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So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?

 
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it's a trap , you're getting bald dude!! You surely dont think your neighbor has a thing for baldies!You are in denial , days over
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Stop acknowledging it.

It comes down to this -- either you are strong, or weak. If you're too weak to respect your wife and her well-being, then you are only to blame if she leaves you for being weak, or for finding a better man.

If you loved your wife you'd see how much more she could ever do than some young and attractive body.

If you see it is a test, then you withhold the probability of failing it.

It's not a test. It's another girl flirting with you. Either you ignore it and have the strength to see it for what it is,

or you succumb to the weakness of your desires and lose the stability of having someone by your side when you are in need --

just like your wife needs now.

Your wife is getting a medical procedure done, and you are so selfish to think of your own physical desires then to be comforting her and what she is going through?

Very well. But, when a strapping young man tends to HER needs and flirts with her -- would you blame her for faltering, or would you want to honor her for her strength and devotion to you?

You make the choice, man. But, you have to live with it...

Do you love your wife and care for HER? Or do you just care about yourself and that "idea" that you love her?


The fact that you're having trouble stifling this desire is a showcase of your weakness and probability to fail.

However, you are dealing with the first steps of doing it or not -- do yourself a favor and put it out of your head. The more you drone on the possibility of cheating, the more likely it is you will do it.

If you must think about it -- then think about it as a test of your love and you're willingness to withhold the sanctity of your vows.

However -- it is your weakness that allows you to falter. Now is the choice to man up, or wimp out.
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You are SO right!! I'm going with my soul & spirit on this situation! Thank you so much!!!!

hf
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06/06/2012 09:01 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
your gonna "bleep" her brains out.
then one day many many months and seasons pass and
your wife and her get to chatting and drink too many
Margarita's and she slips out something about your
"stuff" and you wife says "how would you know about that!!!"

and its all over pal
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OP just needs to make sure he changes the will/trust to exclude any bastard children... they somehow have a way of showing up after you die looking for their fair share. Then the wife is rally pissed off...


cheating gets so messy.
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Really? Normally I agree with your posts, but being a "bastard" child of a man who later had a child with another woman and left me NOTHING and that child EVERYTHING, I would like to ask, what did *I* do to deserve that? What;s funny is I am beautiful, and his other daughter is fugly, and he tried to befriend me and started his signing his emails "dad" and I just told him to go fuck himself, that after 25 yr of not being in my life he was NOTHING to me. Anyway, I am soooo done with men. Fuck them all.
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have you ever met a family that had mo idea that their father had offspring by another woman and then he dies, the family is devastated and now they have to deal with the loss of the dad's early passing and split ALL the hard earned money and real estate (or at least it gets contested in court...)that BOTH the married people worked so hard for?

No way... if a child is made out of an affair and the woman takes off, they should not come back years later looking to cash in.

Get real.
 Quoting: mkultra 1523189


I'm not sure why these illegitimate kids should not have a share in their sperm donor's loot. Why punish the children? I am so sick of that "our family" bullshit attitude within so many families today. I am as much my sperm donor's daughter as the one he chose to love. And I am not a product of an affair. My dad was single when my mother had my sister and I. He was just too young to give a shit, but then in his 30s he grew up, had a baby with another woman, then that woman divorced him, and now he is alone but only really acknowledges the latest child, and my sister and I never knew what it was to have a father. And if I can, I will sue his ass i court for money he never gave us. Give me ONE reason why I should not have that right???
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Take a cold shower.
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Well, hell...That doesn't solve anything. Should I confront her or what?
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No, keep cool and keep faithful.

You have kids?
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
it's a trap , you're getting bald dude!! You surely dont think your neighbor has a thing for baldies!You are in denial , days over
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Not bald at ALL. Got nice blonde hair & no balding.. Lol
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There are always consequences, some are far reaching and leave scars. Imagine a scale; put all the good things you now have on one side. Put the strange woman and what you think you will get from her on the other side, see how things weigh out.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
it's a trap , you're getting bald dude!! You surely dont think your neighbor has a thing for baldies!You are in denial , days over
 Quoting: marlborolightsplease


Not bald at ALL. Got nice blonde hair & no balding.. Lol
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Oh one more question, and its quite serious. Did your father have an affair on your mother?
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
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careful that young girl uses GLP too!!! OMG!!! woo really!!!??!!!!111 sockpuppet
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OP just needs to make sure he changes the will/trust to exclude any bastard children... they somehow have a way of showing up after you die looking for their fair share. Then the wife is rally pissed off...


cheating gets so messy.
 Quoting: mkultra 1523189


Really? Normally I agree with your posts, but being a "bastard" child of a man who later had a child with another woman and left me NOTHING and that child EVERYTHING, I would like to ask, what did *I* do to deserve that? What;s funny is I am beautiful, and his other daughter is fugly, and he tried to befriend me and started his signing his emails "dad" and I just told him to go fuck himself, that after 25 yr of not being in my life he was NOTHING to me. Anyway, I am soooo done with men. Fuck them all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


have you ever met a family that had mo idea that their father had offspring by another woman and then he dies, the family is devastated and now they have to deal with the loss of the dad's early passing and split ALL the hard earned money and real estate (or at least it gets contested in court...)that BOTH the married people worked so hard for?

