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So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?

 
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Remember this, women readers, next time you come across a male OP thread about how women are such hoes. Not only are MEN the ultimate hoes, but see how they even encourage each other to be so? That is because most men hate women and want to seem them destroyed, so a cheating male has nothing to lose since he doesn't REALLY care about hurting any women, he cares about what it means to HIS quality of life.

Pay attention women, a just say no to marriage with men. They WILL hurt you sexually in SOME way or another, I am afraid I am wise enough to state that as a FACT.
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Men (generally speaking) don't hate women. Men hate it when their gal uses sex as a weapon or reward rather than intimacy. One fight and it's days, weeks, months or years of being "cut off" because we hurt their feelings or some crap like that.

When a man comes home and wants it, most women aren't in the mood...excuses like I worked all day or I'm tired.
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I never deny my husband sex... but then again I am a stay at home wife, one of the pluses about being sort of old-fashioned in a feminazi world, I am always dressed nice for him and ready to please him, if he so desires.

And I make sure I look better than my neighbors... chuckle
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
OP, just an FYI, BOTH men and women chase married people and people that they don't have a chance with all the time.

Its just a challenge to her and a way for her to get her ego off, she doesn't really like you as much as she hates women and loves to steal another woman's man. Its a power thing.

When someone pursues someone so aggressively the way you describe, it is nothing more than a game/challenge to that person. Once that gal gets you in bed, she will drop you like a hot potato and move on to her next victim.

Trust, me I know.

I can't believe some people are so gullible.

THINK...

People always want what they can't have. Forbidden fruit theory. OP, you are not that juicy, she is just playin you like a fiddle.
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Well, I appreciate what you say. I think you are right! Thanks! hf
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06/06/2012 08:35 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Don't do it man. Keep it in your pants.

If you want to cheat then go to a far part of your city and hook up with a random.

DO NOT hook up with a neighbour. You see this person too much and who knows how the little skank will behave when your wife comes back.

Girls are evil man, don't be fooled.
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^^this

I could tell you stories upon stories of neighborhood infidelity that went terribly wrong for a friend of mine. terribly wrong.

don't do it...
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Enjoy the flattery and keep it in your pants.
"The wise man's home is the universe." ~ Democrites

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She might be crusty man...You won't even know till your wife tells you.
Go to your woman and don't slip
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My wife has been gone 18 years. She died in a car wreck.

You can never replace a human.

I would give anything to have her back.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Remember this, women readers, next time you come across a male OP thread about how women are such hoes. Not only are MEN the ultimate hoes, but see how they even encourage each other to be so? That is because most men hate women and want to seem them destroyed, so a cheating male has nothing to lose since he doesn't REALLY care about hurting any women, he cares about what it means to HIS quality of life.

Pay attention women, a just say no to marriage with men. They WILL hurt you sexually in SOME way or another, I am afraid I am wise enough to state that as a FACT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


Men (generally speaking) don't hate women. Men hate it when their gal uses sex as a weapon or reward rather than intimacy. One fight and it's days, weeks, months or years of being "cut off" because we hurt their feelings or some crap like that.

When a man comes home and wants it, most women aren't in the mood...excuses like I worked all day or I'm tired.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470916


I never deny my husband sex... but then again I am a stay at home wife, one of the pluses about being sort of old-fashioned in a feminazi world, I am always dressed nice for him and ready to please him, if he so desires.

And I make sure I look better than my neighbors... chuckle
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Do you have any sisters that are available???
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
You Must wank off with a blender.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Man, while I'm typing this she just brought her 2 yr. old daughter over to my door & her baby just tipped over the outside catfood bowl!!! Wtf?!

I'm serious, this lady is nutso on the flirting etc.!!!!
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OP, just an FYI, BOTH men and women chase married people and people that they don't have a chance with all the time.

Its just a challenge to her and a way for her to get her ego off, she doesn't really like you as much as she hates women and loves to steal another woman's man. Its a power thing.

When someone pursues someone so aggressively the way you describe, it is nothing more than a game/challenge to that person. Once that gal gets you in bed, she will drop you like a hot potato and move on to her next victim.

Trust, me I know.

I can't believe some people are so gullible.

THINK...

People always want what they can't have. Forbidden fruit theory. OP, you are not that juicy, she is just playin you like a fiddle.
 Quoting: mkultra 1523189


Well, I appreciate what you say. I think you are right! Thanks! hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7598708


And I don't mean to put you down, I am sure you are a nice looking guy, but I think we have all been where you are at, at one time or another, and I can say with all honestly I am so glad I never gave in on any of the times I was hit on.

Its even better after all this passes and you look back at how silly it was. You'll feel an incredible amount of inner strength and you will even look at your wife more lovingly, trust me. Your sex life will get better, because your guilt will be non-existent.

