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Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!

 
Sandi_T

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And the giant dick didn't just wash up.

It slams into the organ beach!

Oh, the jokes... so many jokes, so little time.
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06/07/2012 12:24 AM

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Re: Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!
Agate beach was always a favorite of mine. I have such fun and interesting memories there.

But none of them involve a giant dick and a dock washing ashore. There must have been some giant battle out in the ocean.

Was it Mothra verses Godzilla???? Who's dick is it?
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06/07/2012 12:24 AM
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Re: Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!
NIP takes giant dicks slamming into in his orifices.
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06/07/2012 12:28 AM
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Damn, I came in here just to see a big dick sitting on the beach.
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me thinks you have a typo problem
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Yes but still funny..

Just chink junk...
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06/07/2012 12:32 AM
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Re: Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!
Awww I was all set for A Cockwork Oregonge, that damn dick art is forever burned in ma brain. Dame you Kubrick damn you.
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06/07/2012 12:34 AM
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NIP takes giant dicks slamming into in his orifices.
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Troll fail. NIP is a female you cock juggling thundercunt rolleyes
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06/07/2012 12:34 AM
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Re: Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!
Oh boy. All we need is for the misspelled Oregan to become Organ and we have the biggest Win EVAH!


Giant dick slams into Organ beach!
instead of the current
Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!



laugh


I'll waste my greens on the hilarity. :p
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Thank you for that.
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06/07/2012 12:37 AM
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Re: Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!
K, who's got the next one..... Dick,Dock,Dick,Dock...... Cocks a Dickin, er...... Clocks a Tickin..... Bwahahaha
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cruise @ title of thread.
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06/07/2012 12:38 AM
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Re: Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!
NEWPORT, Ore. - Agate Beach remains open, state parks officials say - just stay off the dock that floated over from Japan.

Wednesday afternoon, Chris Havel with Oregon Parks and Recreation sent out a short statement by email that said "The Japanese consulate has confirmed that the dock washed ashore at Agate Beach is debris from the March 2011 tsunami in Japan."


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Crap, I really wanted to see a giant dick!
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06/07/2012 12:40 AM
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Re: Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!
.

And the giant dick didn't just wash up.

It slams into the organ beach!

.
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Well, he is visiting the west coast for campaign fund-raisers.

Obama confused
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No sense of humor apparently.

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NEWPORT, Ore. - Agate Beach remains open, state parks officials say - just stay off the dock that floated over from Japan.

Wednesday afternoon, Chris Havel with Oregon Parks and Recreation sent out a short statement by email that said "The Japanese consulate has confirmed that the dock washed ashore at Agate Beach is debris from the March 2011 tsunami in Japan."


[link to www.katu.com]
 Quoting: gurunade


And BTW, thank you OP for giving us all a much-needed laugh!
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stop reporting this thread title FFS
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That made me laugh even harder than the thread title.


Yes, I just said harder in a thread with dick in the title.
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Re: Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!
I saw a dock...what this shit about a giant dick slamming into an Oregon bitch?
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06/07/2012 12:58 AM
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best typo ever!
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What do they call those big beach clams up there? Anybody got a pict?
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06/07/2012 01:05 AM
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06/07/2012 01:12 AM
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Five stars... for the title alone. You know how to get hits on your thread, dude, typo or not! Kudos for that ;)
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All the people are like... yay somethings happened, lets go look. how exciting, reminds me of the roman horse. Except it gives you radiation... lol
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06/07/2012 01:26 AM
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This thread DID NOT deliver! I've been cheated and used.
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06/07/2012 01:36 AM
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This thread DID NOT deliver! I've been cheated and used.
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06/07/2012 01:49 AM
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Re: Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!
you got that right the dick part

all that shit coming from japan is going to fuck us
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06/07/2012 01:50 AM
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5 STARS for the title ALONE!
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06/07/2012 02:03 AM
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Was that an upper dick or a lower dick? I never know where to put the upper one.
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06/07/2012 02:14 AM
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Must have been a nude beach. They were asking for it...

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06/07/2012 02:14 AM
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Congrats on being the first "dicktard".
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06/07/2012 02:16 AM
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NEWPORT, Ore. - Agate Beach remains open, state parks officials say - just stay off the dock that floated over from Japan.

Wednesday afternoon, Chris Havel with Oregon Parks and Recreation sent out a short statement by email that said "The Japanese consulate has confirmed that the dock washed ashore at Agate Beach is debris from the March 2011 tsunami in Japan."


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 Quoting: gurunade


lmao lmao lmao

and the people there cant resist but to touch it look at them, got a ladder on it ready to explore the giantess of that dick
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