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No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!

 
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No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!
siren2 siren2 siren2

Astrophysicist freind of mine called and said the plasma tail of Venus is causing all teh flesh eating eating bacteria outbreaks and Zombie like behaviour. Next 48 hours its going to get INSANE. Bug if you can, if not sharpen the K-bars and batten down the hatches!

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Not BS plasma is coming.
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Re: No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!
Oh my fucking god.

You're full of shit, you know that, right?
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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Re: No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!
bsflag
 Quoting: Draco Slayer


Not BS plasma is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16816351


RADIATED PLASMA! Mutating the bacteria.
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Hawk...for realz?
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Hawk...for realz?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4294050


BACKSIDE INTEL DOES TAKE A BIT OF DECIPHERING, BUT I AM PRETTY SURE I ADDED IT UP CORRECTLY.
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This is for real, folks!!! Just like his avatar!!!:bmumy222::22sbs22:
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Then don't duct tape your windows, and the next thing you know you are chewing off your nieghbors face.
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Hawk...for realz?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4294050


BACKSIDE INTEL DOES TAKE A BIT OF DECIPHERING, BUT I AM PRETTY SURE I ADDED IT UP CORRECTLY.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Lol. Backside intel. B.ack S.ide B? S? Bullshit? ...Officially " deciphered" your dumbass thread. Fuckin turd crayon
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Re: No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!
If somebody has the ability to pin this, it might be a good idea... will save lives.
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If somebody has the ability to pin this, it might be a good idea... will save lives.
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cruise
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If somebody has the ability to pin this, it might be a good idea... will save lives.
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cruise
 Quoting: Adveser


shill
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Here we go again, Siren's and fear mongering. Sometimes I wonder... "What is his intentions?" Hmmm... Thanks for invoking the "GLP effect?"

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IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE!
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Here we go again, Siren's and fear mongering. Sometimes I wonder... "What is his intentions?" Hmmm... Thanks for invoking the "GLP effect?"

scratching
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16337918


Look buddy, its not easy being a watchman with connections in high places and a sangeon short wave radia.

Last Edited by Hawk-02 on 06/05/2012 10:17 PM
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Re: No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!
Good luck with that theory, OP.

(possible, but improbable)
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Re: No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!
So what are you going to do when you get on here tomorrow to find everyone safe and still posting doom threads?
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Here we go again, Siren's and fear mongering. Sometimes I wonder... "What is his intentions?" Hmmm... Thanks for invoking the "GLP effect?"

scratching
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16337918


Look buddy, its not easy being a watchman with connections in high places and a sangeon short wave radia.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Thing is, nothing happens man. What's up with that? Buddy.
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So what are you going to do when you get on here tomorrow to find everyone safe and still posting doom threads?
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I will not be on tomorrow. Will be bugging out in a few hours to my secret underground bunker.. Godspeed.

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Re: No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!
Then why arent you doing that now instead of replying to this thread?
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Re: No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!
"My God, it's full of shit"

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

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Re: No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!
My friend who is cashier at big bobs said your aster physiatrist(incorrect spelling on purpose) friend is full of pooh (again on purpose)
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Re: No Time to Worry About the Tomato Plants! Get your Ass inside and DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS! This Venus Shit is about to get REAL!
another thread said the sun just went bezerk whats up?
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How does bullshit like this get pinned?
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Turning this forum into a joke since 2012.
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Good Luck OP. I'll see you tomorrow! hf
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How does bullshit like this get pinned?
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Its one of earths mysteries.
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