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I got a letter from the Illuminati!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2005 09:08 AM
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I got a letter from the Illuminati!
Quote " Members of our society have been watching you for some time and have analyzed your profile, it seems that you possess several rare traits that are of interest to us. We have chosen you to become part of our circle." Is this a joke? Has anyone else recieved a letter like this?
Kilroy
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12/07/2005 09:19 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
what rare traits are they referring to, and do you think they (with all they have done) will be able to control them. I know some rare traits cannot be controlled par say, although a symbioses can be established. Anything less on some of these rare traits could be detrimental, as history has shown us.
Kilroy
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12/07/2005 09:22 AM
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From a philological point of view I have noted that the mer mention of the Illuminati has be known to cause obsessive compulsive behavior and extreme paranoia. I hope you guys are working on some sort of treatment.$$$
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12/07/2005 09:23 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
1dunno1

Infiltrate them and get back to us.
Kilroy
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12/07/2005 09:26 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
ask them if they willing to do a telepathic enterview with KSTYX RADIO

KSTYX RADIO coming to you from the depth of hell
wear a sweater out their boys and girls cuz I
know its getting cold down here
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/07/2005 09:32 AM
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When I first recieved the letter I started researching the front name they gave me and googled it then I looked for secret links within the pages and this is what I found.

[link to www.neo-tech.com]

AND

[link to www.neo-tech.com]
Kilroy
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12/07/2005 09:37 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
well lets see first off posting it on this site may leed some to believe its BS, BUT assuming some would think its BS might be the perfect cover for the truth. Infact some might accualy think that you yourself are Illumiati.

one truth
many realities
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/07/2005 09:47 AM
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No I am not apart of the illuminati, I am a housewife in upstate NY. I posted this here because I had question. I thought origianly that this was a prank letter. I also thought that many of you all may find it interesting and would know something about this. I do not agree with world domination or control so this invitation that they extended to me has very little appeal.
Kilroy
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12/07/2005 09:59 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
OK then that leaves two possibility´s left.

if it has vary little appeal then ignore it, use self discipline to reduce your use of the rare abilities they are interested in.


to be perfectly honest I think they would have more sophisticated ways of contacting potential members. I believe that its probably meant to scare you.


eliminate all the impossibilities, and what your left with must be the solution.

Sherlock Homes
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12/07/2005 10:25 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it read it it said they were suckers.

It used to be a discordian prank to mail random letters to people from the illuminati, the committee to nuke the dodos etc etc
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2005 11:14 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
Sounds suspiciously NIGERIAN to me.

anon
Kilroy
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02/10/2006 10:52 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
they do realize that everything has a price
Anonymous Coward
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02/10/2006 10:59 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
BS you have to apply to join they never seek new recruits you must also be a freemason.
Kilroy
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02/10/2006 11:04 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
just like I said everything has a price
Anonymous Coward
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02/10/2006 11:06 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
how does the letter say you should contact them to accept their offer?
Kilroy
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02/10/2006 11:13 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
unfortunately this thread was started 2 months ago I often wonder what happened to the individual who started this thread
Steve

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02/10/2006 11:14 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
I got a letter from them too, offering me a job as a web designer:

[link to www.illuminatidesign.com]
Kilroy
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02/10/2006 11:14 AM
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excuse me 3 months ago
Kilroy
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02/10/2006 11:17 AM
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nice designed Steve I like the symbol what aspired it?
Steve

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02/10/2006 11:18 AM
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I've no idea, Kilroy, I didn't design it :D

It's quite a nice site, for sure :)
Kilroy
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02/10/2006 11:21 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
I will have to take a closer look, every body seems to have a website these days why not the Illuminati
Anonymous Coward
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02/10/2006 11:22 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
sounds like a gang bang op, do you have a big booty?
Steve

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02/10/2006 11:24 AM
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<<every body seems to have a website these days why not the Illuminati?>>

Maybe they can't raise the money to have a site done :D
Kilroy
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02/10/2006 12:25 PM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
perhaps they are waiting for the right time, and they will show us all their true colors
Some1

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02/10/2006 04:36 PM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
It's a hoax.

The REAL Illuminati would just show up at your door.

OPPS, I wans't supposed to tell you that...



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08/08/2011 05:38 PM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
i gotta homie boy the got ah letter from them 2.... an what u put is exactlly what he told me it sed..... did it say 4 ur eyes only on there 2???
Equinox
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
The Illuminati use a special kind of letter, enclosed with a seal usually embedded with the Occulus Omni (the all seeing eye within a triangle) the letter unfolds sideways. if to link me an image I will verify its authenticity.
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03/25/2014 11:34 PM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
I got got that letter too six years ago
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03/25/2014 11:38 PM
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
Quote " Members of our society have been watching you for some time and have analyzed your profile, it seems that you possess several rare traits that are of interest to us. We have chosen you to become part of our circle." Is this a joke? Has anyone else recieved a letter like this?
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I am sure that if the "Members of our Society" wanted you, you wouldn't be writing on GLP. I would be pretty sure they would meet you in person, say a van and a black hood as you walked down the street and I am sure a threat of you talking about what happened would result in your death.

I am pretty sure you got a Publishers Warehouse Sweepstakes Entry.
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Quote " Members of our society have been watching you for some time and have analyzed your profile, it seems that you possess several rare traits that are of interest to us. We have chosen you to become part of our circle." Is this a joke? Has anyone else recieved a letter like this?
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Re: I got a letter from the Illuminati!
you must be a female they are trying to get coochie from.
If this is the case, it is a sham

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