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So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?

 
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06/06/2012 08:15 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
jerk off to her, then go back to whatever it is you do.

jerkit
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actually, it may be more stimulating to imagine one of your FRIENDS fucking her.

lotta guys like to watch their buddies fuck. Hell, I know I do...

lmao














kidding.
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06/06/2012 08:16 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Don't do it man. Keep it in your pants.

If you want to cheat then go to a far part of your city and hook up with a random.

DO NOT hook up with a neighbour. You see this person too much and who knows how the little skank will behave when your wife comes back.

Girls are evil man, don't be fooled.
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06/06/2012 08:17 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Average GLP male ser IQ must be 100 at best, to keep feeding all the male bullshit "what should I do, since I am MALE and therefore cannot control myself" troll threads.

I say if it's true, fuck him. Let him fuck the neighbor real good. PLEASE do, OP. I will grab a bag of popcorn and totally enjoy your future thread on how you hate the neighbor bitch and your wife left with the kids. Dumb stupid men, the lot of you, lol!
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06/06/2012 08:17 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Pursue the 26 year old,though flirting doesn't mean she's really interested. Affairs despite what people think are good for marriage IMO, just be discreet about it. My wife is Belgian and both her father and mother had playthings on the side to keep them entertained. It was known but not discussed and their marriage was very good. That is the model for success.
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06/06/2012 08:18 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
It is a test, she is tempting you into committing adultery, what ever you do decides where you live or burn
A)Go along commit sin
B)Defeat your temptation and succeed
C)Leave and become a monk in China or Japan leaving the past in the past
you can only choose one
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
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Don't shit where you eat, or put another way, piss downstream.
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06/06/2012 08:18 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
What to do?
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Stop trolling?
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06/06/2012 08:19 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
CLASSIC ALERT RED DRESS....RUN...Don't Look back
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06/06/2012 08:19 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
see the friendly neighbor thread- I laughed my ass off!
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06/06/2012 08:20 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
think about the future....not just the present....

your actions will have consequences...

the grief you cause others will come back to you....

you can be sure of that....

and when it does it will be painful....
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Yeah, I won't do anything..... Thanks GLP!!!! I appreciate all of your responses!

You are good people after all!! Lol... I will just nip this in the bud.

hf

And P.S. I'm not an old fart, very well in shape. Most people guess my age to be 28 or so...
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
yolo
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Everybody flirts and most every married person gets flirted with, you should know by now how to handle it. And yes it is a test, so dont FAIL! And if I could tell you the stories of friends who ended up dealing with a lunatic because of that temptation . . . you have no idea. But one very common consequence - STDs - and yes they used a condom.
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06/06/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
your gonna "bleep" her brains out.
then one day many many months and seasons pass and
your wife and her get to chatting and drink too many
Margarita's and she slips out something about your
"stuff" and you wife says "how would you know about that!!!"

and its all over pal
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Remember this, women readers, next time you come across a male OP thread about how women are such hoes. Not only are MEN the ultimate hoes, but see how they even encourage each other to be so? That is because most men hate women and want to seem them destroyed, so a cheating male has nothing to lose since he doesn't REALLY care about hurting any women, he cares about what it means to HIS quality of life.

Pay attention women, a just say no to marriage with men. They WILL hurt you sexually in SOME way or another, I am afraid I am wise enough to state that as a FACT.
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06/06/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
 Quoting: Hmmm... 7598708


WOW, you did not accompany your wife to her medical procedure? What a crappy husband you are... either that or maybe your wife might not be really having a medical procedure... but she's just "out of town"...


just sayin'

Most spouses accompany one another for things like medical procedures... chuckle
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06/06/2012 08:23 PM
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Just wanted to add: This not a "troll thread." I'm serious about this!!!!!
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06/06/2012 08:24 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
your gonna "bleep" her brains out.
then one day many many months and seasons pass and
your wife and her get to chatting and drink too many
Margarita's and she slips out something about your
"stuff" and you wife says "how would you know about that!!!"

and its all over pal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470916


OP just needs to make sure he changes the will/trust to exclude any bastard children... they somehow have a way of showing up after you die looking for their fair share. Then the wife is rally pissed off...


cheating gets so messy.
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06/06/2012 08:26 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
"This "Thing"", "20-26 yrs old", do women need anymore proof that men are absolutely not worth our time???

No wonder so many women are in the paid sex professions. They realize all you men are good for is money extraction from your sexual weaknesses. As for true love and commitment? You fail miserably. Your wife deserves better and if I knew her name I would be the first to show her your fucked up post.

Like I said, fuck the neighbor, then I hope she tells your wife. TRUST ME, I have seen that happen, so go for it, it's your karma you worthless pig.
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06/06/2012 08:27 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Call your wife and tell her you need her to send your balls back so you can fukc a hottie. get a pair. yolo.
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06/06/2012 08:27 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
not only might it be a test.. it might be a set up!!
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06/06/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
 Quoting: Hmmm... 7598708


Ask yourself am I a god to be able to do this and do it or don't.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Remember this, women readers, next time you come across a male OP thread about how women are such hoes. Not only are MEN the ultimate hoes, but see how they even encourage each other to be so? That is because most men hate women and want to seem them destroyed, so a cheating male has nothing to lose since he doesn't REALLY care about hurting any women, he cares about what it means to HIS quality of life.

