WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... | |
abhie User ID: 10536530 India 06/04/2012 06:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... What about pets? Do you have dogs or cats in the vicinity you can watch? Check their behaviour too. Advise you keep a pet close by. Im thinking maybe Earthquake. Or maybe something else. (I'm male, mid-40's, and live and work in India as a designer. Writing is a passion of mine, as is painting. My avatar represents my protagonist against the Illuminati -a female warrior.) :laotszungb: |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17344432 United Kingdom 06/04/2012 06:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... What about pets? Do you have dogs or cats in the vicinity you can watch? Check their behaviour too. Quoting: abhie Advise you keep a pet close by. Im thinking maybe Earthquake. Or maybe something else. Tbh, that's what I thought, but, being in UK we don't really get many big earthquakes, so thinking this is something different. I'd like to add also, I usually hear them on the plastic guttering on the house, tapping away when they land on them. Also, I usually see them grabbing worms out the ground on the patch of grass.... |
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BRIEF User ID: 17344763 United States 06/04/2012 07:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1307021 United Kingdom 06/04/2012 07:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... They're here in London with me, mate. Also, I've noticed while sitting in a garden surrounded by small birds, all a-twitter and active, how they fell silent as a bird of prey sailed high overhead, then started up again once it had passed. Maybe something is scaring yours, OP? |
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sunshine4mealwayz User ID: 2698905 United States 06/04/2012 07:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... They must have all come here.. central Ohio. They're ALL OVER and loud as hell. Even at night. I've never seen so many crows. Quoting: JustSpeak 1253218 Ohio is the WORST for birds! I've got bird crap covering everything I own and I'm totally sick of it! And how do they always leave my entire windows splattered with these huge masses of crap.Theres no place to sit above my windows.Its like they're holding flight in front of my windows and force spraying it out of their butts. Last Edited by Anonymous Sun on 06/04/2012 07:09 AM |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17344432 United Kingdom 06/04/2012 07:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... They're here in London with me, mate. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307021 Also, I've noticed while sitting in a garden surrounded by small birds, all a-twitter and active, how they fell silent as a bird of prey sailed high overhead, then started up again once it had passed. Maybe something is scaring yours, OP? Tbh, never seen any birds of prey around here, although the magpies around here are very territorial and have constantly been bullying others, but that itself wouldn't scare them all away... |
BRIEF User ID: 17344763 United States 06/04/2012 07:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds Quoting: BRIEF Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer.... They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you... You must have some attraction to birds, do you? I like birds if they are quiet and don't crap all over my stuff...a dove family moved into my garage when I had the door open, and now she is sitting on eggs, so I can't move her until they hatch and can fly...fuck'n birds I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
clot User ID: 1469884 United States 06/04/2012 07:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... i feel for ya man .i was stationed in S korea for 18 months "the land of the morning calm".not a tweet . it was one of the most noticeable things to be deprived of. Me thinks the military industrial complex may be to blame. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9718093 United States 06/04/2012 07:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds Quoting: BRIEF Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer.... They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you... You must have some attraction to birds, do you? I like birds if they are quiet and don't crap all over my stuff...a dove family moved into my garage when I had the door open, and now she is sitting on eggs, so I can't move her until they hatch and can fly...fuck'n birds We're waiting to do some pruning for the same reason. Pretty cool, though, I can see the nest from the kitchen window. |
Lindalee User ID: 3177816 United States 06/04/2012 07:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... They must have all come here.. central Ohio. They're ALL OVER and loud as hell. Even at night. I've never seen so many crows. Quoting: JustSpeak 1253218 Ohio is the WORST for birds! I've got bird crap covering everything I own and I'm totally sick of it! And how do they always leave my entire windows splattered with these huge masses of crap.Theres no place to sit above my windows.Its like they're holding flight in front of my windows and force spraying it out of their butts. Circling the Sun @ 63,000 MPH <3 |
HnryBwmn User ID: 15408193 United States 06/04/2012 07:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... [link to ccmc.gsfc.nasa.gov] Scroll to bottom of page. I think AA would say it's a good day to be underground. You can educate the ignorant, but you can't fix stupid! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17344432 United Kingdom 06/04/2012 07:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds Quoting: BRIEF Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer.... They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you... You must have some attraction to birds, do you? I like birds if they are quiet and don't crap all over my stuff...a dove family moved into my garage when I had the door open, and now she is sitting on eggs, so I can't move her until they hatch and can fly...fuck'n birds I'm loving the fact that its nice and quiet, besides the kids shouting in street. It can annoy you if there twittering on and on all day, but when your use to that and then all of a sudden, silence, it does make one wonder, wth is wrong and different for these birds to stop what they usual do.... |
BRIEF User ID: 17344763 United States 06/04/2012 07:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... They are all over here shitting on my cars and fussing at me anytime I get too close to their nests...fuck'n birds Quoting: BRIEF Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer.... They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you... You must have some attraction to birds, do you? I like birds if they are quiet and don't crap all over my stuff...a dove family moved into my garage when I had the door open, and now she is sitting on eggs, so I can't move her until they hatch and can fly...fuck'n birds I'm loving the fact that its nice and quiet, besides the kids shouting in street. It can annoy you if there twittering on and on all day, but when your use to that and then all of a sudden, silence, it does make one wonder, wth is wrong and different for these birds to stop what they usual do.... Dunno...every Spring there's a bird orgy in my backyard starting about 5 AM...why do they have to start fucking so damn early? Morning wood? I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Abbe Normal User ID: 17345069 United Kingdom 06/04/2012 07:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... they'll be back . . . . [link to www.youtube.com] your distortion is percepted wherever you are ~ be there totally |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17344432 United Kingdom 06/04/2012 07:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF, Where's All The Birds? I Live Facing Woods & I Can't Hear One Tweet, Tw*t Or Twitter Out Of Them.... ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17344432 Lmaoo, yep, there's the answer.... They've all gone over there to annoy the hell outta you... You must have some attraction to birds, do you? I like birds if they are quiet and don't crap all over my stuff...a dove family moved into my garage when I had the door open, and now she is sitting on eggs, so I can't move her until they hatch and can fly...fuck'n birds I'm loving the fact that its nice and quiet, besides the kids shouting in street. It can annoy you if there twittering on and on all day, but when your use to that and then all of a sudden, silence, it does make one wonder, wth is wrong and different for these birds to stop what they usual do.... Dunno...every Spring there's a bird orgy in my backyard starting about 5 AM...why do they have to start fucking so damn early? Morning wood? hmmmm, maybe you have a few COCKatails in ya garden......but don't worry, Woody says they all have little peckers, so the orgy don't last very long..... |
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