And the cherry on the top... you'll probably find out a thing or two about your little neighbor that will make you even happier that you never cheated. Funny how after the temptation passes, somehow we mysteriously find out things about the people that tempted us to mess up... I call it God & the universe winking... its good stuff.

hf
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mid 20's with 2 year old...
don't think so.
Gotta be living in a Trailer Trash Community if that's the case.

Seems like a good Jerry Springer Episode to me.
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Man, while I'm typing this she just brought her 2 yr. old daughter over to my door & her baby just tipped over the outside catfood bowl!!! Wtf?!

I'm serious, this lady is nutso on the flirting etc.!!!!
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Man, while I'm typing this she just brought her 2 yr. old daughter over to my door & her baby just tipped over the outside catfood bowl!!! Wtf?!

I'm serious, this lady is nutso on the flirting etc.!!!!
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pics?
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OP, just an FYI, BOTH men and women chase married people and people that they don't have a chance with all the time.

Its just a challenge to her and a way for her to get her ego off, she doesn't really like you as much as she hates women and loves to steal another woman's man. Its a power thing.

When someone pursues someone so aggressively the way you describe, it is nothing more than a game/challenge to that person. Once that gal gets you in bed, she will drop you like a hot potato and move on to her next victim.

Trust, me I know.

I can't believe some people are so gullible.

THINK...

People always want what they can't have. Forbidden fruit theory. OP, you are not that juicy, she is just playin you like a fiddle.
 Quoting: mkultra 1523189


Well, I appreciate what you say. I think you are right! Thanks! hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7598708


And I don't mean to put you down, I am sure you are a nice looking guy, but I think we have all been where you are at, at one time or another, and I can say with all honestly I am so glad I never gave in on any of the times I was hit on.

Its even better after all this passes and you look back at how silly it was. You'll feel an incredible amount of inner strength and you will even look at your wife more lovingly, trust me. Your sex life will get better, because your guilt will be non-existent.

And the cherry on the top... you'll probably find out a thing or two about your little neighbor that will make you even happier that you never cheated. Funny how after the temptation passes, somehow we mysteriously find out things about the people that tempted us to mess up... I call it God & the universe winking... its good stuff.

hf
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Thank you friend. I like you... a lot! hf
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[link to www.youtube.com]

My wife has been gone 18 years. She died in a car wreck.

You can never replace a human.

I would give anything to have her back.
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hf

that is so sad... I hope you meet in Heaven again.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
mid 20's with 2 year old...
don't think so.
Gotta be living in a Trailer Trash Community if that's the case.

Seems like a good Jerry Springer Episode to me.
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Man, I live in the country! Nearest store is 9 miles, I'm not bullshitting!!!
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Just let her suck your cock and move on with your life!
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My wife has been gone 18 years. She died in a car wreck.

You can never replace a human.

I would give anything to have her back.
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God bless you brother! I am at a loss for words. Man, I love you, for telling me that. It breaks my heart!!

I WILL appreciate my wife!

hf
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OP...
I use this... it really works.

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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Man, while I'm typing this she just brought her 2 yr. old daughter over to my door & her baby just tipped over the outside catfood bowl!!! Wtf?!

I'm serious, this lady is nutso on the flirting etc.!!!!
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She's looking for a baby daddy, maybe.
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dont shit in your own bed, this is too close to home and you'll spoil the home you've worked so hard to create. theres nothing wrong with looking, just dont take the snake out of the cage.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
mid 20's with 2 year old...
don't think so.
Gotta be living in a Trailer Trash Community if that's the case.

Seems like a good Jerry Springer Episode to me.
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Man, I live in the country! Nearest store is 9 miles, I'm not bullshitting!!!
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That's your problem right there, you're in JERRY SPRINGER COUNTRY. Your wife must be like 300 lbs, you are like 400 lbs and the neighbor chick is like 200 lbs and you think she's sexy. lmao
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Man, while I'm typing this she just brought her 2 yr. old daughter over to my door & her baby just tipped over the outside catfood bowl!!! Wtf?!

I'm serious, this lady is nutso on the flirting etc.!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7598708


She's looking for a baby daddy, maybe.
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Definitely!! This woman is insane!! I can't wait until my wife gets back!!
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
your gonna "bleep" her brains out.
then one day many many months and seasons pass and
your wife and her get to chatting and drink too many
Margarita's and she slips out something about your
"stuff" and you wife says "how would you know about that!!!"

and its all over pal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470916


OP just needs to make sure he changes the will/trust to exclude any bastard children... they somehow have a way of showing up after you die looking for their fair share. Then the wife is rally pissed off...


cheating gets so messy.
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Really? Normally I agree with your posts, but being a "bastard" child of a man who later had a child with another woman and left me NOTHING and that child EVERYTHING, I would like to ask, what did *I* do to deserve that? What;s funny is I am beautiful, and his other daughter is fugly, and he tried to befriend me and started his signing his emails "dad" and I just told him to go fuck himself, that after 25 yr of not being in my life he was NOTHING to me. Anyway, I am soooo done with men. Fuck them all.
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have you ever met a family that had mo idea that their father had offspring by another woman and then he dies, the family is devastated and now they have to deal with the loss of the dad's early passing and split ALL the hard earned money and real estate (or at least it gets contested in court...)that BOTH the married people worked so hard for?

