Giant dick slams into Oregan beach!

And the giant dick didn't just wash up.

It slams into the organ beach!

Oh, the jokes... so many jokes, so little time.

Agate beach was always a favorite of mine. I have such fun and interesting memories there.

But none of them involve a giant dick and a dock washing ashore. There must have been some giant battle out in the ocean.

Was it Mothra verses Godzilla???? Who's dick is it?

NIP takes giant dicks slamming into in his orifices.

Yes but still funny..

Just chink junk...

Awww I was all set for A Cockwork Oregonge, that damn dick art is forever burned in ma brain. Dame you Kubrick damn you.

Troll fail. NIP is a female you cock juggling thundercunt

Thank you for that.

K, who's got the next one..... Dick,Dock,Dick,Dock...... Cocks a Dickin, er...... Clocks a Tickin..... Bwahahaha

@ title of thread.

Crap, I really wanted to see a giant dick!

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Well, he is visiting the west coast for campaign fund-raisers.

stop reporting this thread title FFS

No sense of humor apparently.

And BTW, thank you OP for giving us all a much-needed laugh!

That made me laugh even harder than the thread title.


Yes, I just said harder in a thread with dick in the title.

best typo ever!

What do they call those big beach clams up there? Anybody got a pict?

lol

Five stars... for the title alone. You know how to get hits on your thread, dude, typo or not! Kudos for that ;)

All the people are like... yay somethings happened, lets go look. how exciting, reminds me of the roman horse. Except it gives you radiation... lol

This thread DID NOT deliver! I've been cheated and used.

:problemtroll:

you got that right the dick part

all that shit coming from japan is going to fuck us

5 STARS for the title ALONE!

Was that an upper dick or a lower dick? I never know where to put the upper one.

Must have been a nude beach. They were asking for it...

Congrats on being the first "dicktard".

and the people there cant resist but to touch it look at them, got a ladder on it ready to explore the giantess of that dick

As I was opening this thread, I was thinking "The shit I've been seeing on GLP lately is unfuckingbelievable"..."now this takes the cake, the world is ending."

Within the last two weeks, we have had zombies, mermaids and helicopter cats.
Now we have giant dicks slamming Oregon.


Was somewhat relieved it wasn't true.
But we're all still fucked from Fukushima so that still blows.