Divorce Agreement

Too bad there was never a pre-nup.

Seems someone is still stuck in the left-right paradigm. Hmmmmm?

I suppose it took awhile for Neanderthal to graduate to cooked meat so time cures all.

why don't you split it up by historical voting. liberals will take new york, nj, california, michigan, washington, illinois, oregon, massand vermont. you know the places where money is made and things are produced.

you can have all the rest of the states full of trailer park welfare leeches and farm subsidies. lets see how that works out for you.

yep. more divide and conquer in the op.

They can have new York , new jersey , Illinois, and DC as well

LOL

"You can keep the unions..."


So you don't want your roads maintained, your roofs waterproof, your pipes not to leak, you don't want new buildings built?

You can't outsource EVERYTHING ... you can print money, but what are you going to spend it on?

Peple are leaving those states in droves. Why? Dying economies and confiscatory taxation. Crappy schools indoctrinating kids in alternative lifestyles and the global warming scam instead of educating them. Crime and poverty.

Those states you look down your nose at grow your food, produce oil and natural gas, lead in technology and construction, and have some of the largest seaports in the country. You wouldn't survive through the year without them.

Sounds good when given the elevator treatment. IE skip #13

Unions never built anything, it was the people using their hands and sweat. The same is true for the federal government.

you trailer park, psuedo-christian, conservative trash are the thieves. we've been floating your asses since the reconstruction because the only way you retards could figure out how to make money was through human bondage and slavery. you want to split the country? that would be splendid, we could keep our money and the respect of the rest of the world without you retards sullying our image.


[link to visualizingeconomics.com]

red states spending all the money.



[link to en.wikipedia.org]

its the blue states paying the taxes.


1 California $313,998,874,000 36,553,215 $8,590.18
2 New York $244,672,914,000 19,297,729 $12,678.84
3 Texas $225,390,904,000 23,904,380 $9,428.85
4 Florida $136,476,423,000 18,251,243 $7,477.65
5 Illinois $135,458,089,000 12,852,548 $10,539.40
6 New Jersey $121,678,423,000 8,685,920 $14,008.70
7 Pennsylvania $112,368,286,000 12,432,792 $9,038.06
8 Ohio $105,772,774,000 11,466,917 $9,224.17
9 Minnesota $78,697,313,000 5,197,621 $15,141.03
10 North Carolina $75,903,684,000 9,061,032 $8,376.94
11 Georgia $75,217,980,000 9,544,750 $7,880.56
12 Massachusetts $74,782,325,000 6,449,755 $11,594.60
13 Michigan $69,923,907,000 10,071,822 $6,942.53
14 Virginia $61,989,886,000 7,712,091 $8,038.01
15 Washington $57,449,739,000 6,468,424 $8,881.57
16 Connecticut $54,235,851,000 3,502,309 $15,485.74
17 Maryland $53,705,070,000 5,618,344 $9,558.88
18 Missouri $48,568,138,000 5,878,415 $8,262.11
19 Tennessee $47,746,721,000 6,156,719 $7,755.22
20 Colorado $45,404,194,000 4,861,515 $9,339.52
21 Wisconsin $43,778,325,000 5,601,640 $7,815.27
22 Indiana $42,668,067,000 6,345,289 $6,724.37
23 Arizona $35,485,237,000 6,338,755 $5,598.14
24 Louisiana $33,676,593,000 4,293,204 $7,844.16
25 Oklahoma $29,324,569,000 3,617,316 $8,106.72
26 Arkansas $27,340,140,000 2,834,797 $9,644.48
27 Alabama $24,149,102,000 4,627,851 $5,218.21
28 Oregon $23,466,608,000 3,747,455 $6,262.01
29 Kentucky $23,150,555,000 4,241,474 $5,458.14
30 Kansas $22,311,231,000 2,775,997 $8,037.20
31 South Carolina $20,499,446,000 4,407,709 $4,650.82
District of Columbia[1] $20,393,510,000 588,292 $34,665.63
32 Nevada $19,619,012,000 2,565,382 $7,647.60
33 Nebraska $19,043,258,000 1,774,571 $10,731.19
34 Iowa $18,436,557,000 2,988,046 $6,170.10
35 Delaware $16,857,669,000 864,764 $19,493.95
36 Utah $15,063,650,000 2,645,330 $5,694.43
37 Rhode Island $11,966,818,000 1,057,832 $11,312.59
38 Mississippi $10,868,707,000 2,918,785 $3,723.71
39 New Hampshire $9,304,200,000 1,315,828 $7,070.98
40 Idaho $9,024,822,000 1,499,402 $6,018.95
41 New Mexico $8,346,154,000 1,969,915 $4,236.81
42 Hawaii $7,666,494,000 1,283,388 $5,973.64
43 West Virginia $6,521,950,000 1,812,035 $3,599.24
44 Maine $6,289,216,000 1,317,207 $4,774.66
45 South Dakota $4,765,559,000 796,214 $5,985.27
46 Wyoming $4,724,678,000 522,830 $9,036.74
47 Montana $4,522,680,000 957,861 $4,721.65
48 Alaska $4,287,200,000 683,478 $6,272.62
49 Vermont $3,806,110,000 621,254 $6,126.50
50 North Dakota $3,659,740,000 639,715 $5,720.89
Puerto Rico[2] $3,548,466,000 3,941,459 $888.39
TOTAL $2,674,007,818,000 305,562,616 $8,528.22 (US Avg.)

The blue states are typically the ones with the highest populations and thus can afford to pay higher per capita. Not because it is inherently that way. Tax revenue from states is NOT based upon a liberal/conservative agenda but in how much a state can afford.

Within each state funds are given more to liberal causes like entitlements.

5 stars and a Green for you!

...you know the places where money is made and things are produced.

***do not hit this thread for copyright - it originates from an old viral email - no valid source on google** phenn



To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends:

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following:


DIVORCE AGREEMENT

WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and

WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all,

THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is the suggested model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest.

2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups.

9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find.

15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system.

16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem."

17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".

18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices.

In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing.

Sincerely,

Your Conservative Friends


P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country.

I'd love to see the elitist's side actually trying to do things like operating machinery or even something like hammering in a nail ... lol..... they'd probably get so fustrated they'd be in civil war within three weeks, starving and bleeding from self inflicted wounds...

You're kidding, right? I know conservatives who have built their entire homes.

And what is your side going to do when you're attacked by the entitlement mentality (the vast majority of your people) because there isn't enough to go around? Don't run to our side, because we're not letting you in. You've ruined the U.S. once. That's enough.

Forcing people into one of two camps is what's causing all the devisiveness in the first place.

Things just aint that simple.