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Gay Aliens, Probing and Sex..Your experiences.

 
Neilayag
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12/08/2005 07:18 AM
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Gay Aliens, Probing and Sex..Your experiences.
What are your experiences of these "Gayliens"?
Wallflower !
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12/08/2005 07:36 AM
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I always turned them down, when they propositioned me. They would usually want me to be verbally abusive, while jamming my toes down their throats. It was a real turn off. They are about as sexy as Janet Reno, who inspired the chracter of; 'Alice the Goon' in the Popeye cartoons, so, I just said; Hell No, I won't go ! And I won't even talk about those things that they do anal probes with, except to refer to them as BugFuckers and PencilDicks, I mean Mandingo, they ain't ! 5a
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2005 07:45 AM
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OP you're the only gayalien i know
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2005 07:50 AM
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OP are you running around again with that baseball bat in your ass? stars
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2005 09:56 AM
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All of the above.

cheer
stgeorge
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12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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It is a little spoken of issue that the Visitors although sexless (not as sure about that as i was) still enjoy sharing our sexual feelings.
Billy Meir,Villas Boas,and Whitley Strieber all felt this but it is a taboo subject.
They can make you feel incredibly horny and force you to do things with them. Nevermind their appearance,they use realistic disguises with me usually.

They come on to me all the time and i am no Romeo believe me.But still,they say ther eis something.I think the mind can be seductive,not sure.

But what they do with you is embarrassing especially when you know they are all looking in.

Reproduction,survival,that is one of the main things on their agenda.If not the main one.
Sue Ellen O'Hara !
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12/08/2005 10:30 AM
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well; whatever blows St.George's Skirt up. He doesn't sound like anymore of a true saint than George W. is. [About as saintly as Lake Erie] ! Carrying on like a mealy mouth, no account, white trash, no neck ninny, with icky, gross, slimy damn yankees, from who knows where, and without a chaperon yet ! Like one of Belle Watling's gals, from Atlanta. Aunt Pitty Pat would be appalled, of course Aunt Pitty was born appalled. Such carryin' on ain't fittin' to be received by polite society in all of Charleston !
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2005 10:40 AM
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How do I vote for Sue Ellen O'Hara? By the way, I once heard a good joke about Alien anal probing. One alien was complaining to another, "Why does the boss keep making us do this to them? We've been doing this for years and all we found out is that 10% seem to enjoy it."
Mr. Slave
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12/08/2005 10:45 AM
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Jesus Christ

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Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2005 10:51 AM
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I'm getting tired of the alien-as-metaphor for human alienation. It's overdone. Please consider new interests and get out of the UFO/ET hobby.
Sue Ellen O'Hara !
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12/08/2005 11:14 AM
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I blame Scarlett for settin' a bad example. And the worst part of it is; that it just ain't Episcopal !
LoRd-CoNNoR

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12/26/2005 01:30 AM
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On a more serious note, is there any ACTUAL reports of anal probing?

Or is it just a joke...
28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end
stgeorge
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12/26/2005 06:49 AM
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What? You never heard of Dr. John Mack by now?
There are no probes.That is a term debunkists use. There was a device used to obtian a tiny fecal sample for analysis,something our own physicians do.

One person did report a larger device.Again ,not a probe,I was told it cleaned the walls of the colon from fecal matter.
Super macho types have a problem with this,even when a prostrate check is neccessary from your doctor.Still little children inside.
I say fine,don't. Until you see what they have to do to you when they DO find prostrate cancer.
Though I am told they can check this with advanced blood tests now.
SUPER STRUCTURE

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12/26/2005 06:52 AM
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butt alien03 abduct
Who knows what the truth is???
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2011 11:54 PM
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Argh, what's with all the stupid alien threads tonight?! yeahsure
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11/06/2011 11:56 PM
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Argh, what's with all the stupid alien threads tonight?! yeahsure
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2011 06:35 AM
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Aliens aren't sexual, they're more sadistic and experimental. I think they yearn to understand the anus.
Daddy
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10/04/2013 07:12 AM
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I like your male human butts...." Female intergalactic pussy just doesn't cut in any more for we Martians

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