Anonymous Coward User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy Bible contradictions there are absolutely no mistakes in the Holy Bible or are there ????
and it is God's Holy word and God does not make errors ????
here are some contradictions in that perfect book.
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PSALMS 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
contradicted in
JEREMIAH 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
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EXODUS 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
contradicted in
ROMANS 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen.
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MATTHEW 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
contradicted in
LUKE 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.
So who was Joseph's father? Jacob or Heli ???
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GEN 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. GEN 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
contradicted in chapter 2
GEN 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living
In Genesis Chapter 1, God created animals before man In chapter 2 God created man before animals
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ISAIAH 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
contradicted in
DEUTERONOMY 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
Isaiah tells us that God punishes children for the sins of their fathers. Deuteronomy tells us that children should not be punished but according to their own deeds and cannot be punished for their father's sins.
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MATTHEW 5:1,2: "And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying...."
contradicted in
LUKE 6:17,20: "And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people...came to hear him.. And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples and said..."
now which was it ??? Matthew says he preached on the mountain and Luke says he preached down in the plain (valley)
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MATTHEW 27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost."
LUKE 23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."
JOHN 19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost."
just exactly what were the last words of Jesus ??? 3 different quotes in 3 Gospels !!!!
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II SAMUEL 24:13: So God came to David, and told him, and said unto him, shall SEVEN YEARS OF FAMINE come unto thee in thy land? or will thou flee three months before thine enemies, while they pursue. thee?
contradicted in
I CHRONICLES 21:11: SO God came to David, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Choose thee. Either THREE YEARS OF FAMINE or three months to be destroyed before thy foes, while that the sword of thine enemies overtaketh thee;
so which is it ??? 7 yrs of famine or 3 yrs of famine ???
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II SAMUEL 24: And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.
contradicted in
I CHRONICLES 21: And SATAN stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.
so which stood up against Israel, God or Satan ???
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EXO 24:9,10; AMO 9:1; GEN 26:2; and JOH 14:9
God CAN be seen: "And I will take away my hand, and thou shalt see my backparts." (EXO 33:23) "And the Lord spake to Moses face to face, as a man speaketh to his friend." (EXO 33:11) "For I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved." (GEN 32:30)
contradicted in
God CANNOT be seen: "No man hath seen God at any time." (JOH 1:18) "And he said, Thou canst not see my face; for there shall no man see me and live." (EXO 33:20) "Whom no man hath seen nor can see." (1TIM 6:16)
so which is it ?? can God be seen by man or not ??? some verses say he can and others say he can't
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"And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham." (GEN 22:1)
contradicted in
"Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God; for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man." (JAMES 1:13)
so which is it ??? does God tempt man or not ??? Moses wrote that God did tempt Abraham and James says he doesn't.
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"And he cast down the pieces of silver into the temple and departed, and went out and hanged himself." (MAT 27:5)
contradicted in
"And falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all of his bowels gushed out." (ACT 1:18)
both of these verses are referencing Judas and his death. one says he hanged himself the other says he fell and his guts fell out
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"And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven." (2 KINGS 2:11)
contradicted in
"No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, the Son of Man." (JOHN 3:13)
so John says Elijah did not ascend into heaven
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GAL 6:2 Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ.
contradicted just 3 verses later
GAL 6:5 For every man shall bear his own burden.
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2 SAMUEL 6:23 Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.
contradicted in
2 SAMUEL 21:8 But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:
so one verse claims Michal was barren and another verse claims she had 5 sons. which is it ???
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2 KINGS 24:8 Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. And his mother's name was Nehushta, the daughter of Elnathan of Jerusalem.
contradicted in
2 CHRONICLES 36:9 Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten days in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD.
so which is it, 8 or 18 ??? How can an 8 yr old know what is good and evil ???
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ACT 9:7 And the men which journeyed with him stood speechless, hearing a voice, but seeing no man.
contradicted in
ACT 22:9 And they that were with me saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but they heard not the voice of him that spake to me.
so Paul lied about his friends hearing the voice. one verse says they heard it and later he says they did not.
