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So i just got my homeland security app.....

 
natasha77
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06/05/2012 10:20 PM

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So i just got my homeland security app.....
Now i feel totally protected from all the evil doers out there.
I shall sleep like a baby tonight knowing that my phone will wake me up if there's an emergen-C


Am i stupid?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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06/05/2012 10:30 PM
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Re: So i just got my homeland security app.....
agent "please remember not to uncheck the autoreport your neighbours options. Dial 1-800-Brownshirt for badge & sticker giveaway"
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06/05/2012 10:31 PM
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Re: So i just got my homeland security app.....
no, just a sheep
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06/05/2012 10:32 PM
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Re: So i just got my homeland security app.....
Nice, now you get to touch peocruisepphttapplause2clappaple where the peepee comes out! Legally!!!!
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06/05/2012 10:54 PM

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Re: So i just got my homeland security app.....
no, just a sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389579


No, just makes sense that my great government will protect me during these evil times.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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06/05/2012 11:03 PM
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Re: So i just got my homeland security app.....
no, just a sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389579


No, just makes sense that my great government will protect me during these evil times.
 Quoting: natasha77


lol
natasha77 (OP)
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06/05/2012 11:06 PM

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Re: So i just got my homeland security app.....
no, just a sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389579


No, just makes sense that my great government will protect me during these evil times.
 Quoting: natasha77


lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389579


What are you laughing at??
This IS the best government that ever did exist, and i will proudly bear arms and fight the commies if i'm called to duty. I hope Obama calls. I'm ready to fight.blackeye
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth

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