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Time Traveler Teaches You How to Learn a Foreign Language

 
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Do you want to learn a foreign language as quickly as possible?

Here is how.

1. Never learn just one word. Always learn that word in the shortest sentence possible.

2. Work with a native speaker or repeat what you hear on the Internet from a native speaker while acting out the verb phrase or holding the object of the noun phrase you are learning. For example, "I have a pen. I am writing with this pen." Actually write with it while saying it.

3. Learn these short sentences as a part of a theme. Going to a restaurant. Going to the hospital. Etc.

4. You'll want to master the pronouns with the verbs "be", "do", "have" and "want" in that order first. Then move on to greetings. Then to the simplest question sentences. In that order. All pronouns for each verb are learned in the same order. I, you, we, they, he, she, it. Don't change the order. Your memory will work more efficiently.

5. Have sets of index cards or an index list of short sentences, the phonetic pronunciation, and the alphabet or syllabary of the language you are learning.

6. Memorize the parts of the human body from top down. For example, "My head.", "My eyes.", "My ears." etc.

7. Then memorize verbs from top down. For example, "I think.", "I see.", "I hear./I listen."

8. When you stop having fun learning the language that day, stop and do something else for awhile until you want to go back to studying it.

9. Always review about 10 short sentences you studied your previous session before studying new sentences.

10. To order different languages, imagine you are in different rooms of a house with different colored wallpaper. French could be Blue, German black, Russian Red, Japanese White, etc...

Here is a good example of appropriate language material. YouTube or Pod-Casts are even better.
[link to www.russian.cc]

Always have fun and don't fear. We're going to get through all these immediate changes alive. My fellow Americans, if there was one foreign language I would recommend you use this method to study -- it would be Russian. There is a message in this for you.

putin
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How would you tackle this? ... [link to ecsys.org]
Maybe... you are all powerful... all knowing... forever present in all ways... you've chosen to forget... remember?
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06/09/2012 02:13 PM
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"World War 3 in Syria is about to kick-off again." lol

you know that if you're legit we still see you as a treator.
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06/09/2012 02:24 PM

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The example that comes up from the link shows that 'he has' and 'she has' is the same but they are not.

nyevo and nyeyo and they are spelled in Cyrillic very differently.
 Quoting: Paddy


That would be a mistake. The site isn't perfect. I just want to give an example of material that has Cyrillic, a phonetic guide and the English translation.
 Quoting: ren1999


I looked at the rest of the site. It is very good. That example on "to have" was a simple mistake that really isn't important. Lots of good vocabulary words though.

Since you brought up Russian in the first place, let me recommend this site: [link to learnrussian.rt.com]

It is from 'Russia Today' and appears to be much more complete with a lot of audio to help pronunciation and exercises to prove you leaned the material ... and it is free.

If you already know some Russian fundamentals and you don't want to take college classes or spend a lot of money this is good one to take a look at.
 Quoting: Paddy


Thanks for the link. Russian is my next language.
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nu, udachi tebye molodoi chelovek ... well, good luck to you young man.
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i learned a neat little trick from the mooj in '88 just as the pussy russians were bravely advancing to the rear. ya see, we were outta' rpgs and the dishka was fucked up so we sent a kid back to thevillage for 5 gallons of diesel. There was a disabled t-72 (busted torsion bar an track) and the commies wouldnt come out (their infantry support was dead and or split) any way, ounce the little fucker humped that fuel back we had him sneak up and pour that shit out on top the tank, then we chucked a road flare on it ... needless to say, 5 gallons of diesel easily takes out a tank. even an abrams.... just remember that lil tidbit my droogies, ya dont need a fancy at rocket all ya need is 20 dollars of gas and an opportunity to do some jungle jimming.
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06/09/2012 02:43 PM

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hf to try .....
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06/09/2012 02:48 PM
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lol still roleplaying that you are a timtraveler

ok roletard what do you think about quantumterrorist.com ?


did you know quantum terrorists exist ?
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I decided to check this site out, it is not nice at all. May it go into the trash pile of history as junk and fifth. Red pill not nice.
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06/09/2012 02:50 PM
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who's responsible pinning these idiotic titor garbage posts?
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06/09/2012 02:55 PM
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Thanks OP !

