So, my wife is out of town, there's a beautiful neighbor flirting with me. What would you do?

I never deny my husband sex... but then again I am a stay at home wife, one of the pluses about being sort of old-fashioned in a feminazi world, I am always dressed nice for him and ready to please him, if he so desires.

And I make sure I look better than my neighbors...

Well, I appreciate what you say. I think you are right! Thanks!

^^this

I could tell you stories upon stories of neighborhood infidelity that went terribly wrong for a friend of mine. terribly wrong.

don't do it...

Enjoy the flattery and keep it in your pants.

She might be crusty man...You won't even know till your wife tells you.
Go to your woman and don't slip

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My wife has been gone 18 years. She died in a car wreck.

You can never replace a human.

I would give anything to have her back.

Do you have any sisters that are available???

You Must wank off with a blender.

Man, while I'm typing this she just brought her 2 yr. old daughter over to my door & her baby just tipped over the outside catfood bowl!!! Wtf?!

I'm serious, this lady is nutso on the flirting etc.!!!!

And I don't mean to put you down, I am sure you are a nice looking guy, but I think we have all been where you are at, at one time or another, and I can say with all honestly I am so glad I never gave in on any of the times I was hit on.

Its even better after all this passes and you look back at how silly it was. You'll feel an incredible amount of inner strength and you will even look at your wife more lovingly, trust me. Your sex life will get better, because your guilt will be non-existent.

And the cherry on the top... you'll probably find out a thing or two about your little neighbor that will make you even happier that you never cheated. Funny how after the temptation passes, somehow we mysteriously find out things about the people that tempted us to mess up... I call it God & the universe winking... its good stuff.

mid 20's with 2 year old...
don't think so.
Gotta be living in a Trailer Trash Community if that's the case.

Seems like a good Jerry Springer Episode to me.

pics?

Thank you friend. I like you... a lot!

that is so sad... I hope you meet in Heaven again.

Man, I live in the country! Nearest store is 9 miles, I'm not bullshitting!!!

Just let her suck your cock and move on with your life!

God bless you brother! I am at a loss for words. Man, I love you, for telling me that. It breaks my heart!!

I WILL appreciate my wife!

OP...
I use this... it really works.

She's looking for a baby daddy, maybe.

dont shit in your own bed, this is too close to home and you'll spoil the home you've worked so hard to create. theres nothing wrong with looking, just dont take the snake out of the cage.

That's your problem right there, you're in JERRY SPRINGER COUNTRY. Your wife must be like 300 lbs, you are like 400 lbs and the neighbor chick is like 200 lbs and you think she's sexy.

Definitely!! This woman is insane!! I can't wait until my wife gets back!!

have you ever met a family that had mo idea that their father had offspring by another woman and then he dies, the family is devastated and now they have to deal with the loss of the dad's early passing and split ALL the hard earned money and real estate (or at least it gets contested in court...)that BOTH the married people worked so hard for?

No way... if a child is made out of an affair and the woman takes off, they should not come back years later looking to cash in.

Get real.

You banged her, didn't you, and once you realized she has a kid you sealed your fate... Hahahhaaaa..

Stop acknowledging it.

It comes down to this -- either you are strong, or weak. If you're too weak to respect your wife and her well-being, then you are only to blame if she leaves you for being weak, or for finding a better man.

If you loved your wife you'd see how much more she could ever do than some young and attractive body.

If you see it is a test, then you withhold the probability of failing it.

It's not a test. It's another girl flirting with you. Either you ignore it and have the strength to see it for what it is,

or you succumb to the weakness of your desires and lose the stability of having someone by your side when you are in need --

just like your wife needs now.

Your wife is getting a medical procedure done, and you are so selfish to think of your own physical desires then to be comforting her and what she is going through?

Very well. But, when a strapping young man tends to HER needs and flirts with her -- would you blame her for faltering, or would you want to honor her for her strength and devotion to you?

You make the choice, man. But, you have to live with it...

Do you love your wife and care for HER? Or do you just care about yourself and that "idea" that you love her?


The fact that you're having trouble stifling this desire is a showcase of your weakness and probability to fail.

However, you are dealing with the first steps of doing it or not -- do yourself a favor and put it out of your head. The more you drone on the possibility of cheating, the more likely it is you will do it.

If you must think about it -- then think about it as a test of your love and you're willingness to withhold the sanctity of your vows.

However -- it is your weakness that allows you to falter. Now is the choice to man up, or wimp out.

and AC, sorry for your situation. that sucks. and yes, men do suck, most of them anyway.

You are an idiot. Plain & simple. I'm 6' 200 lbs. muscular. I do physical work for a living, always have. My wife, is a stunning nurse, weighs 120 lbs. The neighbor is about 120-130 lbs. Loser...

I'm so sorry to hear that, man. I'm sure it hurts having to see others who still have their partner... debating on ruining that for such short desires.