AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- The world's largest army

Not to derail, but there was studies proving seventy six percent of hunters are repressed homosexuals that rate high on the Kinsey scale. So, this hunter army is actually the world largest conglomeration of homosexuals. I know this is difficult to stomach for many, but rest assured that eventually these men act out their desires in duck blinds and remote hunting cabins. There is also a thriving subculture using duck calls as anal plugs and toys. Various gun lubricants such as hoppes are actually made for anal use and are a hetero friendly, thinly disguised gay sex lubricant. Notice the trend of rifle barrels with no front sight and scope only? This allows field expedient dildo for impromptu and spontaneous lovemaking sessions in hunting camps. Hunters appearing as hetero cannot openly purchase sex toys so these disguised objects are in high demand. If a hunter has gone hunting, and emerged with no game, then there was a ninety three percent chance he had gay intercourse in the woods.

i luv me some guns and bushcraft........but your average american hunter is a fat, stupid city boy playing country. he sits in his $700 deer stand for 10 minutes before getting ADD bored and shooting at anything that moves. he goes home with a tiny fawn thats been shot 16 times or he gut shoots 3 different does that all run away.

they might be good for the front lines, you know, disposable. but thats about it.

i luv me some guns and bushcraft........but your average american hunter is a fat, stupid city boy playing country. he sits in his $700 deer stand for 10 minutes before getting ADD bored and shooting at anything that moves. he goes home with a tiny fawn thats been shot 16 times or he gut shoots 3 different does that all run away.

they might be good for the front lines, you know, disposable. but thats about it.

The world's largest army of sitting ducks.

Helicopters + heat detection devices + +sitting ducks =

You are sorely mistaken.

History is replete with examples of rag-tag citizenry handing embarrassing defeats to organized military forces.

And hunters? My friend, lots of hunters can sit quietly and remain well hidden, while waiting to kill an animal that shows itself - several hundred yards away.

Now, that group of people who can do this, if they were to organize against an opponent force, would be a nightmare for that opponent force.

You are generalizing the subject. And comparing two different things. And the whole rag tag bullshit is not going to happen this time pal.

Get out of your romantic notions. History might repeat, but circumstances dont.

Vietnam proved this. The only reason they defeated the US Militarily is because they prepared in advance.

You confuse your romanticized bullshit, with Military operations.

Military planning. Etc.

If you had the spine, training, and spunk of say, the taliban, maybe, but a bunch a Men off in the woods waiting for someone does not cut it, and you dont understand Armies at all.

Any main action will be in the cities, for that is where all YOUR good comes from. Ports. Cities. Distribution points. Etc.

Meanwhile, while all you pussies are off in the woods 'waiting', all your resource distribution points will be controlled. The entire grid goes down. Chaos ensues.

All the People in the city, are off in the Country, looking for food, running from the occupying army(chicago for example), and fighting YOU pussies hiding in the woods over resources.

Meanwhile, all of your cities are being occupied by real armies coming in from controlled ports at sea.

You GI joe army is already dead on gone by the third world War by this time, so there is no help from them.

Once the cities and ports are taken, the invading army will spread out all over the country, and mop up the rest of you pussies hiding in the woods waiting, that survived the war of the crazy city dwellers in their desperation.

And what you finally are waiting on will come, and the supply line and columns will never end until you fuckers are all gone.

That is the likely and probable scenario.

You are just a blue leg piece of shit, that doesnt not shit about Military tactics. Wars. Operations. And your true chances of surviving you fucking twit.

So keep sitting in that dear stand jacking off to the romance novel you see in your head, its not going to happen that way.

Oh, and wipe that cum off your face, Russians dont like their speared through messy before lights out.

Standard Canucktard idiocy.