So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?

You only live infinity! Never let a good opportunity for controversy pass you by!

Cheat!

Cheat like the wind!

keep it in your pants...masturbate to your fantasy. no good will cum of you making a sex play on your neighbor.

Obviously you do not love your wife or you would not be posting this.
So do the kindest thing and tell your wife then ask for a divorce so she can find a real man who truly does love her.
When you are in love, REAL LOVE, then the last thing you would ever do is hurt them intentionally especially for a piece of ass.
We are all human and have human needs, but the ones who truly are in love would never cheat.

Obviously you do not love your wife or you would not be posting this.
So do the kindest thing and tell your wife then ask for a divorce so she can find a real man who truly does love her.
When you are in love, REAL LOVE, then the last thing you would ever do is hurt them intentionally especially for a piece of ass.
We are all human and have human needs, but the ones who truly are in love would never cheat.

Yes.

Keep your dick in your pants, flyboy! Unless you want a painful, expensive divorce!

Go beat that pussy up up up

Remember the first time you was attracted to your wife, and keep that going in your mind, because this flirty neighbor is just flirting to see if she can get you to bite.....you might bite and then she squeal on you. NOT GOOD. Be a good boy, please.

Why don't you continue to at least PRETEND you still have a wife that isn't on vacation or out of town.

But...do what you want. Just wait and see what kinds of fun things will occur in the fallout.

You'll LOVE all of that.

Losing half of your income. Being kicked out of your home. Being looked down upon by your friends and family. -And deserving it ALL.-

Enjoy...

My EX loved flirting (& fkg) other women just a month into our marriage (the first time).
I caught him every time and I swear he got of thrill watching 2 women compete for his wonderfulness.
Strangely, he didn't want a divorce.

But I did. So 10 years with the most disloyal man ever spawned, I packed up the car and drove 1,000 mis from his a$$ four months along with a baby in my belly, him thinking he was going to follow me or that I would give in (again).
Didn't want his $ as the tradeoff of living in peace (he was a violent a$$hole too)

I got sole custody of my son, and never saw mr EX's face again.
Of course my son can contact him if he wishes, but chooses not to.

So sure, cheat on your wife schmuck.