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Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate

 
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06/04/2012 12:07 PM
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Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
June 4, 2012
EXCLUSIVE: Mitt Romney set to choose Donald Trump as running mate for U.S. Presidential election
By Uncle Anonymous Coward as reported to his Anonymous Coward nephews

(WankerishNewsService) - - An internal document circulating in Romney campaign headquarters today states that Mitt Romney will announce that he has selected a running mate for his 2012 bid for the White House. This document confirms earlier reports from internet prophets that Trump will assist Romney in first bankrupting the United States before plating the entire nation in gold. It is unclear when Romney will publically make the announcement, but sources close to the campaign say that the announcement will be made before the end of July.

Precipice Low's interwebz bot confirms the report's authenticity

News of the report has prompted Precipice Low, creator of the interwebz bot, to release the code that first enabled him to predict Romney's running mate. Precipice believes that by releasing the code he "can finally prove to the world that the interwebz bot is fully capable of predicting future events and more tards should heed its warnings [sic]." Precipice Low's code might seem simplistic to some, but he insists that "those truly versed in programming will appreciate its elegance." Precipice Low's code:


#Available for public release#
print("Hello, I am the interwebz-bot version 6.6.6 ")
question = raw_input("What is your question? ")
if(question == "Will Romney choose Trump as his running mate? "):
:whitespace:print("Yes")
else:
:whitespace:print("Your question is irrelevant. ")
:whitespace:print("Mitt Romney will choose Donald Trump as his running mate. ")


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If I wanted to destroy America……..I would lock down the political system so that you had only two choices which amount to the evil of two lesser’s, and then deride you because you supposedly made the wrong choice and now the growing misery in the country is you and your supposed political party’s fault. All the while I would gloat over the fact that you had no real choices because both candidates selected for you were selected because they were on board with your destruction.

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06/04/2012 12:17 PM
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Re: Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
Trump could never bankrupt America. He loves his country. Watch any of his interviews and see how passionate that man is about saving america not bankrupting it. Its the democrats, mainly Obama, Pelosi and others in their gang who despise america and cant wait for the post-america world.
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06/04/2012 12:19 PM
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Re: Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
If Romney wants to ensure he doesn't win the election, he will choose Trump.

I am guessing he will choose Mitch Daniels, who attended this yrs bldrbrg meeting.
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06/04/2012 12:21 PM
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Trump could never bankrupt America. He loves his country. Watch any of his interviews and see how passionate that man is about saving america not bankrupting it. Its the democrats, mainly Obama, Pelosi and others in their gang who despise america and cant wait for the post-america world.
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Hasn't Trump went bankrupt like 4 times in is life time?
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06/04/2012 12:23 PM
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Re: Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
I wonder what would be Trump's fiscal advice to the nation?

1. Get money from your rich daddy.
2. Get your rich daddy’s rich friends to lend you money.
3. Get your daddy’s rich friends and lawyers to bail your ass out when you fail.
4. Cater to you demographics even if that would only prove what kind of low-life you are

Sounds like a good campaign strategy!

Run, Donald, run!

PS: Not to even mention his creepy skull merkin.
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06/04/2012 12:37 PM
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Re: Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
Trump has made more charitable contributions to the Democrats than he has the Republicans over the last 30 years.
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06/04/2012 12:39 PM
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If Romney wants to ensure he doesn't win the election, he will choose Trump.

I am guessing he will choose Mitch Daniels, who attended this yrs bldrbrg meeting.
 Quoting: ***Evan***


^^^THIS

thread fail by OP dopey.
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06/04/2012 12:53 PM
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OH BOY!! More SNL material5a
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06/04/2012 12:54 PM

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rofl

Great post! I couldn't care less who Romney picks, but the Precipice Low interwebz source is hilarious.
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06/04/2012 01:45 PM
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rofl

Great post! I couldn't care less who Romney picks, but the Precipice Low interwebz source is hilarious.
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goodnews
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06/04/2012 02:13 PM

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Re: Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
June 4, 2012
EXCLUSIVE: Mitt Romney set to choose Donald Trump as running mate for U.S. Presidential election
By Uncle Anonymous Coward as reported to his Anonymous Coward nephews

(WankerishNewsService) - - An internal document circulating in Romney campaign headquarters today states that Mitt Romney will announce that he has selected a running mate for his 2012 bid for the White House. This document confirms earlier reports from internet prophets that Trump will assist Romney in first bankrupting the United States before plating the entire nation in gold. It is unclear when Romney will publically make the announcement, but sources close to the campaign say that the announcement will be made before the end of July.