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MAT 28:2 And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it. MAT 28:3 His countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow: MAT 28:4 And for fear of him the keepers did shake, and became as dead men. MAT 28:5 And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified.
contradicted in
MAR 16:5 And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man sitting on the right side, clothed in a long white garment; and they were affrighted. LUK 24:4 And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments: JOH 20:12 And seeth two angels in white sitting, the one at the head, and the other at the feet, where the body of Jesus had lain.
the Gospels have different stories about the resurrection. Matthew claims an Angel outside the tomb. Mark says there was only 1 man inside the tomb. Luke claims there were 2 men inside the tomb. John says there were 2 Angels inside the tomb.
so who is right ???
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When did Baasha die ???
1 KINGS 16:6-8 - 26th year of the reign of Asa
contradicted in
2 CHRONICLES 16:1 - 36th year of the reign of Asa
so who is right ???
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what color was the robe placed on Jesus at his trial ???
MATTHEW 27:28 - scarlet
contradicted in
JOHN 19:2 - purple
are the Apostles color blind ??? or is one lying ???
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what did they give Jesus to drink on the cross ???
MATTHEW 27:34 - vinegar
contradicted in
MARK 15:23 - wine with myrrh
so who is lying ??? or do they even know ??? or are they guessing ???
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GE 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light and darkness.
contradicted in
GE 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't created until the fourth day.
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GE 11:26 Terah was 70 years old when his son Abram was born. GE 11:32 Terah was 205 years old when he died (making Abram 135 at the time). GE 12:4, AC 7:4 Abram was 75 when he left Haran. This was after Terah died. Thus, Terah could have been no more than 145 when he died; or Abram was only 75 years old after he had lived 135 years.
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EX 3:1 Jethro was the father-in-law of Moses.
contradicted in
NU 10:29, JG 4:11 Hobab was the father-in-law of Moses.
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EX 9:3-6 God destroys all the cattle (including horses) belonging to the Egyptians in a plague. EX 14:9 After having all their cattle destroyed, the Egyptians pursued Moses on horseback.
where did the horses come from if God killed all cattle and livestock ???
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EX 20:1-17 God gave the law directly to Moses (without using an intermediary).
contradicted in
GA 3:19 The law was ordained through angels by a mediator (an intermediary).
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EX 20:14 God prohibits adultery.
contradicted in
HO 1:2 God instructs Hosea to "take a wife of harlotry."
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LE 25:37, PS 15:1, 5 It is wrong to lend money with interest.
contradicted in
MT 25:27, LK 19:23-27 It is wrong to lend money without interest.
I guess God needs your money now. Amazing ... Roman Emperor's said the same thing.
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NU 11:33 God inflicts sickness.
contradicted in
JOB 2:7 Satan inflicts sickness.
I wish they would make up their minds.
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NU 30:2 God enjoins the making of vows (oaths).
contradicted in
MT 5:33-37 Jesus forbids doing so, saying that they arise from evil (or the Devil).
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NU 33:38 Aaron died on Mt. Hor.
contradicted in
DT 10:6 Aaron died in Mosera.
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NU 33:41-42 After Aaron's death, the Israelites journeyed from Mt. Hor, to Zalmonah, to Punon
contradicted in
DT 10:6-7 It was from Mosera, to Gudgodah, to Jotbath.
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DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20, 32:21 God is sometimes angry. MT 5:22 Anger is a sin.
does God sin ???
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JS 10:38-40 Joshua himself captured Debir.
contradicted in
JG 1:11-15 It was Othniel, who thereby obtained the hand of Caleb's daughter, Achsah.
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1SA 31:4-6 Saul killed himself by falling on his sword. 2SA 1:2-10 Saul, at his own request, was slain by an Amalekite. 2SA 21:12 Saul was killed by the Philistines on Gilboa. 1CH 10:13-14 Saul was slain by God.
wow amazing, Saul died 4 different ways.
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2SA 24:1 The Lord inspired David to take the census.
contradicted in
1CH 21:1 Satan inspired the census.
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2SA 24:9 The census count was: Israel 800,000 and Judah 500,000.
contradicted in
1CH 21:5 The census count was: Israel 1,100,000 and Judah 470,000.
sounds about like our own ballot boxes whom nobody can count right
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2SA 24:24 David paid 50 shekels of silver for the purchase of a property.
contradicted in
1CH 21:22-25 He paid 600 shekels of gold for the same property
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1KI 9:28 420 talents of gold were brought back from Ophir.
contradicted in
2CH 8:18 450 talents of gold were brought back from Ophir.
