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So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?

 
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So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Take a cold shower.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
beatoff in your bathroom...

then if your urge is still there , burn your penis with the iron. the should bring you round....
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Call your wife, talk to her and tell you that you love her.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Ignore her keep your vows...
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Take a cold shower.
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Well, hell...That doesn't solve anything. Should I confront her or what?
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'd go see my wife. This is a test.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
beatoff in your bathroom...

then if your urge is still there , burn your penis with the iron. the should bring you round....
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rofl Good one... geez. Yep' I'll attempt it. Not... Lol..
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
It's not rape if you yell "surprise"
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
You're a man, I presume, so be a man and stand your ground.

Play back if you will but don't do anything serious if you truly love your wife.


Either way obvious troll is obvious. If you so loved your wife you wouldn't even think twice about cheating on her. Just sayin'.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Call your wife, talk to her and tell you that you love her.
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I do everyday. I don't know what the hell's going on.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Take a cold shower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9176239


Well, hell...That doesn't solve anything. Should I confront her or what?
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Get some flowers and go see your wife.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
bitternes and resentment is the karma of adultery- Buddha.
Beyond one's own mind there is no dazzling light to come shining in from outside to wake one up. If one recognizes one's own intrinsic State as pure from the beginning and only temporarily obscured by impurities, and if one maintains the presence of this recognition without becoming distracted, then all the impurities dissolve. This is the essence of the Path-namkhai norbu.

Why is there a legend about the descent of Christ into hell? The Teacher addressed the lower strata of the astral world, saying: �Why, by cherishing earthly thoughts, bind oneself eternally to Earth?� And many revolted in spirit and rose higher.
Thread: I shot video of the earth from my spacecraft, enjoy!
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Ignore her keep your vows...
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
If ignoring her and not flirting back is not working then it wouldn't hurt to tell her flat-out that you are married and not interested.

I'm willing to bet your wife is pretty. Some bimbo women purposely try to sleep with a man if he has a pretty wife and it's strictly as an ego boost for their own self-esteem. They don't care if it destroys your life.

Don't give in. Even if your wife never found out, YOU would know what you did, at a time when she was ill, and it will haunt you and forever change the sexual aspects of your marriage. I speak from experience.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Go for it !!
It is just casual sex not love !!
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'd go see my wife. This is a test.
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Thank you! You are reaffirming my thoughts!
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
think about the future....not just the present....

your actions will have consequences...

the grief you cause others will come back to you....

you can be sure of that....

and when it does it will be painful....
Beyond one's own mind there is no dazzling light to come shining in from outside to wake one up. If one recognizes one's own intrinsic State as pure from the beginning and only temporarily obscured by impurities, and if one maintains the presence of this recognition without becoming distracted, then all the impurities dissolve. This is the essence of the Path-namkhai norbu.

Why is there a legend about the descent of Christ into hell? The Teacher addressed the lower strata of the astral world, saying: �Why, by cherishing earthly thoughts, bind oneself eternally to Earth?� And many revolted in spirit and rose higher.
Thread: I shot video of the earth from my spacecraft, enjoy!
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Take a cold shower.
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I would say hit that shit, but if she's your neighbor no way.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Take a cold shower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9176239


I would say hit that shit, but if she's your neighbor no way.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
 Quoting: Hmmm... 7598708


Besides pathetic trolling, I would do the right thing. but I have ethics and morals. Try it sometime.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
bitternes and resentment is the karma of adultery- Buddha.
 Quoting: mr...bojangles


Interesting... Hmm...I have no bitterness but resentment, would be there if I did the wrong thing.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
FYI... This type of thread will get you banned!!!
Ask me how I know...
At least I wasn't considering leaving my wife out of the mix.
lol
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
She must not realize what an old fart you are.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'd go see my wife. This is a test.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


Thank you! You are reaffirming my thoughts!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7598708


Just be smart about it, is that small amount of time and excitement really worth the divorce fees if your wife finds out? The emotional baggage you'll have to carry if she doesn't? The love you'll most likely lose forever?

I'd think not. As the others said, she makes a move; stand your ground, remain faithful and you'll be at peace instead of worrying all the time.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
She's working for you wife maybe?

Be pleasant to her and walk away.

In sickness and in health, when your wife returns, tell her all about it.

That way you will both feel good about it and your wife will love you even more for it.

Be a man and a husband, you promised her that didnt you?
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
If ignoring her and not flirting back is not working then it wouldn't hurt to tell her flat-out that you are married and not interested.

I'm willing to bet your wife is pretty. Some bimbo women purposely try to sleep with a man if he has a pretty wife and it's strictly as an ego boost for their own self-esteem. They don't care if it destroys your life.

Don't give in. Even if your wife never found out, YOU would know what you did, at a time when she was ill, and it will haunt you and forever change the sexual aspects of your marriage. I speak from experience.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16905393


Damn, area you are a mystic seer? You nailed it, dead on! Wow. Amazed. Thanks friend!

hf
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Remember the Karma.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
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Go take a cold shower....and don't be a douche.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
jerk off to her, then go back to whatever it is you do.

jerkit
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Go for it !!
It is just casual sex not love !!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11833653


This crosses my mind, but I do love my wife.

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