I figured if I posted a vague enough subject header containing the Illuminati, a 3-syllable word that's fun to say, and a ballpark reference of when the repercussions would ensue, this thread would get ~1,000,000 hits.

Also, the Nobody was f*cking the Woman of Scars on the French submarine in the gulf, when he suddenly went berserk.

The US military had nothing to do with it.

P.S.: The number 13.