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Poland to use testicle-biting dogs, sonic cannons for riot control at 2012 Euro Cup
From testicle-biting police dogs to sonic cannons capable of inducing involuntary urination, Polish anti-hooligan squads have an array of weapons ready to deal with any troublesome England fans at Euro 2012.

The English-language Krakow Post newspaper asserted in an editorial that local law enforcement agencies were more than ready to tackle any hooligan threat at England’s southern Poland base camp.

“The Polish police are going to come down on troublemakers like a bag full of anvils and you don’t want to be there when it happens,” the paper warned.

“Krakow has a long history of hooligan violence — the local police have seen it all before and they will ruin your day if you try it on.

[link to www.rawstory.com]
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How the fuck do they train dogs to bute testicles?
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How the fuck do they train dogs to bute testicles?
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Not with japaneses and their small equipament.
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Dam... guess there will be a run on stainless steel cups and kevlar jockstraps .....
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Re: Poland to use testicle-biting dogs, sonic cannons for riot control at 2012 Euro Cup
and if a human cop bit your testicles
then you could sue the crap out of them

so why not sue them over the dog ???
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Re: Poland to use testicle-biting dogs, sonic cannons for riot control at 2012 Euro Cup
And you can bet they will grab any opportunity to show off, even if such an opportunity against all odds does not really materialize, they will flex. They will probably not attack their own citizens as they are in complete denial it seems, but rather outside "hooligans" will get the blame. The threat against say the average English fans is not Polish citizens but the local law, as always. Regardless they can't hide the fact this will turn into an embarrassment for them. The competition hasn't even started and already the Dutch team can report that crowds of fans that attended their training were making monkey noises to their black players, so yeah, good luck hosts. You will need it.
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Re: Poland to use testicle-biting dogs, sonic cannons for riot control at 2012 Euro Cup
How many Polish does it take to have a full set of testicles?
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And of course the piss ants in UEFA confirms the incident, but denies there was any racism.
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They should recruit the woman who can castrate with her bare hands.

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They should recruit the woman who can castrate with her bare hands.

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Okay cause I'm selling special protective pants with tazer
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So, in other word's they're going to round up a bunch of pissed off housewives?
I only believe half of what I read and even half of that is bullshit.
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Re: Poland to use testicle-biting dogs, sonic cannons for riot control at 2012 Euro Cup
From testicle-biting police dogs to sonic cannons capable of inducing involuntary urination, Polish anti-hooligan squads have an array of weapons ready to deal with any troublesome England fans at Euro 2012.

The English-language Krakow Post newspaper asserted in an editorial that local law enforcement agencies were more than ready to tackle any hooligan threat at England’s southern Poland base camp.

“The Polish police are going to come down on troublemakers like a bag full of anvils and you don’t want to be there when it happens,” the paper warned.

“Krakow has a long history of hooligan violence — the local police have seen it all before and they will ruin your day if you try it on.

[link to www.rawstory.com]
 Quoting: Cat Mouth


bsflag


What a BS! Dunno why it is pinned.
Polish police's dismissal of the English tabloid crap:
(translation)


The Polish officers were afraid of confrontation with the notorious hooligans from England, but never imagined that their biggest opponent will be ... journalists in this country. Because only an attempt to denigrate another article can be treated, according to which police dogs would bite unruly fans in the balls!

This time, reveals the shocking revelations, "The Guardian". Correspondent who lives in Krakow, said that the police are ready to intervene if problems with the fans. Water cannon are not surprising, but it turns out that sniffer dogs are - quote here - "once bitten in the balls!"

Certainly, preparing for such a gigantic event which is the Euro, require special preparation, but another surprise sensations of English journalists. Sokolowski spokesman probably did not think that it will have so much work because of the British imagination.
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Re: Poland to use testicle-biting dogs, sonic cannons for riot control at 2012 Euro Cup
Apparently police and that have been training for 4 years for this event.. Poland vs Germany if it were to happen... England vs France is the one to watch for now...
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Dam... guess there will be a run on stainless steel cups and kevlar jockstraps .....
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lol same thought crossed my mind...
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Apparently police and that have been training for 4 years for this event.. Poland vs Germany if it were to happen... England vs France is the one to watch for now...
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Hottest game on Euro 2012 will be Poland vs Russia. Russians want to march through the streets of Warsaw with thecommunist symbols and portraits of Lenin and Stalin...
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Gear up with earplugs and cups !
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Re: Poland to use testicle-biting dogs, sonic cannons for riot control at 2012 Euro Cup
From testicle-biting police dogs to sonic cannons capable of inducing involuntary urination, Polish anti-hooligan squads have an array of weapons ready to deal with any troublesome England fans at Euro 2012.

The English-language Krakow Post newspaper asserted in an editorial that local law enforcement agencies were more than ready to tackle any hooligan threat at England’s southern Poland base camp.

“The Polish police are going to come down on troublemakers like a bag full of anvils and you don’t want to be there when it happens,” the paper warned.

“Krakow has a long history of hooligan violence — the local police have seen it all before and they will ruin your day if you try it on.

[link to www.rawstory.com]
 Quoting: Cat Mouth


bsflag


What a BS! Dunno why it is pinned.
Polish police's dismissal of the English tabloid crap:
(translation)


The Polish officers were afraid of confrontation with the notorious hooligans from England, but never imagined that their biggest opponent will be ... journalists in this country. Because only an attempt to denigrate another article can be treated, according to which police dogs would bite unruly fans in the balls!