Pay attention women, a just say no to marriage with men. They WILL hurt you sexually in SOME way or another, I am afraid I am wise enough to state that as a FACT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


Men (generally speaking) don't hate women. Men hate it when their gal uses sex as a weapon or reward rather than intimacy. One fight and it's days, weeks, months or years of being "cut off" because we hurt their feelings or some crap like that.

When a man comes home and wants it, most women aren't in the mood...excuses like I worked all day or I'm tired.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
 Quoting: Hmmm... 7598708


WOW, you did not accompany your wife to her medical procedure? What a crappy husband you are... either that or maybe your wife might not be really having a medical procedure... but she's just "out of town"...


just sayin'

Most spouses accompany one another for things like medical procedures... chuckle
 Quoting: mkultra 1523189


Oh my.... The business I am in is the busiest time of year. I couldn't be there. It's not a life/death procedure ffs! Simple procedure...
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06/06/2012 08:29 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Now that's a house warming gift that I'll bet all your neighbors would hear about.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
your gonna "bleep" her brains out.
then one day many many months and seasons pass and
your wife and her get to chatting and drink too many
Margarita's and she slips out something about your
"stuff" and you wife says "how would you know about that!!!"

and its all over pal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470916


OP just needs to make sure he changes the will/trust to exclude any bastard children... they somehow have a way of showing up after you die looking for their fair share. Then the wife is rally pissed off...


cheating gets so messy.
 Quoting: mkultra 1523189


Really? Normally I agree with your posts, but being a "bastard" child of a man who later had a child with another woman and left me NOTHING and that child EVERYTHING, I would like to ask, what did *I* do to deserve that? What;s funny is I am beautiful, and his other daughter is fugly, and he tried to befriend me and started his signing his emails "dad" and I just told him to go fuck himself, that after 25 yr of not being in my life he was NOTHING to me. Anyway, I am soooo done with men. Fuck them all.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
It's really difficult.

Perhaps when all else fails, remember the old saying "Never sh*t in your own backyard."

That should help you control yourself.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Remember this, women readers, next time you come across a male OP thread about how women are such hoes. Not only are MEN the ultimate hoes, but see how they even encourage each other to be so? That is because most men hate women and want to seem them destroyed, so a cheating male has nothing to lose since he doesn't REALLY care about hurting any women, he cares about what it means to HIS quality of life.

Pay attention women, a just say no to marriage with men. They WILL hurt you sexually in SOME way or another, I am afraid I am wise enough to state that as a FACT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


Men (generally speaking) don't hate women. Men hate it when their gal uses sex as a weapon or reward rather than intimacy. One fight and it's days, weeks, months or years of being "cut off" because we hurt their feelings or some crap like that.

When a man comes home and wants it, most women aren't in the mood...excuses like I worked all day or I'm tired.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470916


Oh, poor baby. Cry me a river.too_sad
mkultra
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
OP, just an FYI, BOTH men and women chase married people and people that they don't have a chance with all the time.

Its just a challenge to her and a way for her to get her ego off, she doesn't really like you as much as she hates women and loves to steal another woman's man. Its a power thing.

When someone pursues someone so aggressively the way you describe, it is nothing more than a game/challenge to that person. Once that gal gets you in bed, she will drop you like a hot potato and move on to her next victim.

Trust, me I know.

I can't believe some people are so gullible.

THINK...

People always want what they can't have. Forbidden fruit theory. OP, you are not that juicy, she is just playin you like a fiddle.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
your gonna "bleep" her brains out.
then one day many many months and seasons pass and
your wife and her get to chatting and drink too many
Margarita's and she slips out something about your
"stuff" and you wife says "how would you know about that!!!"

and its all over pal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470916


OP just needs to make sure he changes the will/trust to exclude any bastard children... they somehow have a way of showing up after you die looking for their fair share. Then the wife is rally pissed off...


cheating gets so messy.
 Quoting: mkultra 1523189


Really? Normally I agree with your posts, but being a "bastard" child of a man who later had a child with another woman and left me NOTHING and that child EVERYTHING, I would like to ask, what did *I* do to deserve that? What;s funny is I am beautiful, and his other daughter is fugly, and he tried to befriend me and started his signing his emails "dad" and I just told him to go fuck himself, that after 25 yr of not being in my life he was NOTHING to me. Anyway, I am soooo done with men. Fuck them all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


I'm sorry to hear that. Let's just say I can relate. Hope you're doing well.
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06/06/2012 08:32 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
"This "Thing"", "20-26 yrs old", do women need anymore proof that men are absolutely not worth our time???

No wonder so many women are in the paid sex professions. They realize all you men are good for is money extraction from your sexual weaknesses. As for true love and commitment? You fail miserably. Your wife deserves better and if I knew her name I would be the first to show her your fucked up post.

Like I said, fuck the neighbor, then I hope she tells your wife. TRUST ME, I have seen that happen, so go for it, it's your karma you worthless pig.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


A PRIME EXAMPLE OF A MAN HATER. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO INTERFERE IN THE LIFE OF SOMEONE. STAY OUT OF IT. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

I has nothing to do with right or wrong. It is about a person's decision. You don't have the right to ruin the life of people. Nobody likes a tattletale, not even the person you think you may be helping!

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