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AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- The world's largest army

 
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Not to derail, but there was studies proving seventy six percent of hunters are repressed homosexuals that rate high on the Kinsey scale. So, this hunter army is actually the world largest conglomeration of homosexuals. I know this is difficult to stomach for many, but rest assured that eventually these men act out their desires in duck blinds and remote hunting cabins. There is also a thriving subculture using duck calls as anal plugs and toys. Various gun lubricants such as hoppes are actually made for anal use and are a hetero friendly, thinly disguised gay sex lubricant. Notice the trend of rifle barrels with no front sight and scope only? This allows field expedient dildo for impromptu and spontaneous lovemaking sessions in hunting camps. Hunters appearing as hetero cannot openly purchase sex toys so these disguised objects are in high demand. If a hunter has gone hunting, and emerged with no game, then there was a ninety three percent chance he had gay intercourse in the woods.
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Standard Canucktard idiocy.
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Oh snap....I don't feel all secure knowing my drunk obese sack O shit hunter neighbor is all that stands between me and tyranny....he looks like a giant pumpkin in his orange hunting clothes......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404507


clappa


i luv me some guns and bushcraft........but your average american hunter is a fat, stupid city boy playing country. he sits in his $700 deer stand for 10 minutes before getting ADD bored and shooting at anything that moves. he goes home with a tiny fawn thats been shot 16 times or he gut shoots 3 different does that all run away.

they might be good for the front lines, you know, disposable. but thats about it.
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


I know about 2 dozen hunters, and not a one of them are "fat", or "stupid". In fact, they are in better shape than most people, and generally more intelligent, as well.
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Oh snap....I don't feel all secure knowing my drunk obese sack O shit hunter neighbor is all that stands between me and tyranny....he looks like a giant pumpkin in his orange hunting clothes......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404507


clappa


i luv me some guns and bushcraft........but your average american hunter is a fat, stupid city boy playing country. he sits in his $700 deer stand for 10 minutes before getting ADD bored and shooting at anything that moves. he goes home with a tiny fawn thats been shot 16 times or he gut shoots 3 different does that all run away.

they might be good for the front lines, you know, disposable. but thats about it.
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I can easily see how you stacked up all that negative karma, shitstain.
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Re: AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- The world's largest army
The world's largest army of sitting ducks.

Helicopters + heat detection devices + macgun +sitting ducks =abomb
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Mylar.
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That is not the worlds largest Army.

And I would not call them an army either.

That implies tactics, precision, command and control(structure).

Hunters dont have any training as 'hunters' for War at all.

NONE.

What I mean, is that the sport of hunting, has no value in War.

Other than learning to by still and quiet.

If hunters though, have really been planning and training when they meet out on lonely ranches, and are really the Militia in Camouflage, then yes, one 'could' call them an army of sorts.

But they are not the largest.

The largest Army in the World belongs to China, far surpassing the entire population of the US by hundreds of Millions, their Army does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17023389


You are sorely mistaken.

History is replete with examples of rag-tag citizenry handing embarrassing defeats to organized military forces.

And hunters? My friend, lots of hunters can sit quietly and remain well hidden, while waiting to kill an animal that shows itself - several hundred yards away.

Now, that group of people who can do this, if they were to organize against an opponent force, would be a nightmare for that opponent force.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1144869


More so as the next revolution will be a guerrilla war of attrition against the Political Class and their brain trust.
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Re: AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- The world's largest army
That is not the worlds largest Army.

And I would not call them an army either.

That implies tactics, precision, command and control(structure).

Hunters dont have any training as 'hunters' for War at all.

NONE.

What I mean, is that the sport of hunting, has no value in War.

Other than learning to by still and quiet.

If hunters though, have really been planning and training when they meet out on lonely ranches, and are really the Militia in Camouflage, then yes, one 'could' call them an army of sorts.

But they are not the largest.

The largest Army in the World belongs to China, far surpassing the entire population of the US by hundreds of Millions, their Army does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17023389


You are sorely mistaken.

History is replete with examples of rag-tag citizenry handing embarrassing defeats to organized military forces.

And hunters? My friend, lots of hunters can sit quietly and remain well hidden, while waiting to kill an animal that shows itself - several hundred yards away.