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MT 9:18-25, JN 11:38-44 Two dead persons are raised (by Jesus himself). AC 26:23 Jesus was the first to rise from the dead.
contradicted in
2KI 4:32-37 A dead child is raised (well before the time of Jesus).
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2KI 9:27 Jehu shot Ahaziah near Ibleam. Ahaziah fled to Meggido and died there.
contradicted in
2CH 22:9 Ahaziah was found hiding in Samaria, brought to Jehu, and put to death.
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1CH 3:19 Pedaiah was the father of Zerubbabel.
contradicted in
ER 3:2 Shealtiel was the father of Zerubbabel.
Will the real father please stand up ???
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PR 30:5 Every word of God proves true.
contradicted in
JE 8:8 The scribes falsify the word of God. JE 20:7, EZ 14:9, 2TH 2:11-12 God himself deceives people.
ya reckon the Holy Bible was falsified too ???
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MT 1:6-7 The lineage of Jesus is traced through David's son, Solomon.
contradicted in
LK 3:23-31 It is traced through David's son, Nathan.
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MT 1:17 There were twenty-eight generations from David to Jesus.
contradicted in
LK 3:23-38 There were forty-three.
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MT 1:18-21 The Annunciation occurred after Mary had conceived Jesus.
contradicted in
LK 1:26-31 It occurred before conception.
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MT 2:13-16 Following the birth of Jesus, Joseph and Mary flee to Egypt, (where they stay until after Herod's death) in order to avoid the murder of their firstborn by Herod. Herod slaughters all male infants two years old and under.
(Note: John the Baptist, Jesus' cousin, though under two is somehow spared without fleeing to Egypt.)
contradicted in
LK 2:22-40 Following the birth of Jesus, Joseph and Mary remain in the area of Jerusalem for the Presentation (about forty days) and then return to Nazareth without ever going to Egypt. There is no slaughter of the infants.
I wonder how John the Baptist survived, being the same age of Jesus his cousin. No evidence of John leaving Jerusalem.
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MT 4:1-11, MK 1:12-13 Immediately following his Baptism, Jesus spent forty days in the wilderness resisting temptation by the Devil.
contradicted in
JN 2:1-11 Three days after the Baptism, Jesus was at the wedding in Cana.
how can Jesus be in 2 places at the same time ???
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MT 5:22 Anyone who calls another a fool is liable to Hell.
MT 23:17-19 Jesus twice calls the Pharisees blind fools.
Is Jesus in hell ???
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MT 5:32 Divorce, except on the grounds of unchastity, is wrong.
contradicted in
MK 10:11-12 Divorce on any grounds is wrong.
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MT 9:18 The ruler's daughter was already dead when Jesus raised her.
contradicted in
LK 8:42 She was dying, but not dead.
can somebody please call for a doctor before declaring a miracle ???? thank you
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MT 11:7-15, 17:12-13 Jesus says that John the Baptist was a prophet.
contradicted in
JN 1:21 John himself says that he is not a prophet.
This brings up an interesting question: John the Baptist was already preaching and Baptizing when Jesus started his ministry. What was John preaching if Jesus had not relayed his doctrine yet ???
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MT 20:29-34 Jesus heals two blind men on the way to Jericho.
contradicted in
MK 10:46-52 He heals one blind man.
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MT 23:35 Jesus says that Zacharias (Zechariah) was the son of Barachias (Barachiah).
contradicted in
2CH 24:20 Zacharias was actually the son of Jehoida, the priest.
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MT 26:6-13, MK 14:3 The anointing of Jesus takes place in Bethany at the house of Simon the leper.
contradicted in
LK 7:36-38 It takes place at the house of a Pharisee in Galilee.
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MT 26:7, MK 14:3 The oil is poured on Jesus' head.
contradicted in
LK 7:38, JN 12:3 On his feet.
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In Matthew's Gospel (28:2), Mary Magdalene and the other Mary saw an angel roll away the stone from Jesus' tomb.
contradicted in
In all the other gospels, the stone had already been moved when the women arrived and they saw no Angel but only a missing body whom they thought was stolen.
John 20:1-2 King James Version (KJV) 20 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre. 2 Then she runneth, and cometh to Simon Peter, and to the other disciple, whom Jesus loved, and saith unto them, They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre, and we know not where they have laid him.