This time, reveals the shocking revelations, "The Guardian". Correspondent who lives in Krakow, said that the police are ready to intervene if problems with the fans. Water cannon are not surprising, but it turns out that sniffer dogs are - quote here - "once bitten in the balls!"

Certainly, preparing for such a gigantic event which is the Euro, require special preparation, but another surprise sensations of English journalists. Sokolowski spokesman probably did not think that it will have so much work because of the British imagination.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17496098


Do you always take the side of the Police and Government? Look what the police and government are using today for riot control throughout the world.. and even in some cases lethal enforcement.. .seriously...be careful in what you right off as nonsense because it usually comes back to bite you in the ass when you least expect it, stay vigilant is my motto.

Last Edited by Cat Mouth on 06/07/2012 09:57 AM
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Yahoo News: Testicle-biting dogs 'to face England hooligans'


"Do not expect softly, softly police tactics.

"Poland's anti-hooligan squads are armed with: Shotguns firing baton rounds that probably won't kill you as long as you're 30m away, a truck-mounted water cannon affectionately known as ?the typhoon', a high-tech sonic cannon that can make you wet yourself on its lowest setting, dogs trained to bite you directly in the testicles."

English fans are not expected to arrive in Krakow in significant numbers, with England's Group D games all taking place in Ukraine.

[link to news.yahoo.com]

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Re: Poland to use testicle-biting dogs, sonic cannons for riot control at 2012 Euro Cup
From testicle-biting police dogs to sonic cannons capable of inducing involuntary urination, Polish anti-hooligan squads have an array of weapons ready to deal with any troublesome England fans at Euro 2012.

The English-language Krakow Post newspaper asserted in an editorial that local law enforcement agencies were more than ready to tackle any hooligan threat at England’s southern Poland base camp.

“The Polish police are going to come down on troublemakers like a bag full of anvils and you don’t want to be there when it happens,” the paper warned.

“Krakow has a long history of hooligan violence — the local police have seen it all before and they will ruin your day if you try it on.

[link to www.rawstory.com]
 Quoting: Cat Mouth


bsflag


What a BS! Dunno why it is pinned.
Polish police's dismissal of the English tabloid crap:
(translation)


The Polish officers were afraid of confrontation with the notorious hooligans from England, but never imagined that their biggest opponent will be ... journalists in this country. Because only an attempt to denigrate another article can be treated, according to which police dogs would bite unruly fans in the balls!

This time, reveals the shocking revelations, "The Guardian". Correspondent who lives in Krakow, said that the police are ready to intervene if problems with the fans. Water cannon are not surprising, but it turns out that sniffer dogs are - quote here - "once bitten in the balls!"

Certainly, preparing for such a gigantic event which is the Euro, require special preparation, but another surprise sensations of English journalists. Sokolowski spokesman probably did not think that it will have so much work because of the British imagination.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17496098


Do you always take the side of the Police and Government? Look what the police and government are using today for riot control throughout the world.. and even in some cases lethal enforcement.. .seriously...be careful in what you right off as nonsense because it usually comes back to bite you in the ass when you least expect it, stay vigilant is my motto.
 Quoting: Cat Mouth


No. I do not take side of the Police and Government. Im not pro-government, man. Polish cops are bastards like everywhere but those "testicle-biting dogs" from your post title is a BS. Even polish police spokesman Sokolowski commented on this issue thats why I translated that article.
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How the fuck do they train dogs to bute testicles?
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and if a human cop bit your testicles
then you could sue the crap out of them

so why not sue them over the dog ???
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ivant Cause it's Poland you dummy, not America.
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Testicle biting dawgs? Reminds me of this...

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Easy peasy , just ware a cricket box and some ear plugs . No problemo doods chuckle
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Oh pulease!

Hit me with the sonic, make me piss myself..
then have the dog bite my begonias.

Another fun day at the soccer match.

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think i'll skip this event
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Apparently police and that have been training for 4 years for this event.. Poland vs Germany if it were to happen... England vs France is the one to watch for now...
 Quoting: SKROATZ


Hottest game on Euro 2012 will be Poland vs Russia. Russians want to march through the streets of Warsaw with thecommunist symbols and portraits of Lenin and Stalin...
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I was under the belief that most Russian football fans are right wing, most of their club side Ultras appear to be (just look at photos of Spartak Moscow Ultras) Ukraine V England will be a potential flashpoint, if the Ukrainian Hooligans make good their promise.
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Re: Poland to use testicle-biting dogs, sonic cannons for riot control at 2012 Euro Cup
How the fuck do they train dogs to bute testicles?
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Not with japaneses and their small equipament.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17540223


Good for training gerbils. afro
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and if a human cop bit your testicles
then you could sue the crap out of them

so why not sue them over the dog ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17536210


:ivant: Cause it's Poland you dummy, not America.
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Ever see the painting of Ivan the terrible stabbing his own son?
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Re: Poland to use testicle-biting dogs, sonic cannons for riot control at 2012 Euro Cup
Instead of using testicle-biting dogs, they should just leash up all these zombies that have been biting people lately

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Just like in the "Stand by me" movie.....

Chopper! Sic balls!!!!

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