Enema yet ? It should have worked by now if you did.
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06/01/2012 11:45 PM
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
in find this lady's version of a homo and have him see your needs
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Re: what do you do when you cant poop??
in find this lady's version of a homo and have him see your needs
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