Precipice Low's interwebz bot confirms the report's authenticity

News of the report has prompted Precipice Low, creator of the interwebz bot, to release the code that first enabled him to predict Romney's running mate. Precipice believes that by releasing the code he "can finally prove to the world that the interwebz bot is fully capable of predicting future events and more tards should heed its warnings [sic]." Precipice Low's code might seem simplistic to some, but he insists that "those truly versed in programming will appreciate its elegance." Precipice Low's code:


#Available for public release#
print("Hello, I am the interwebz-bot version 6.6.6 ")
question = raw_input("What is your question? ")
if(question == "Will Romney choose Trump as his running mate? "):
:whitespace:print("Yes")
else:
:whitespace:print("Your question is irrelevant. ")
:whitespace:print("Mitt Romney will choose Donald Trump as his running mate. ")


bonghit
 Quoting: Wonkish


A few minor adjustments and the "Output" ;-)

// Available for public release#
Console.WriteLine("Hello, I am the interwebz-bot version 6.6.6.7 ");
Console.WriteLine("What is your question?");
string question = Console.ReadLine();
if (question == "Will Ron Paul suprise Mitt Romney and win?") {
:whitespace:Console.WriteLine("Yes!!!");
}
elseif (question == "If Mitt Romney wins, will he choose Donald Trump as his running mate? ") {
:whitespace:Console.WriteLine("Irrelevant...Ron Paul will suprise Mitt Romney and win!!!");
}
else {
:whitespace:Console.WriteLine("Irrelevant...Ron Paul will suprise Mitt Romney and win!!!");
}


Output:

:whitespace:Hello, I am the interwebz-bot version 6.6.6
:whitespace:What is your question?
:whitespace:Will Ron Paul suprise Mitt Romney and win?
:whitespace:Yes!!!

Regards,
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06/04/2012 02:23 PM
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Re: Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
That means 4 more years of Obama.
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Re: Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
Aint gonna happen....

He'll pick Marco Rubio......watch.
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06/04/2012 02:29 PM
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A little birdie told there are few other strong contenders for the VP position:

- Dr. Oily Taitz, esqirt
- Phil Davison of Minerva

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06/04/2012 02:30 PM
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Re: Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
I totally disagree with all of you. Donald trump is one of the smartest men there is, and doesn't let anyone push him around. Doesn't put up with any shit from anyone. I thing the guy is awesome.
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06/04/2012 02:30 PM
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Gosh, I hope so...if anyone can trump Sarah Palin, when it comes to saying stupid shit, it would be, "The Donald"!

Can you imagine how entertaining SNL would be...ooohhh, "Trump or Monkey", might make a comeback....

PS: that would be a very bad move...yet, still very plausible
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06/04/2012 02:31 PM
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I wonder what would be Trump's fiscal advice to the nation?

1. Get money from your rich daddy.
2. Get your rich daddy’s rich friends to lend you money.
3. Get your daddy’s rich friends and lawyers to bail your ass out when you fail.
4. Cater to you demographics even if that would only prove what kind of low-life you are

Sounds like a good campaign strategy!

Run, Donald, run!

PS: Not to even mention his creepy skull merkin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17299575



I'm reasonably sure that government and banks have bailed trump out as well.

Either through sweet heart deals, tax breaks, forgiving loans or cash.

He is a bombastic narcissist. And vastly ignorant as well.

Last Edited by s. d. butler on 06/04/2012 02:32 PM
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I totally disagree with all of you. Donald trump is one of the smartest men there is, and doesn't let anyone push him around. Doesn't put up with any shit from anyone. I thing the guy is awesome.
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Yes, all that is good and all....but he comes up short on electability. The dems would destroy him with their smear campaigns.
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06/04/2012 02:33 PM
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Re: Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
The names I've heard bandied about are Rand Paul and Marco Rubio.

I'd think that the best chance that Romney would have would be for Marco Rubio, because from what I've read..

1) he's a hard-line republican (to galvanize the republican party and counterbalance Romney's centrist alignment)

2) he's a hard-core Christian to solidify the Christian right (and make them feel better about voting for a mormon candidate)

3) he's Latino.. how many Latino voters could he pull to the right in vying for the second highest level in the US government?

4) he's young .. in his early forties .. this might be the weakest aspect as I don't think young voters would automatically switch votes, but it's still a plus
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06/04/2012 02:34 PM
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Wonkha Fail!bsflag
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Trump, "You don't have to make decisions...you sit in a chair, and let advisors who know more make your decisions..."

"Do you understand the difference of an air offense as opposed to a ground assault?" LIVES, Donald, lives!

Figurehead mentality...if he hadn't gave Ivana that hotel to play with....

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I totally disagree with all of you. Donald trump is one of the smartest men there is, and doesn't let anyone push him around. Doesn't put up with any shit from anyone. I thing the guy is awesome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14930530


Yes, all that is good and all....but he comes up short on electability. The dems would destroy him with their smear campaigns.
 Quoting: ***Evan***


At this point, it really is bi-partisan; it would be a smear-fest, just google the words: stupid, and Trump, all the major quote sights have a lot of material:


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Re: Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate
Trump could never bankrupt America. He loves his country. Watch any of his interviews and see how passionate that man is about saving america not bankrupting it. Its the democrats, mainly Obama, Pelosi and others in their gang who despise america and cant wait for the post-america world.
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Well, he also loves his own bank account and he's bankrupted that a few times so...
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06/04/2012 03:09 PM
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Touché!

"You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass." –Donald Trump

lol
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"Looks like Romney is going to choose Trump as his running mate"

I would think the left would want Trump as Romney's running mate so they would have plenty of material to attack.

I think they're hoping for it, because perhaps Romney is polling well lately.

If Romney picks Rubio as running mate then the incumbent admin might be in trouble in a reelection bid.
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Sources close to Uncle Anonymous Coward are saying that Nancy Singer has communicated with the Beta Absurdos and she will confirm this report in the coming days on her site Beta Sprech'.

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