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i learned a neat little trick from the mooj in '88 just as the pussy russians were bravely advancing to the rear. ya see, we were outta' rpgs and the dishka was fucked up so we sent a kid back to thevillage for 5 gallons of diesel. There was a disabled t-72 (busted torsion bar an track) and the commies wouldnt come out (their infantry support was dead and or split) any way, ounce the little fucker humped that fuel back we had him sneak up and pour that shit out on top the tank, then we chucked a road flare on it ... needless to say, 5 gallons of diesel easily takes out a tank. even an abrams.... just remember that lil tidbit my droogies, ya dont need a fancy at rocket all ya need is 20 dollars of gas and an opportunity to do some jungle jimming.
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Thanks for the chuckle !

Oh btw, it seems Yankees are getting burned by the gas more than ever nowadays !
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Totally putting this to the test...this year! I'll be back to let you know how it's going!

THANK YOU OP!!!

hfhfhf
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I posted this the other day...and as you see I agree!

See what I wrote and please tell me what you think PO.

"The Coming War With Iran / Armageddon - By the Numbers"

Thread: The Coming War With Iran / Armageddon - By the Numbers
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[link to learnrussian.rt.com]
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06/09/2012 03:11 PM
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Re: Time Traveler Teaches You How to Learn a Foreign Language
Suggested Russian phrases to learn quickly:

1. Please do not shoot!

2. Can I help you?

3. I have no weapons

4. Are you thirsty?

5. Are you hungry?

6. No one is hiding here

7. God bless Russia!

8. Welcome my friends!
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06/09/2012 04:00 PM
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The example that comes up from the link shows that 'he has' and 'she has' is the same but they are not.

nyevo and nyeyo and they are spelled in Cyrillic very differently.
 Quoting: Paddy


bumphf
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Great thread.

Remember we have only tapped into a fraction of what is possible.

Humans are amazing, and powerful.

Been itching to learn Spanish. Now is as good time as any.
 Quoting: Revguard


mi lapiz es azul
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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06/09/2012 04:12 PM
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You're not a timetraveler fucktard, stop this stupid nonsense.

I debunked you several weeks ago. Stop pushing this idiotic agenda.
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06/09/2012 04:32 PM
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You're not a timetraveler fucktard, stop this stupid nonsense.
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LOL! That should be a glp shirt.
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06/09/2012 05:09 PM
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OP, how much time do i have to learn russian? ( they better pack a lunch Americans , although fat dumb and happy right now, can go from zero to mother of all insurgencies in minutes flat....bring it you fucking godless commie bastards.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17323861


You have 1 year. Start!
 Quoting: ren1999


After the year usa will be russian federation?
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Suggested Russian phrases to learn quickly:

1. Please do not shoot!

2. Can I help you?

3. I have no weapons

4. Are you thirsty?

5. Are you hungry?

6. No one is hiding here

7. God bless Russia!

8. Welcome my friends!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005


9. I will sell you my wife (daughter/son) for food and water.

10. I can lead you to people in this neighborhood who have hidden firearms.
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06/09/2012 05:27 PM
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Suggested Russian phrases to learn quickly:

1. Please do not shoot!

2. Can I help you?

3. I have no weapons

4. Are you thirsty?

5. Are you hungry?

6. No one is hiding here

7. God bless Russia!

8. Welcome my friends!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005


9. I will sell you my wife (daughter/son) for food and water.

10. I can lead you to people in this neighborhood who have hidden firearms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17575839


[link to translate.google.com]
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06/09/2012 05:36 PM
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I know Kung Fu!
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06/09/2012 05:37 PM
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Suggested Russian phrases to learn quickly:

1. Please do not shoot!

2. Can I help you?

3. I have no weapons

4. Are you thirsty?

5. Are you hungry?

6. No one is hiding here

7. God bless Russia!

8. Welcome my friends!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005


9. I will sell you my wife (daughter/son) for food and water.

10. I can lead you to people in this neighborhood who have hidden firearms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17575839


11. We like vodka and hate Obama too!
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06/09/2012 05:55 PM
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I hope this is a joke. Anyone comes into this country with force will be committing suicide. Americans are fucking crazy!!! Just remember that.
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06/09/2012 08:01 PM
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Suggested Russian phrases to learn quickly:

1. Please do not shoot!

2. Can I help you?

3. I have no weapons

4. Are you thirsty?

5. Are you hungry?

6. No one is hiding here

7. God bless Russia!

8. Welcome my friends!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005


9. I will sell you my wife (daughter/son) for food and water.

10. I can lead you to people in this neighborhood who have hidden firearms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17575839


11. We like vodka and hate Obama too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17668893


12. You're funny. You see? I'm laughing at your jokes. It's good, yes?
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