Guess what the penalty is for flunking a piss drug test in the Canadian Military? You won't believe this!

So a buddy of mines nieces husband is Canadian military and is a class 1 asshole. He flunked his piss test for drugs and was penalized by getting a 2 year suspension from the military and his pay reduced to 75% of active duty.

WTF? 75% of active duty for flunking a drug test? He can sit at home and scratch his nuts and collect a paycheck.

What a racket. This is better than welfare. I think I will join and then once I am in I will start smoking weed so I flunk and can get a 2 year paid vacation.