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The GLP Zombie Survival Thread!

 
Zomborski
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06/08/2012 01:39 AM
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The GLP Zombie Survival Thread!
Forget that clown max brooks and his henry hill pretending to be dad.

This is GLP, lets get down and dirty with some real zombie survival ideas.

I'll kick it off with a few of my own

1)Get a cold steel Boar Spear

2)Drive a car with a sun-roof for escaping your vehicle on foot or via a rope extraction.

3) Acquire run flat tires if you can
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06/08/2012 01:45 AM
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I don't know.. get a big boat or something.

I want it be really really strong and sturdy.

I could also have a machine there that converts salt water to fresh, and a garden full of vegetables and stuff.

Solar and wind powered generators as well.

It's going to be hella boring though.
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06/08/2012 01:50 AM
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72 sedan deville..with armour plate...an propane nat.gas conversion kits

30 cal super enforcers..with custom loads.

bull barrel 7.62 ars...

MRES..HORDS OF UM...

PROTEIN POWDERS CONCENTRATED BODY BUILDING SUPPS.

SEEDS..SEEDS..MORE SEEDS.

i LIKE THE CHINESE Combat Steel Horse Knife Long Handle-Pu Dao

YES, THIS BIG ASS BITCH IS PERFECT REACH FOR THE ZOMBIED FREEKS
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Yea just like the boar spear, but im thinking cutting 3 prongs off of a pitch fork and leave just one might be way more quality for half the price
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4) Carry a diving snorkel so you can lay under ground/soil/sand or underwater un-noticed...perfect for sleeping when there arent many hiding spots around or just plain old escape and evasion
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06/08/2012 02:13 AM
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that sun roof will be good for throwing tear gas grenades out at them fuckers.
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06/08/2012 02:14 AM
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that sun roof will be good for throwing tear gas grenades out at them fuckers.
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or molitovs
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06/08/2012 02:30 AM
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I don't know.. get a big boat or something.

I want it be really really strong and sturdy.

I could also have a machine there that converts salt water to fresh, and a garden full of vegetables and stuff.

Solar and wind powered generators as well.

It's going to be hella boring though.
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A boat is the best. Zombies can't swim. You can just catch your food everyday, too.

Boring depends on how many boats are out there.
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06/08/2012 02:32 AM
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4) Carry a diving snorkel so you can lay under ground/soil/sand or underwater un-noticed...perfect for sleeping when there arent many hiding spots around or just plain old escape and evasion
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The problem is that it lloks like the're going to be the fast-movers, and will retain a level of intelligence as well. harder to fool.
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4) Carry a diving snorkel so you can lay under ground/soil/sand or underwater un-noticed...perfect for sleeping when there arent many hiding spots around or just plain old escape and evasion
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The problem is that it lloks like the're going to be the fast-movers, and will retain a level of intelligence as well. harder to fool.
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I works with real combatants in real world recon scenarios, ninjas used to do it with their katana sheaths or bamboo, navy seals do it.... why wouldnt it fool zombies if done properly..obviously its a last resort thing..but at least youll have a last resort if for no other reason
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06/08/2012 02:39 AM
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Where is 'Walkers Everywhere' to give us some good info?
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that sun roof will be good for throwing tear gas grenades out at them fuckers.
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or molitovs
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or subways
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
-Albert Einstein
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06/08/2012 11:34 PM
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06/09/2012 03:48 AM
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Posted this idea on another thread, but it's not my original idea. (Good one, though)

Carpet for armor. It's tough to bite through, and doesn't weigh all that much.

Could use shark armor, for that matter. It's essentially chain mail.

Rather than a spear, I'd go with a katana or something similar. You'd have to practice a lot to develop the muscles and stamina you'd need, but even if you just take off their arms and legs, they're not moving far.
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06/09/2012 03:51 AM
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Where is 'Walkers Everywhere' to give us some good info?
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


chuckle

I miss him on this forum.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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hmmmm...carpet...hmmm...hmmmm,...

Nope I think thats a terrible Idea, heres why

1) Holds too much heat

2) There are much better materials out there that have superior strength to weight ratio's

3) There are much better materials that have a superior thickness to weight ratio

4)It holds water(blood) like a sponge and gets heavier.

5) You would have a pain in you back trying to scrub the blood out of it so you dont run around smelling, smearing and spreading zombie blood everywhere like a reverse walking pap smear test.

5) If your gonna wear something that heavy it might as well be something thats water proof.

