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Message Subject AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- The world's largest army
Poster Handle s. d. butler
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Not to derail, but there was studies proving seventy six percent of hunters are repressed homosexuals that rate high on the Kinsey scale. So, this hunter army is actually the world largest conglomeration of homosexuals. I know this is difficult to stomach for many, but rest assured that eventually these men act out their desires in duck blinds and remote hunting cabins. There is also a thriving subculture using duck calls as anal plugs and toys. Various gun lubricants such as hoppes are actually made for anal use and are a hetero friendly, thinly disguised gay sex lubricant. Notice the trend of rifle barrels with no front sight and scope only? This allows field expedient dildo for impromptu and spontaneous lovemaking sessions in hunting camps. Hunters appearing as hetero cannot openly purchase sex toys so these disguised objects are in high demand. If a hunter has gone hunting, and emerged with no game, then there was a ninety three percent chance he had gay intercourse in the woods.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16781803

This is one of the most imaginitive and funniest posts I've ever read.

Thanks for the chuckle.
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