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'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless'
A two-year-old boy sat up in his coffin and asked for water before laying back down again lifeless, according to a Brazilian news website.

In a case that seems almost too incredible to be true, ORM claimed that Kelvin Santos stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia at a hospital in Belem, northern Brazil.

He was declared dead at 7.40pm on Friday and his body was handed over to his family in a plastic bag.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

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That would of scared the living daylights out of me!
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless'
a plastic bag? Most hospitals have switched to paper.
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a plastic bag? Most hospitals have switched to paper.
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Got to keep that zombie meme going!
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Okay, that is way, WAY creepier than fuck.



Could they really all be stupid enough to pass the kid off as dead when he was probably just really really sick from pneumonia, like barely clinging onto life?



Wouldn't someone had noticed some kind of sign that maybe he was still alive after they took him home, and had the wake?? Maybe he could have been sweating, maybe there was SOME breathing, ANY fucking physical signs of life whatsoever???



I mean, if there were no physical signs of life, of his body was cold, ANYTHING... then there doesn't seem to be any real way he could have managed to sit up and say something that literately... it's pretty much impossible.



But if the kid was like, still just barely alive, how would he manage to do what they said he did anyway??



I mean the way they describe it is like something creepy right out of a nightmare, and I kind of think that could be what this was.



You always hear of this shit happening in places like Africa or South America, or other fucked up places where people believe in voodoo and make a lot of shit up out of lack of understanding... you never hear of this in the US... if someone could give me a link to a case, that'd be rad. But I don't think there is one...



Leads me to wonder though if the kid was alive, and the doctors are just THAT horrible, and the family is too dumb to be SURE about the kid being dead.



What the fuck.
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so is he alive or dead now
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless'
Guess they don't embalm them before funerals over there.
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Guess they don't embalm them before funerals over there.
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Exactly. Story sounds fishy because of that. Why no embalming?
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so is he alive or dead now
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neither one, he is... UNDEAD!!!
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how do they know they didn't just bury him alive?

I would have let him rot on the table just to make sure...
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless'
he's 2 years old and knows how to speak? isn't that a bit early?
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There has been a lot of cases of this .. especially children are very resilient .. I think bodies should be in an incubated room for a period of time after death is pronounced .. or thought to be ..
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My grandfather was found to be breathing by the coroner, in the morgue of hospital where he was pronounced dead at. This was in America back in the 60's.

He went on to die for real two decades later.

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he's 2 years old and knows how to speak? isn't that a bit early?
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Trust they can lol!
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a plastic bag? Most hospitals have switched to paper.
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a plastic bag? Most hospitals have switched to paper.
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Correction


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Suppose they'll say it's from bath salts too.
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Another zombie...
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From what I'm hearing it was indeed a medical mistake.

Hospital called the death and put him in a plastic bag but the family had it removed, together with the cotton on his respiratory ways.

While at the funeral the Priestess said he was moving all the time, until some people decided to perform a cardiac massage on him... that was when he woke up and spat out the rest of the cotton still in his mouth.
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just wow!
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless'
OK I got a question

when there is an open wake...

and in a coffin

they have been embalmed

this means they have no blood OK

sooooooooooooooo

is an open casket different in Brazil they dont embalm?

Convinced that his son was victim of medical malpractice, Mr Santos has now registered a complaint with the police who have launched an investigation

He said: 'Fifteen minutes after rushing him away for resuscitation, they came and told me he was dead and handed me his body. Perhaps they didn't examine him properly. Dead people don't just wake up and talk. I'm determined to find out the truth.'

The local state department today confirmed the boy had been admitted to hospital in a critical condition and was declared dead after suffering cardiac-respiratory failure.

Read more: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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Once in awhile a story like this will pop up. Its freaky and unusual for sure... but not unheard of.
Very sad.
If it was my kid, id like to think I would have grieved long enough by his side to know for certain whether or not there was still life in him.
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Ammmmm creepyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hidinghidinghidinghidinghidinghidinghidinghidinghidinghiding
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless'
OK I got a question

when there is an open wake...

and in a coffin

they have been embalmed

this means they have no blood OK

sooooooooooooooo

is an open casket different in Brazil they dont embalm?

Convinced that his son was victim of medical malpractice, Mr Santos has now registered a complaint with the police who have launched an investigation

He said: 'Fifteen minutes after rushing him away for resuscitation, they came and told me he was dead and handed me his body. Perhaps they didn't examine him properly. Dead people don't just wake up and talk. I'm determined to find out the truth.'

The local state department today confirmed the boy had been admitted to hospital in a critical condition and was declared dead after suffering cardiac-respiratory failure.

Read more: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17494375

Embalming doesn't happen all over the world. Some people can't afford it, some people don't have access to it, and some people are against it.
Its very popular in developed nations partly because of organ donor programs. Big money.
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless'
I guess no one taught the foreigners how to wait to see if someone is actually dead, or just sleeping... Reminds me of that dude that woke up at his own funeral and they turned it into a party.

Someone should send a few tons of ammonia soaked tampons to all the major third world shithole places to store dead people so they can verify their assumptions.
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I guess no one taught you to go to school. Dum ignorant ass.
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Okay, that is way, WAY creepier than fuck.



Could they really all be stupid enough to pass the kid off as dead when he was probably just really really sick from pneumonia, like barely clinging onto life?



Wouldn't someone had noticed some kind of sign that maybe he was still alive after they took him home, and had the wake?? Maybe he could have been sweating, maybe there was SOME breathing, ANY fucking physical signs of life whatsoever???



I mean, if there were no physical signs of life, of his body was cold, ANYTHING... then there doesn't seem to be any real way he could have managed to sit up and say something that literately... it's pretty much impossible.



But if the kid was like, still just barely alive, how would he manage to do what they said he did anyway??



I mean the way they describe it is like something creepy right out of a nightmare, and I kind of think that could be what this was.



You always hear of this shit happening in places like Africa or South America, or other fucked up places where people believe in voodoo and make a lot of shit up out of lack of understanding... you never hear of this in the US... if someone could give me a link to a case, that'd be rad. But I don't think there is one...



Leads me to wonder though if the kid was alive, and the doctors are just THAT horrible, and the family is too dumb to be SURE about the kid being dead.



What the fuck.
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You got soul.
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless'
OK I got a question

when there is an open wake...

and in a coffin

they have been embalmed

this means they have no blood OK

sooooooooooooooo

is an open casket different in Brazil they dont embalm?

Convinced that his son was victim of medical malpractice, Mr Santos has now registered a complaint with the police who have launched an investigation

He said: 'Fifteen minutes after rushing him away for resuscitation, they came and told me he was dead and handed me his body. Perhaps they didn't examine him properly. Dead people don't just wake up and talk. I'm determined to find out the truth.'

The local state department today confirmed the boy had been admitted to hospital in a critical condition and was declared dead after suffering cardiac-respiratory failure.

Read more: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17494375

Embalming doesn't happen all over the world. Some people can't afford it, some people don't have access to it, and some people are against it.
Its very popular in developed nations partly because of organ donor programs. Big money.
 Quoting: In Lak'ech


People wait 1~2 days at maximum to bury people here. Embalm is not commom.

And the family don't get paid if the dead is a donor.
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omg can you imagine?


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he's 2 years old and knows how to speak? isn't that a bit early?
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My two year old can ask for a drink of water cool2
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That's total turtle balls. If he was Brazillian he wouldn't have asked for water. He would have asked for coke......





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