No way... if a child is made out of an affair and the woman takes off, they should not come back years later looking to cash in.

Get real.
 Quoting: mkultra 1523189


I'm not sure why these illegitimate kids should not have a share in their sperm donor's loot. Why punish the children? I am so sick of that "our family" bullshit attitude within so many families today. I am as much my sperm donor's daughter as the one he chose to love. And I am not a product of an affair. My dad was single when my mother had my sister and I. He was just too young to give a shit, but then in his 30s he grew up, had a baby with another woman, then that woman divorced him, and now he is alone but only really acknowledges the latest child, and my sister and I never knew what it was to have a father. And if I can, I will sue his ass i court for money he never gave us. Give me ONE reason why I should not have that right???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247



YES you have that right! Absolutely and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You deserved much more than money from your 'father' - so sorry you had to go through that. Figure all the years of child support/education he ignored, mental anguish, etc. Get a good lawyer.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
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What I would do is quit thinking with my smaller brain...

Try that for once...
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
it's a trap , you're getting bald dude!! You surely dont think your neighbor has a thing for baldies!You are in denial , days over
 Quoting: marlborolightsplease


Not bald at ALL. Got nice blonde hair & no balding.. Lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7598708


Oh one more question, and its quite serious. Did your father have an affair on your mother?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13907382


Well, if you really want to know, my mother had an affair with another man. Divorced very shortly after....
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There are always consequences, some are far reaching and leave scars. Imagine a scale; put all the good things you now have on one side. Put the strange woman and what you think you will get from her on the other side, see how things weigh out.
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Nice advice & 5hanks! hf
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hit it
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06/06/2012 10:40 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Take a cold shower.
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Well, hell...That doesn't solve anything. Should I confront her or what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7598708


No, keep cool and keep faithful.

You have kids?
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Yes, I have one boy, (twin that survived), the other murdered. Also, have a step-child girl, graduated this year, with honors from a prestige university.
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06/06/2012 10:56 PM
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Oh, well if the Mod's could delete this thread, it would not sbother me.

This was/is a serious thread. I needed answers, and I got what I needed. I shall remain truthful to my wife & will tell the neighbor I don't wish to talk to you anymore, If you have questions about anything, talk to my wife...

That's all I can think of....

Thanks GLP! Many of you, and I didn't get to respond to all off the comments, I thank you!!!!!


hf

peace
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06/06/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Yes consequences.

Not really,

take this scenario....wife doesn't fuck 20 years.

whoah....21 years.

Consequence.....No warmth, connection, care.

I would be very descrete and play with it.

Make sure your finances are in order. Women are vicious and cruel when you do not play there sexless, shopping games.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Yes consequences.

Not really,

take this scenario....wife doesn't fuck 20 years.

whoah....21 years.

Consequence.....No warmth, connection, care.

I would be very descrete and play with it.

Make sure your finances are in order. Women are vicious and cruel when you do not play there sexless, shopping games.
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Of course, we should be enlightened and not into shopping and eating out and whatever women deem important.

Just die.

Or like me, 58, at the gym, masturbate to porn and avoid the bitch....

If I really thought there would be a future with the neighbor without marriage, I would do it.
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Take a cold shower.
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Well, hell...That doesn't solve anything. Should I confront her or what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7598708


I don't even speak with my neighbors...just stay away.
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06/06/2012 11:15 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Does she have a daughter?
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06/06/2012 11:22 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Tell her to go home and leave you alone.
Be stern and let her know you are not stupid and you mean it. Don't worry about hurting her feelings - she knows what she is doing.
She's up to no good...I promise you this.
Let your wife know about it when she gets home so she is wise to this witch's ways also. Form a team against this home wrecking whore.
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06/06/2012 11:29 PM
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
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Go bang
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
Man, while I'm typing this she just brought her 2 yr. old daughter over to my door & her baby just tipped over the outside catfood bowl!!! Wtf?!

I'm serious, this lady is nutso on the flirting etc.!!!!
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Tell her politely to fuck off.
How dare you let this woman disrespect your wife
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
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I'd be fucking your wife.
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Go for it !!
It is just casual sex not love !!
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If he likes it then his wife can never satisfy him.
Marriage over.

But hey, he gets a younger chick.
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beatoff in your bathroom...

then if your urge is still there , burn your penis with the iron. the should bring you round....
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rofl Good one... geez. Yep' I'll attempt it. Not... Lol..
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If you're a 41 year old man saying "lol", you're already fucked.
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Move.
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try to remember the promises and the vows you made in front of your family and friends..yank it if you absolutely have to instead
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or at least man up and call your wife up first and tell her "we're finished" before you fuck up
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Re: So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?
I'm a 41 year old male. My wife is out of town. This young 22-26 year old woman moved in while my wife is gone getting a medical procedure done.

I love my wife forever, then this thing comes along... She flirts constantly! Wth? Is it a test? What should I do about this? The neighbor, is fully aware I am married, yet keeps flirting. What to do?
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Damn. If every woman had to go online to ask questions about men flirting with her......we'd have NO relationships in this world.

Firstly if you even have to THINK about it...there's a problem. Secondly, if you haven't told this "neighbour" that you are happily married and NOT interested by now...you are playing with FIRE.

Quite disrespectful really......pathetic.

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