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MT 26:49-50, MK 14:44-46 Jesus is betrayed by Judas with a kiss, then seized.
contradicted in
LK 22:47-48 Jesus anticipates Judas' kiss. No actual kiss is mentioned. JN 18:2-9 Jesus voluntarily steps forward to identify himself making it completely unnecessary for Judas to point him out. No kiss is mentioned.
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MT 26:51, MK 14:47, JN 18:10 The ear of a slave is cut off and left that way.
contradicted in
LK 22:50-51 The severed ear is miraculously healed by Jesus.
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MT 28:19 Jesus instructs his disciples to baptize.
contradicted in
1CO 1:17 Although he considers himself a disciple of Jesus, Paul says that he has not been sent to baptize.
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Geebus, we need a new Bible. This one has too many errors in it !!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408355 Australia 06/08/2012 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions This is a great post OP. Well Done.
Must admit only read about half of it, enough to see you did your homework. LOL.
Now you'll be told you didn't learn Hebrew so you can't know what the bible says. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Now you'll be told you didn't learn Hebrew so you can't know what the bible says.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355 the whole Bible was not written in Hebrew ;) |
READY SET GO!
User ID: 8640456 United States 06/08/2012 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Bullshit boy~ And ya know, those scriptures all look good to me. Your problem is you lack understanding because you have not asked God to send the power of the Holy Spirit which comes to live inside you, guide you, give a jackass like you knowledge so this can make sense to you and you can make progress in your life and stop typing drivil on the internet. By the way, I can say shit. Shit and piss are in the bible too. ;) Acts 3:21 |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 01:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions
give a jackass like you knowledge so this can make sense to you
Quoting: READY SET GO! and lies make sense to you ehh ??? lol Christianity was Rome's attempt to sabotage Judaism and create Roman slaves. Emperor Constantine who put this drivel together was a murderer and an adulterer and a liar. He was NOT a Christian, he just used Christianity as a means to an agenda. Constantine did not even get Baptized until on his death bed. And Josephus stated that he was already dead before the holy water hit his head. Now why would a supposed Christian who wanted to spread God's word world wide not even get baptized ??? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14090804 United States 06/08/2012 01:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Only the people that have not studied or lack knowledge make this assumption. There are no contradictions. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 01:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Only the people that have not studied or lack knowledge make this assumption. There are no contradictions.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14090804 lol I guess next your gonna tell me that the sky is purple ???? There are tons of contradictions, some of them have been pointed out in this thread. You are just too brainwashed to acknowledge this fact. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17584393 India 06/08/2012 01:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MATTHEW 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
contradicted in
LUKE 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.
So who was Joseph's father? Jacob or Heli ???
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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586816 Problem is if you read the Bible, chapter VI verse derp, its clearly mentioned that when Herod , he of herpderpderpherp berp buourp derp buerp, in 36 bc, and built the great herp derpblah blah , and entered the doorway, lberlpererbp, derep bererp gas gas gas gas gas, and said gas gasgasgas gas more gas hber eherp, in Corinathians 21:23, where it clearly says herep derpiherep gas gas gas. So he said , taketh you this loaf and gss gas pizza with sauce herep herpt herpderp. Gas. And please dont forget that in Mathew 2;12 Pilat the younger also mentions in herepdasfe that sinners like all the people here on this planet will be friend in greencheese herp blah gas gas. gasssssss..... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17584393 India 06/08/2012 01:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Only the people that have not studied or lack knowledge make this assumption. There are no contradictions.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14090804 Did you actually say that?? GAWD, yes!! You actually did!!! There's no hope for humans. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions
WE HAVE FOUND HIM THE SMART GUY ON GLP, MAYBE EVEN THE WORLD. GO
Quoting: chipg lemme guess you are a Christian and you find my results intimidating and insulting ??? don't like for someone to find errors and mistakes in God's Holy Word ??? if it is truly God's Holy Word, then God makes mistakes. He is imperfect Live with it ;) |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions so my next question is:
will American Christians still stand with Zionist Israel after finding out their Holy Bible was a farce ???
such is the theme of Holy Wars, Onward Christian Slaves into battle. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 02:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions just plain sad, your last insult is pointed at the one guy that could have helped you...
