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Do you have any Paranormal abilities  . . . ?

 
George B (OP)

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I have lizards that are around for killing bugs and a bug guy too.
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Yea, but if you poison the bugs you will kill your lizards . . . but the lizards and spiders will kill your other bugs . . . it is a vicious cycle . . . LoL!!!
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I say kill the spiders!!...Kill them all!!...Kill their little babies too!!
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I say kill the spiders!!...Kill them all!!...Kill their little babies too!!
 Quoting: Settle4It


I sense a fear and dislike for spiders . . . Wow!! I may have paranormal skills after all . . . ohno
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
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I say kill the spiders!!...Kill them all!!...Kill their little babies too!!
 Quoting: Settle4It


I sense a fear and dislike for spiders . . . Wow!! I may have paranormal skills after all . . . ohno
 Quoting: George B


LMAO!!!...OMG!!!...George!...You knew just what I was thinking...WOW!!
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I say kill the spiders!!...Kill them all!!...Kill their little babies too!!
 Quoting: Settle4It


I sense a fear and dislike for spiders . . . Wow!! I may have paranormal skills after all . . . ohno
 Quoting: George B


LMAO!!!...OMG!!!...George!...You knew just what I was thinking...WOW!!
 Quoting: Settle4It


Yes!! You are in the presence of a god of paranormal abilities . . . no doubt . . . blobr
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

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I say kill the spiders!!...Kill them all!!...Kill their little babies too!!
 Quoting: Settle4It


I sense a fear and dislike for spiders . . . Wow!! I may have paranormal skills after all . . . ohno
 Quoting: George B


LMAO!!!...OMG!!!...George!...You knew just what I was thinking...WOW!!
 Quoting: Settle4It


Yes!! You are in the presence of a god of paranormal abilities . . . no doubt . . . blobr
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WOW...never been in the presence of a god before! Do I butt or just worship
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I sense a fear and dislike for spiders . . . Wow!! I may have paranormal skills after all . . . ohno
 Quoting: George B


LMAO!!!...OMG!!!...George!...You knew just what I was thinking...WOW!!
 Quoting: Settle4It


Yes!! You are in the presence of a god of paranormal abilities . . . no doubt . . . blobr
 Quoting: George B


WOW...never been in the presence of a god before! Do I butt or just worship
 Quoting: Settle4It


You can just kiss my ring . . . everything else is just overkill . . . coffee4
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

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LMAO!!!...OMG!!!...George!...You knew just what I was thinking...WOW!!
 Quoting: Settle4It


Yes!! You are in the presence of a god of paranormal abilities . . . no doubt . . . blobr
 Quoting: George B


WOW...never been in the presence of a god before! Do I butt or just worship
 Quoting: Settle4It


You can just kiss my ring . . . everything else is just overkill . . . coffee4
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NO! I am not a ring kisser!...But I will take a cup of coffee! chuckle
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Yes!! You are in the presence of a god of paranormal abilities . . . no doubt . . . blobr
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WOW...never been in the presence of a god before! Do I butt or just worship
 Quoting: Settle4It


You can just kiss my ring . . . everything else is just overkill . . . coffee4
 Quoting: George B




NO! I am not a ring kisser!...But I will take a cup of coffee! chuckle
 Quoting: Settle4It


I knew you would say that . . . here is your coffee . . . coffeecup
please don't drink the little guy in the cup . . . 1rof1

Last Edited by George B on 09/26/2012 01:56 PM
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
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WOW...never been in the presence of a god before! Do I butt or just worship
 Quoting: Settle4It


You can just kiss my ring . . . everything else is just overkill . . . coffee4
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NO! I am not a ring kisser!...But I will take a cup of coffee! chuckle
 Quoting: Settle4It


I knew you would say that . . . here is your coffee . . . coffeecup
please don't drink the little guy in the cup . . . 1rof1
 Quoting: George B


Can I keep him???...He's so cute!!
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You can just kiss my ring . . . everything else is just overkill . . . coffee4
 Quoting: George B




NO! I am not a ring kisser!...But I will take a cup of coffee! chuckle
 Quoting: Settle4It


I knew you would say that . . . here is your coffee . . . coffeecup
please don't drink the little guy in the cup . . . 1rof1
 Quoting: George B


Can I keep him???...He's so cute!!
 Quoting: Settle4It

Sure . . . remember . . . he needs three coffee baths everyday to stay happy and healthy . . . otherwise he has a nasty disposition . . . monster
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

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NO! I am not a ring kisser!...But I will take a cup of coffee! chuckle
 Quoting: Settle4It


I knew you would say that . . . here is your coffee . . . coffeecup
please don't drink the little guy in the cup . . . 1rof1
 Quoting: George B


Can I keep him???...He's so cute!!
 Quoting: Settle4It

Sure . . . remember . . . he needs three coffee baths everyday to stay happy and healthy . . . otherwise he has a nasty disposition . . . monster
 Quoting: George B


