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Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People

 
hapless moran
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Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People
OTTAWA
The Canadian coast guard was on alert today, preparing for what it fears could be a massive invasion of boat people from Wisconsin.

Conor McGlindon, commander of the Royal Canadian Mounted Coast Guard (RCMCG), said that satellite photos had revealed a “substantial flotilla” in the making, as Wisconsinites prepared to flee their state for their neighbor to the North.

“Word has gotten around that we have policemen, firemen, and basic school lunches up here,” Mr. McGlindon said. “You can’t blame these boat people for seeking a better life. But we are under orders to intercept them.”

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06/06/2012 11:25 PM
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Re: Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People
That's too bad because we have lots and lots of empty land here.
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06/06/2012 11:30 PM
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Re: Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People
That's too bad because we have lots and lots of empty land here.
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06/06/2012 11:31 PM
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Re: Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People
HAH! Hilarious.
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06/06/2012 11:34 PM
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Re: Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People
Just set your compass to socialist.
“Wash yourselves, make yourselves clean;
Remove the evil of your deeds from My sight.
Cease to do evil,
Learn to do good;Seek justice,
Reprove the ruthless,Defend the orphan,Plead for the widow.

Your Governance is puppet whore of the Banks, it is not a real boy. Stop pretending it can move on it's own.
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06/06/2012 11:35 PM
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Re: Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People
Just set your compass to socialist.
 Quoting: Andrew Jackson


Hey,we're disgruntled Wisconsites,our compass is always pointed to Socialist.
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Andrew Jackson

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06/06/2012 11:41 PM
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Re: Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People
Just set your compass to socialist.
 Quoting: Andrew Jackson


Hey,we're disgruntled Wisconsites,our compass is always pointed to Socialist.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Seem like you'd figure out to open a State Bank like North Dakota then?

Lowest unemployment in the nation, not for nothing.
“Wash yourselves, make yourselves clean;
Remove the evil of your deeds from My sight.
Cease to do evil,
Learn to do good;Seek justice,
Reprove the ruthless,Defend the orphan,Plead for the widow.

Your Governance is puppet whore of the Banks, it is not a real boy. Stop pretending it can move on it's own.
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06/06/2012 11:50 PM
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Re: Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People
Their floating the wrong way, some libtard union thugs said all the jobs were in chicago where crime bosses run union shops and everybody has a chicken in the pot.

Be sure to leave you CCW permit and weapons at the wisconsin state line cause only crime bosses runnin the unions, thugs and hoodrats are allowed weapons in chicagoland.





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