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Zombie? Naked Woman Masturbates in Public and BITES cop

 
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[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

Has a lot of the criteria = she's insane, she's violent, she's sex-obsessed, she bit the cop, AND... she's in Florida.
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[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

Has a lot of the criteria = she's insane, she's violent, she's sex-obsessed, she bit the cop, AND... she's in Florida.
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meth head
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Thirty-five-year old Ashley Holton caused traffic along the busy highway to back-up for 30 minutes with some drivers reportedly performing illegal u-turns to get a second look.

Men lol
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More:

[link to blogs.miaminewtimes.com]

The event went on for about a half hour before police arrived, but apparently Holton hadn't reached the big O before the big 5-0 tried to reach for her. She kicked officials and tried to escape. She also continued to flash her breasts and bra. One female officer tried to get her pants back on, but Holton bit and kicked the woman. She later claimed that the actions only constituted "a love tap."

According to HuffPo, the antics didn't end when she was taken to jail. Holton "continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate," according to the arrest report.
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[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

Has a lot of the criteria = she's insane, she's violent, she's sex-obsessed, she bit the cop, AND... she's in Florida.
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wtfs happening in florida of late?

jeeze did the BP oil spill mutate the masses?
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Thirty-five-year old Ashley Holton caused traffic along the busy highway to back-up for 30 minutes with some drivers reportedly performing illegal u-turns to get a second look.

Men lol
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LOL
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY
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Thirty-five-year old Ashley Holton caused traffic along the busy highway to back-up for 30 minutes with some drivers reportedly performing illegal u-turns to get a second look.

Men lol
 Quoting: Saratonin


LOL
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY
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did you see her pic? damned
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Thirty-five-year old Ashley Holton caused traffic along the busy highway to back-up for 30 minutes with some drivers reportedly performing illegal u-turns to get a second look.

Men lol
 Quoting: Saratonin


LOL
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY
 Quoting: ttowngirl


did you see her pic? damned
 Quoting: sonic doom


Hahhahahaha my thoughts exactly.

Although it was a free peep show.
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Thirty-five-year old Ashley Holton caused traffic along the busy highway to back-up for 30 minutes with some drivers reportedly performing illegal u-turns to get a second look.

Men lol
 Quoting: Saratonin


LOL
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY
 Quoting: ttowngirl


did you see her pic? damned
 Quoting: sonic doom


Hahhahahaha my thoughts exactly.

Although it was a free peep show.
 Quoting: Saratonin


good point
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06/03/2012 10:20 AM
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Re: Zombie? Naked Woman Masturbates in Public and BITES cop
quite typical behavior for a woman of that age
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06/03/2012 10:23 AM
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Should have just left her alone and gave her a parking ticket.


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Zombie? Nope, drunk and stupid is my guess.
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Fuckin' thrush.
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Thirty-five-year old Ashley Holton caused traffic along the busy highway to back-up for 30 minutes with some drivers reportedly performing illegal u-turns to get a second look.

Men lol
 Quoting: Saratonin


And some women!
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well done to the cop for joining in with the spirit of it all applause

hope his Frederick Johnson's alright!
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I really think the public-nudity thing is connected to the zombie thing, it's perhaps indicative of a mild case, or of early exposure to the whatever-it-is.

Dig:

[link to www.foxcharlotte.com]

"Cops say they were called out to a shopping center along Route 67 after a store manager at Curtis Lumber said 49-year-old Barbara Lafleur was walking around the store completely naked.

She then walked to a convenience store a short distance away."
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Re: Zombie? Naked Woman Masturbates in Public and BITES cop
quite typical behavior for a woman of that age
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mugshots always make people look ugly, just check lohans one. i bet she is quite hot made up, i would
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mugshots always make people look ugly, just check lohans one. i bet she is quite hot made up, i would
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lohan has pink slime hiding
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Further cases now being posted on this thread:

Thread: Zombie cofactor! Public Nudity Meltdowns Related to Zombie/madness wave?
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If the police officer has been bitten,we will know shortly what will happen whit him.

Nothing or a zombie.

So until then .coffee4
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WTF you expect??

she's from ALABAMA!!!lmao
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Thirty-five-year old Ashley Holton caused traffic along the busy highway to back-up for 30 minutes with some drivers reportedly performing illegal u-turns to get a second look.

Men lol
 Quoting: Saratonin


LOL
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY
 Quoting: ttowngirl


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not really, at least not anymore
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THE ZOMBIES....ahhh

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a masturbating zombie ? now thats so sick...
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Thirty-five-year old Ashley Holton caused traffic along the busy highway to back-up for 30 minutes with some drivers reportedly performing illegal u-turns to get a second look.

Men lol
 Quoting: Saratonin


LOL
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY
 Quoting: ttowngirl


did you see her pic? damned
 Quoting: sonic doom


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Awesome.
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must be a new sex zombie breed
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Yer' Momma
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The hell mouth is opening, so I'll get to see these demons rise.
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Hope the police had a little courtesy to let the passer bys who were masturbating to her the chance to finish up before they made her stop.

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