Really?...Looks like my little man will not miss his coffee dip...that's right...who's my little man...OOOHHHH...hummmm...Sure thing George!
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I knew you would say that . . . here is your coffee . . . coffeecup
please don't drink the little guy in the cup . . . 1rof1
 Quoting: George B


Can I keep him???...He's so cute!!
 Quoting: Settle4It

Sure . . . remember . . . he needs three coffee baths everyday to stay happy and healthy . . . otherwise he has a nasty disposition . . . monster
 Quoting: George B


Really?...Looks like my little man will not miss his coffee dip...that's right...who's my little man...OOOHHHH...hummmm...Sure thing George!
 Quoting: Settle4It


I am so happy he has found a good home . . . you are the BEST!!!!

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Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

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Can I keep him???...He's so cute!!
 Quoting: Settle4It

Sure . . . remember . . . he needs three coffee baths everyday to stay happy and healthy . . . otherwise he has a nasty disposition . . . monster
 Quoting: George B


Really?...Looks like my little man will not miss his coffee dip...that's right...who's my little man...OOOHHHH...hummmm...Sure thing George!
 Quoting: Settle4It


I am so happy he has found a good home . . . you are the BEST!!!!

:144:
 Quoting: George B


Thanky!
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I have decided to just go after the kitchen spiders today. I vacuumed yesterday so I think temporarily I am winning the game.

In just one weeks time they web up under the kitchen cabinets. A few days ago there was a web up behind the stove on my counter.

If I just let it go I could have a Halloween House with the real deal spiders and webs.

I thought the clouds looked like spider webs today.

I went around the yard like Obie Wan Kanobe with my sword/broom and struck down the webs again. I am getting good at aiming the broom to throw for the high ones.

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Oh, this is disgusting, I just started and already I have killed 2 spiders with my bare hands. I fear they are in the bottom cabinets to, shit. Gross

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Oh, this is disgusting, I just started and already I have killed 2 spiders with my bare hands. I fear they are in the bottom cabinets to, shit. Gross

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 Quoting: WindyMind


And so it begins...angry2...DEATH SHALL BECOME THEM!...stupid spiders
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Half done, kitchen oh soo shiny. There will be a spray specific to small spiders as a follow up. No more going after the spiders once a week for me!

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Oh, this is disgusting, I just started and already I have killed 2 spiders with my bare hands. I fear they are in the bottom cabinets to, shit. Gross

scaredahamazingdoubtunhappywaaahtsiren2
 Quoting: WindyMind


1rof1
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

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Spiderwebs on my sponge are not funny!

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Spiderwebs on my sponge are not funny!

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lmaolol1rof1laughchucklelolatu
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Spiderwebs on my sponge are not funny!

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Just killed a rattle snake in my backyard yesterday . . . what do you think is worse?hiding2
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Spiderwebs on my sponge are not funny!

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Just killed a rattle snake in my backyard yesterday . . . what do you think is worse?hiding2
 Quoting: George B


Snakes are cool!
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Spiderwebs on my sponge are not funny!

angryface
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Just killed a rattle snake in my backyard yesterday . . . what do you think is worse?hiding2
 Quoting: George B


Snakes are cool!
 Quoting: Settle4It


You would rather play with a rattle snake than a spider???ohno
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All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
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I have messed with some expensive equipment. banana2
I have lucid dreams, so I have a file and ask the people directly what I want to know. hf
I like to mess with inner organs, perceptions and dreams... cool2
I have the ability to fight intruders and kill them rockon


That's all I will say.

Nemo me impune lacessit.
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I have messed with some expensive equipment. banana2
I have lucid dreams, so I have a file and ask the people directly what I want to know. hf
I like to mess with inner organs, perceptions and dreams... cool2
I have the ability to fight intruders and kill them rockon


That's all I will say.

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I think you are fairly scary like a rattlesnake.

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The thing about spiders is when you are sleeping they crawl into your mouth and you swallow them. The average person swallows 7 spiders a year while sleeping.

My cat Oliver brought a baby rattler into the house once. I hear they can kill you. If there is one there are 300. Load your shotgun George. There are more coming.

Last Edited by WindyMind on 09/26/2012 06:11 PM

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Spiderwebs on my sponge are not funny!

angryface
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Just killed a rattle snake in my backyard yesterday . . . what do you think is worse?hiding2
 Quoting: George B


Snakes are cool!
 Quoting: Settle4It


You would rather play with a rattle snake than a spider???ohno
 Quoting: George B


Yep! Any day!! They only strike if they feel threatened...I've had them and copperheads crawl over me before when I was out sun tanning...no biggy
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I guess you were not sunbathing on a proper beach.

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I guess you were not sunbathing on a proper beach.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Proper beach...lol...nope use the back yard...that way I can tan nude! ohyeah

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