Quoting: chipg you were helping me ??? how so ?? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions no what is insulting, you believe your own crap and then tell others.
Quoting: chipg do they not do this at Custom Scoop ???? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 02:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Lets us shake the dust from our feet and cast no more pearls.
Quoting: READY SET GO! I am not swine |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions it wasn't me you insulted. let me spell it out for you G - O - D
Quoting: chipg since when is truth an insult ??? I thought the Bible says: The truth shall set you free. |
anonymous coward User ID: 1408355 Australia 06/08/2012 03:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions
Lets us shake the dust from our feet and cast no more pearls.
Quoting: READY SET GO! I am not swine Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586816 I think he meant the others. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 03:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Lets us shake the dust from our feet and cast no more pearls.
Quoting: READY SET GO! I am not swine Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586816 I think he meant the others. Quoting: anonymous coward 1408355 wish he would be more specific. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3198332 United Kingdom 06/08/2012 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Take any book you like, translated it into Japanese, then into Swedish, then back into english.
You now have something with about as many errors in it as the king james bible. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408355 Australia 06/08/2012 03:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Lets us shake the dust from our feet and cast no more pearls.
Quoting: READY SET GO! I am not swine Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586816 I think he meant the others. Quoting: anonymous coward 1408355 wish he would be more specific. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586816 You went to a lot of trouble to post some real pearls. Great post! If no one can discuse it rationally it just proves your point. LOL! |
Krime User ID: 15335079 United States 06/08/2012 03:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions well ill try and answer a few but im not gonna sit here all night with them all: 1. He is mercy and shows it in all of HIS works However He does not show mercy to those that do not do His works. 2. The Lord Is of Peace, However, again, If someone fucks with His people He becomes a Man of War, is this one really that hard to figure out? 3. Jacob was acended which is what Heli means, Jacob and Heli are in fact one in the same. 4. it did not say that God had made the animals in the first chapter, only that the man He was to make would have rule over them. 5. it would be so nice if you read these passages from the beginning of the chapter in Deuteronomy, it talks about poor servants and such where as in Isaiah its talking about Lucifer. Did you pick these out yourself or past n copy from someone else off of their wanna-be site, i wonder really. well thats enough for tonight maybe ill do more tomorrow. God bless! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 03:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions
Take any book you like, translated it into Japanese, then into Swedish, then back into english.
You now have something with about as many errors in it as the king james bible.
Quoting: Sonofabiscuit I mean really, you can't blame all these errors on translation issues. |
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User ID: 17539213 Thailand 06/08/2012 03:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Only the people that have not studied or lack knowledge make this assumption. There are no contradictions.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14090804 They were just posted, what are you blind, can't read or just plain ignorant. sk |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3198332 United Kingdom 06/08/2012 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Take any book you like, translated it into Japanese, then into Swedish, then back into english.
You now have something with about as many errors in it as the king james bible.
Quoting: Sonofabiscuit I mean really, you can't blame all these errors on translation issues. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586816 No you're right. A lot of it is due to revisions. Each translation of the bible has had an agenda injected into it in different parts, naturally there will be conflicting information. Imagine it like a Wikipedia page, edited by a bunch of different people with different ideas about how an event went down. Each revision has basically been about people control. I'd really love to be able to read the original bible and see what it says before man changed it so much. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 03:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Jacob was ascended which is what Heli means, Jacob and Heli are in fact one in the same.
Quoting: Krime 15335079 Heli is Greek, since when did the Hebrews start using Greek inferences ??? Heli in Hebrew is Eli. but it does mean ascension in Greek [ link to www.biblical-baby-names.com] however, Heli is a female gender name in the Hebrew language. [ link to www.babynology.com] |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17586816 United States 06/08/2012 03:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions I'd really love to be able to read the original bible and see what it says before man changed it so much.
Quoting: Sonofabiscuit now that I would agree with. would love to read Constantine's version. |
Krime User ID: 15335079 United States 06/08/2012 03:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Holy Bible contradictions Only the people that have not studied or lack knowledge make this assumption. There are no contradictions.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14090804 They were just posted, what are you blind, can't read or just plain ignorant. sk Quoting: seeker2 what do you just automaticly believe everything you read without research? that is what I would call ignorant. yes researching the bible is included in my statement here. |