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WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....

 
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06/04/2012 06:47 AM
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WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
It is a bright & warm sunny day here in Manchester, UK and find this very strange...

All I can hear out my windows is children playing as they are off school due to it being a bank holiday. When I say not one bird, I mean it, not one, not even seen any.

In this area, there are sparrows, starlings, finches, magpies, crows and other birds. Also there is a small lake/pond with ducks etc nearby.

Check the area out on Google earth, the postcode is M27 8GQ and it covers quite a large area around here (so I'm not giving address out). You will see some woods opposite to where it lands you on there, follow the woods one way ands it leads you too a wider area of woods, go the other way and it will lead you to the small lake/pond.

This area is usually full of wildlife. Maybe there having a day off due to bank holiday, or they could be dead due to fumes as this area was an old landfill site, or maybe the radiation from Japan is affecting them, I really don't know....

Seriously though, sommat ain't right. I mean, the little fuckers (birds) for the last few months have been tweeting away mostly all night, now there not tweeting during the day, WTF, not right, not right at all.

Anyone else experiencing lack of birds in there area??
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06/04/2012 06:51 AM

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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
What about pets? Do you have dogs or cats in the vicinity you can watch? Check their behaviour too.
Advise you keep a pet close by. Im thinking maybe Earthquake.
Or maybe something else.
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
What about pets? Do you have dogs or cats in the vicinity you can watch? Check their behaviour too.
Advise you keep a pet close by. Im thinking maybe Earthquake.
Or maybe something else.
 Quoting: abhie


Tbh, that's what I thought, but, being in UK we don't really get many big earthquakes, so thinking this is something different.

I'd like to add also, I usually hear them on the plastic guttering on the house, tapping away when they land on them. Also, I usually see them grabbing worms out the ground on the patch of grass....
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06/04/2012 06:59 AM
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They must have all come here.. central Ohio. They're ALL OVER and loud as hell. Even at night. I've never seen so many crows.
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They're here in London with me, mate.

Also, I've noticed while sitting in a garden surrounded by small birds, all a-twitter and active, how they fell silent as a bird of prey sailed high overhead, then started up again once it had passed. Maybe something is scaring yours, OP?
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds
 Quoting: BRIEF


Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer....

They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you...

You must have some attraction to birds, do you?
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They must have all come here.. central Ohio. They're ALL OVER and loud as hell. Even at night. I've never seen so many crows.
 Quoting: JustSpeak 1253218


Ohio is the WORST for birds! I've got bird crap covering everything I own and I'm totally sick of it! And how do they always leave my entire windows splattered with these huge masses of crap.Theres no place to sit above my windows.Its like they're holding flight in front of my windows and force spraying it out of their butts.

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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They're here in London with me, mate.

Also, I've noticed while sitting in a garden surrounded by small birds, all a-twitter and active, how they fell silent as a bird of prey sailed high overhead, then started up again once it had passed. Maybe something is scaring yours, OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307021


Tbh, never seen any birds of prey around here, although the magpies around here are very territorial and have constantly been bullying others, but that itself wouldn't scare them all away...
BRIEF
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds
 Quoting: BRIEF


Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer....

They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you...

You must have some attraction to birds, do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17344432


I like birds if they are quiet and don't crap all over my stuff...a dove family moved into my garage when I had the door open, and now she is sitting on eggs, so I can't move her until they hatch and can fly...fuck'n birds
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06/04/2012 07:11 AM
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
i feel for ya man .i was stationed in S korea for 18 months "the land of the morning calm".not a tweet . it was one of the most noticeable things to be deprived of. Me thinks the military industrial complex may be to blame.
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds
 Quoting: BRIEF


Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer....

They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you...

You must have some attraction to birds, do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17344432


I like birds if they are quiet and don't crap all over my stuff...a dove family moved into my garage when I had the door open, and now she is sitting on eggs, so I can't move her until they hatch and can fly...fuck'n birds
 Quoting: BRIEF


We're waiting to do some pruning for the same reason.
Pretty cool, though, I can see the nest from the kitchen window.
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They must have all come here.. central Ohio. They're ALL OVER and loud as hell. Even at night. I've never seen so many crows.
 Quoting: JustSpeak 1253218


Ohio is the WORST for birds! I've got bird crap covering everything I own and I'm totally sick of it! And how do they always leave my entire windows splattered with these huge masses of crap.Theres no place to sit above my windows.Its like they're holding flight in front of my windows and force spraying it out of their butts.

soap
 Quoting: sunshine4mealwayz


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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
[link to ccmc.gsfc.nasa.gov]

Scroll to bottom of page. I think AA would say it's a good day to be underground.
You can educate the ignorant, but you can't fix stupid!
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds
 Quoting: BRIEF


Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer....

They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you...

You must have some attraction to birds, do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17344432


I like birds if they are quiet and don't crap all over my stuff...a dove family moved into my garage when I had the door open, and now she is sitting on eggs, so I can't move her until they hatch and can fly...fuck'n birds
 Quoting: BRIEF


I'm loving the fact that its nice and quiet, besides the kids shouting in street.

It can annoy you if there twittering on and on all day, but when your use to that and then all of a sudden, silence, it does make one wonder, wth is wrong and different for these birds to stop what they usual do....
BRIEF
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds
 Quoting: BRIEF


Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer....

They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you...

You must have some attraction to birds, do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17344432


I like birds if they are quiet and don't crap all over my stuff...a dove family moved into my garage when I had the door open, and now she is sitting on eggs, so I can't move her until they hatch and can fly...fuck'n birds
 Quoting: BRIEF


I'm loving the fact that its nice and quiet, besides the kids shouting in street.

It can annoy you if there twittering on and on all day, but when your use to that and then all of a sudden, silence, it does make one wonder, wth is wrong and different for these birds to stop what they usual do....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17344432


Dunno...every Spring there's a bird orgy in my backyard starting about 5 AM...why do they have to start fucking so damn early? Morning wood?
With freedom comes responsibility.

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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
they'll be back . . . .sun

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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
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Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer....

They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you...

You must have some attraction to birds, do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17344432


I like birds if they are quiet and don't crap all over my stuff...a dove family moved into my garage when I had the door open, and now she is sitting on eggs, so I can't move her until they hatch and can fly...fuck'n birds
 Quoting: BRIEF


I'm loving the fact that its nice and quiet, besides the kids shouting in street.

It can annoy you if there twittering on and on all day, but when your use to that and then all of a sudden, silence, it does make one wonder, wth is wrong and different for these birds to stop what they usual do....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17344432


Dunno...every Spring there's a bird orgy in my backyard starting about 5 AM...why do they have to start fucking so damn early? Morning wood?
 Quoting: BRIEF


hmmmm, maybe you have a few COCKatails in ya garden......but don't worry, Woody says they all have little peckers, so the orgy don't last very long.....
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
We have a ton of them here. The tweeter birds, t-shirt birds, the Justin Bieber birds, tons of them. Don't know what they look like, just know them by what they say.
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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
Plenty of them in Texas. They don't even shut up at night.
now what

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Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them....
i know this is a old thread but im freaking out its been almost all summer and the bird are gone. i keep waiting ,i thought it was because i was sleeping later or something. its makeing me so sad.
now what

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