6) if your not prepared for the zombie apocolypse with something better than carpet for protection you deserve to be eaten.
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06/09/2012 06:37 PM
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I'd like to see evidence of someone biting through an actual leather jacket sleeve, and I dont mean some super cheapo or butter lambskin jack ...I mean a reeeaall leather coat sleeve, the kind bikers wear and such.
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7) These real life zombies can use knives as weapons...carpet sont help much in that department either...you just end up looking like an idiot wearing carpet getting stabbed
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zombies would last 6 days then they would rot even quickly or they would despose because the human body needs energy and water to work , now zombies have not any brain left , only the will to eat brain ... i say i will stay in my house and then with a shotgun i will go out to see if anything is left
i will steal a tv , a new pc and some toys to play because i wont stay in the city when all the exotic places cant be mine mxuxaxaxaxaxa
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06/09/2012 07:04 PM
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The only weapons you will ever need with zombies are two kick ass proper Katanas.
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06/09/2012 07:30 PM
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The only weapons you will ever need with zombies are two kick ass proper Katanas.
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lol
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06/09/2012 07:59 PM
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I'd like to see evidence of someone biting through an actual leather jacket sleeve, and I dont mean some super cheapo or butter lambskin jack ...I mean a reeeaall leather coat sleeve, the kind bikers wear and such.
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That's fine for the upper body, and if you get matching leather pants, that'll do well for the lower body, and good leather gloves will work for the hands. This still leaves the head and neck exposed.

Any ideas about that?
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Yea for the head i was thinking a few things..

1) gas mask + skateboard helmet

2) army helmet + paintball mask

3) motocross helmet /motorcycle helmet..although that could get hot and heavy

4) welders helmet / riot helmet

5) if you can get your hands on kevlar material, then fashion a kevalar hood / bacalava with goggles

6) chainmail shark divers head piece + goggles

7) uspside down thick plastic fishbowl??? lol

8) go to a museum and steal a medevil knight head armor...
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bump
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06/10/2012 10:17 PM
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This isn't a goddamned war. Supplies are limited, and thusly, one would have to learn to live WITH zombies. Deep, pitted traps, high walls and barricades. Sure, katanas are sweet as fuck against ONE zombie. But if you're looking for water with little to no body fat, do you think you're gonna swing it out against five or ten? Come on Peter Pan. Survive this shit! Reestablish the hunter/gatherer mentality with an aluminum armored plated four cylinder car. Megaphones running out of the roof. The best weapon is one you don't have to fire. Traps and barricades are going to keep you alive. Rainwater harvesting is a must. As are protein yielding plants. Do you know where that crow has been? I don't, and I'm sure as fuck not eating it. Get lots of rope and incendiaries. A good knife/ machete is kind of necessary for almost anything, so don't forget something that's going to sharpen that blade. Nails and hammers. You can rip off wood or metal anywhere, but nails? Gold, son. Last but not least, super glue for stitching wounds, and antibiotic cream. Now go out there and carve your name in the stone!!
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nice
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06/11/2012 12:03 AM
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I'm disapointed with the lack of response on this one,... c'mon GLP last chance before I give up on this thread, I figured this would be the place to be to start a thread like this with everyones out of the box mind and everything...
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06/11/2012 12:09 AM
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Just vote them outta office!

Rule # 1 of Obombieland....VOTE!
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Thread: *** The Walking Dead Season 3 Official Thread! ***
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06/11/2012 12:32 AM
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*If you are a married to/living with a woman: have her start extreme "couponing" so you can cheaply stock up on canned goods/toiletries/cleaning supplies. *If you are a woman, start doing this. Men are just no good at it. :/
*Border control/perimeter security: Windows and doors are the key to any zombie attack. If your escape window is too high you risk injury in escaping; if it's the lower area then you risk it not being secure enough.
*Medicine: Herbs, pharmaceutical, etc., whatever you use, stock up and check expiration dates.
*Water: Not just for drinking. When you need to wash out a wound, would you trust water with a few zombie-sewer workers swimming around? Season 2 Walking Dead, perfect example.
*Automotive: Good set of snow-chains for the tires; run-flats of course. I'd say triple or quadruple your quantity of automotive supplies, basic stuff anyway. Transmission oil, windshield wiper fluid, fuel-injector cleaner. Little things like this catch up on people. 2 years down the road, if you're still alive, you'll be thankful if you're stuck with a clunker.
*Always leave a bullet for you. Do you want to become a zombie? When you're about to be Zombie-chow, blow your brains.
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Yea for the head i was thinking a few things..

1) gas mask + skateboard helmet

2) army helmet + paintball mask

3) motocross helmet /motorcycle helmet..although that could get hot and heavy

4) welders helmet / riot helmet

5) if you can get your hands on kevlar material, then fashion a kevalar hood / bacalava with goggles

6) chainmail shark divers head piece + goggles

7) uspside down thick plastic fishbowl??? lol

8) go to a museum and steal a medevil knight head armor...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16542641


Some good ideas in here. Gas mask is a no go; if you've ever worn one, they're hard as hell to breathe in, and should only be used when absolutely necessary.

The best idea in my opinion is going to be the shark diver's chain mail with goggles. It's about as light-weight as you're going to get without too much heat retention in the summer; in winter, you'll need a ski mask on top of it. Metal gets cold. But it certainly sounds like a win for bite-proof.
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