Now, that group of people who can do this, if they were to organize against an opponent force, would be a nightmare for that opponent force.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1144869


You are generalizing the subject. And comparing two different things. And the whole rag tag bullshit is not going to happen this time pal.

Get out of your romantic notions. History might repeat, but circumstances dont.

Vietnam proved this. The only reason they defeated the US Militarily is because they prepared in advance.

You confuse your romanticized bullshit, with Military operations.

Military planning. Etc.

If you had the spine, training, and spunk of say, the taliban, maybe, but a bunch a Men off in the woods waiting for someone does not cut it, and you dont understand Armies at all.

Any main action will be in the cities, for that is where all YOUR good comes from. Ports. Cities. Distribution points. Etc.

Meanwhile, while all you pussies are off in the woods 'waiting', all your resource distribution points will be controlled. The entire grid goes down. Chaos ensues.

All the People in the city, are off in the Country, looking for food, running from the occupying army(chicago for example), and fighting YOU pussies hiding in the woods over resources.

Meanwhile, all of your cities are being occupied by real armies coming in from controlled ports at sea.

You GI joe army is already dead on gone by the third world War by this time, so there is no help from them.

Once the cities and ports are taken, the invading army will spread out all over the country, and mop up the rest of you pussies hiding in the woods waiting, that survived the war of the crazy city dwellers in their desperation.

And what you finally are waiting on will come, and the supply line and columns will never end until you fuckers are all gone.

That is the likely and probable scenario.

You are just a blue leg piece of shit, that doesnt not shit about Military tactics. Wars. Operations. And your true chances of surviving you fucking twit.

So keep sitting in that dear stand jacking off to the romance novel you see in your head, its not going to happen that way.

Oh, and wipe that cum off your face, Russians dont like their speared through messy before lights out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17023389


Do you live in the US? Because you call it "your cities", like you are not a part of this country. Are you an American?
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Re: AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- The world's largest army
the issue is not repelling an invasion by a foreign army. The greater issue is our government. What good does it do if the government decides to consfiscate firearms and deny access to ammo? what you have is a homebrew "army" that is disarmed and pretty much useless. It takes more than just weapons to fight a war and Call of Duty training on a PS3 does not a soldier make.
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I prefer to refer to them as the world's largest band of armed slaves.

mexico
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Not to derail, but there was studies proving seventy six percent of hunters are repressed homosexuals that rate high on the Kinsey scale. So, this hunter army is actually the world largest conglomeration of homosexuals. I know this is difficult to stomach for many, but rest assured that eventually these men act out their desires in duck blinds and remote hunting cabins. There is also a thriving subculture using duck calls as anal plugs and toys. Various gun lubricants such as hoppes are actually made for anal use and are a hetero friendly, thinly disguised gay sex lubricant. Notice the trend of rifle barrels with no front sight and scope only? This allows field expedient dildo for impromptu and spontaneous lovemaking sessions in hunting camps. Hunters appearing as hetero cannot openly purchase sex toys so these disguised objects are in high demand. If a hunter has gone hunting, and emerged with no game, then there was a ninety three percent chance he had gay intercourse in the woods.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16781803


Standard Canucktard idiocy.
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classic canadian absolute thread derailment lmmaaaooo which ever way you cook it hunting is the new gay.anyway the riposte was typical american lame standard after a canadian has basically eviscerated your macchissmo all u can come back with is that?happy hunting sweet boys lmmmmaaaaooo
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They'll be coming after them shortly..
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Re: AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- The world's largest army
Over ten million deer hunters in the US.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295673


Most of those are too busy playing poker or enjoying themselves at the strip club to care about an invasion.

They wake up hung over get driven to a stand and told
which number deer to shoot (tagged animals).

Then after they gut shoot it and it runs off, the help
has to go track down the animal that dies a excruciating
death because and hungover nimrod can't hit a bulls-eye
and 60 yards.

And he calls himself a hunter.

But I get your point.
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Re: AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- The world's largest army
Adding up the deer license applications does not add up to all using rifles. Many are b ow hunters and many are using shotguns. Even if all were using rifles getting 600k Americans to unite would be an enormous job. Are you thinking 'they' should launch some kind of an attack upon what?????????????
 Quoting: Mickeyblue 9806228


The only thing that will unite all these people is the libtards relentless abuse of the 2nd Amendment. If confiscation ever begins..., it will be the firing squad for the US Government and its current traitorous base.

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