No way... if a child is made out of an affair and the woman takes off, they should not come back years later looking to cash in.

Get real.
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Man, while I'm typing this she just brought her 2 yr. old daughter over to my door & her baby just tipped over the outside catfood bowl!!! Wtf?!

I'm serious, this lady is nutso on the flirting etc.!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7598708


She's looking for a baby daddy, maybe.
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Definitely!! This woman is insane!! I can't wait until my wife gets back!!
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You banged her, didn't you, and once you realized she has a kid you sealed your fate... Hahahhaaaa..
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Stop acknowledging it.

It comes down to this -- either you are strong, or weak. If you're too weak to respect your wife and her well-being, then you are only to blame if she leaves you for being weak, or for finding a better man.

If you loved your wife you'd see how much more she could ever do than some young and attractive body.

If you see it is a test, then you withhold the probability of failing it.

It's not a test. It's another girl flirting with you. Either you ignore it and have the strength to see it for what it is,

or you succumb to the weakness of your desires and lose the stability of having someone by your side when you are in need --

just like your wife needs now.

Your wife is getting a medical procedure done, and you are so selfish to think of your own physical desires then to be comforting her and what she is going through?

Very well. But, when a strapping young man tends to HER needs and flirts with her -- would you blame her for faltering, or would you want to honor her for her strength and devotion to you?

You make the choice, man. But, you have to live with it...

Do you love your wife and care for HER? Or do you just care about yourself and that "idea" that you love her?


The fact that you're having trouble stifling this desire is a showcase of your weakness and probability to fail.

However, you are dealing with the first steps of doing it or not -- do yourself a favor and put it out of your head. The more you drone on the possibility of cheating, the more likely it is you will do it.

If you must think about it -- then think about it as a test of your love and you're willingness to withhold the sanctity of your vows.

However -- it is your weakness that allows you to falter. Now is the choice to man up, or wimp out.
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your gonna "bleep" her brains out.
then one day many many months and seasons pass and
your wife and her get to chatting and drink too many
Margarita's and she slips out something about your
"stuff" and you wife says "how would you know about that!!!"

and its all over pal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470916


OP just needs to make sure he changes the will/trust to exclude any bastard children... they somehow have a way of showing up after you die looking for their fair share. Then the wife is rally pissed off...


cheating gets so messy.
 Quoting: mkultra 1523189


Really? Normally I agree with your posts, but being a "bastard" child of a man who later had a child with another woman and left me NOTHING and that child EVERYTHING, I would like to ask, what did *I* do to deserve that? What;s funny is I am beautiful, and his other daughter is fugly, and he tried to befriend me and started his signing his emails "dad" and I just told him to go fuck himself, that after 25 yr of not being in my life he was NOTHING to me. Anyway, I am soooo done with men. Fuck them all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


have you ever met a family that had mo idea that their father had offspring by another woman and then he dies, the family is devastated and now they have to deal with the loss of the dad's early passing and split ALL the hard earned money and real estate (or at least it gets contested in court...)that BOTH the married people worked so hard for?

No way... if a child is made out of an affair and the woman takes off, they should not come back years later looking to cash in.

Get real.
 Quoting: mkultra 1523189



and AC, sorry for your situation. that sucks. and yes, men do suck, most of them anyway.
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mid 20's with 2 year old...
don't think so.
Gotta be living in a Trailer Trash Community if that's the case.

Seems like a good Jerry Springer Episode to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470916


Man, I live in the country! Nearest store is 9 miles, I'm not bullshitting!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7598708


That's your problem right there, you're in JERRY SPRINGER COUNTRY. Your wife must be like 300 lbs, you are like 400 lbs and the neighbor chick is like 200 lbs and you think she's sexy. lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


You are an idiot. Plain & simple. I'm 6' 200 lbs. muscular. I do physical work for a living, always have. My wife, is a stunning nurse, weighs 120 lbs. The neighbor is about 120-130 lbs. Loser...
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My wife has been gone 18 years. She died in a car wreck.

You can never replace a human.

I would give anything to have her back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1451337


hf
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My wife has been gone 18 years. She died in a car wreck.

You can never replace a human.

I would give anything to have her back.
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I'm so sorry to hear that, man. I'm sure it hurts having to see others who still have their partner... debating on ruining that for such short desires.

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