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'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'

 
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'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'
Kelvin Santos stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia and was declared dead on Friday

On Saturday he allegedly sat up in his coffin and asked his father for a glass of water


A two-year-old boy sat up in his coffin and asked for water before laying back down again lifeless, according to a Brazilian news website.

In a case that seems almost too incredible to be true, ORM claimed that Kelvin Santos stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia at a hospital in Belem, northern Brazil.

He was declared dead at 7.40pm on Friday and his body was handed over to his family in a plastic bag.
Two-year-old Kelvin Santos was declared dead on Friday after he stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia


The child's devastated family took him home where grieving relatives held a wake throughout the night, with the boy's body laid in an open coffin.

But an hour before his funeral was due to take place on Saturday the boy apparently sat up in his coffin and said: 'Daddy, can I have some water?'.

The boy's father, Antonio Santos, said: 'Everybody started to scream, we couldn't believe our eyes. Then we thought a miracle had taken place and our boy had come back to life.

'Then Kelvin just laid back down, the way he was. We couldn't wake him. He was dead again.


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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'
A bit weird, just not breathing for a day should have caused him to die.
guess there was still some activity going on his body though.
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'
You don't want to give a little one a glass of water like that...because you just know he'll wet his casket...


Seriously though, we can expect to see more of this under Obama care when doctors are stretched thin and only making minimum wage...
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wtf they buried him anyway? i would have held off for a couple days or until flies started swarming just to be sure.
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'
John Henry turned to the straw boss.

He said, "Lawd knows how hard I tried.

I done my best but that hammer is fast.

Please gimme a cool glass of water 'fore I die!

Lawd, Lawdy.

Gimme a cool glass of water 'fore I die!
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wtf they buried him anyway? i would have held off for a couple days or until flies started swarming just to be sure.
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I know RIGHT?
What if they buried the kid and he wakes up buried in his coffin then he SMOTHERS to death???
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That poor family will never be the same again.

I remember reading about a Mom giving birth to a dead baby, or the baby died in birth. The hospital staff wanted to take the body after Mom & Dad spent 1 hour grieving.

She refused and after 3 hours, no breath, no heartbeat, no signs of life....the baby was alive.

The child is still alive today.


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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'
Before machines when they thought people died they used to lay them on the kitchen table and watch them every day for weeks to see if they were really dead.
Only when they started to smell bad did they bury them, and many woke up and were just sick or in a coma.
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Doesn't brain death occur without a heartbeat within ten minutes?

"Science" dismissals of NDE's are ludicrous since many of these people have been clinically dead for hours.
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Being Brazilian, their brains don't require much oxygen...
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A bit weird, just not breathing for a day should have caused him to die.
guess there was still some activity going on his body though.
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wonder how he could even bend up to ask for water..thats what baffles me
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Suppose our cells can go into a hibernation mode which requires so little oxygen, it can be sourced from ambient air somehow.
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'
Doesn't brain death occur without a heartbeat within ten minutes?

"Science" dismissals of NDE's are ludicrous since many of these people have been clinically dead for hours.
 Quoting: Truffle Goatcheese


Being Brazilian, their brains don't require much oxygen...
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Ugh.. I gotta admit I've hated you forever, I thought your posts were starting to get funny at times, but really you're just a shit person/poster, waste of existence...
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The Necromancers have done a summoning,, it is gonna get real
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'
if he sat up and asked for water he wasnt and still isnt dead well maybe is now if they buryed him poor baby,are they totaly thick them people if my kid sat up id not bury him,he prob in some kind of coma,my god people still geting buryed alive in this day and age scares me to death.
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'
Why are so many idiots laughing in this thread? The kid was pronounced dead for days then just sits up, asks for a drink then dies? WTF ???? Brain damage is meant to occur but it didn't effect this kid>?
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Re: 'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless, dead again'
If the kid had better Doctors and they gave him IV fluids, he would of pulled through. His heartbeat initially dropped low enough to be undetectable to a stethoscope thus they declared him dead and bagged and tagged him. I have heard of dying people getting a burst of energy just before dying, and that's when this kid sat up. He was alive the whole time until that point. If he the quacks had better machines and skills, they would have known he was comatose and not dead. What fucking assholes.
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