my wife hates it when i masticate

You need to recalibrate her. Try swallowing/chewing very loudly for 1 week, then when you go back to "normal" she will be relieved and realise just how good she's had it all along.

keep chewing , most don't very well.

thanx for the support guys! i know its not me its her.

chew like a cow and swallow like a whore..

Do you chew with your mouth open?

Do you gulp when you swallow?

Last Edited by Ardhanarishvara on 06/10/2012 12:18 PM

Smaller bites, sip instead of gulp and chew with your mouth closed.
See how that works.
Good luck!

What are you doing, chewing behind a bullhorn?

^^This^^

If you don't improve your masticating, you might be improving your masturbating!

Masticate on her pussy. Guarantee when she hears you masticating she will look forward to that night.

this!!!!

try putting paper bag over your head.

This thread raises the question why are relgious people such uncouth clods?

You must be making a lot of noise or she wouldn't know when you are doing it.

Silence is golden.

im not religious dumbshit

i always chew with my mouth closed, i dont make any more noise than a normal person.

she just TRIES to hear it.

i do chug water sometimes but normally i drink slow and quiet.

she is freaking me out with this shit, everytime i eat or drink she leaves the room.

Then surely the problem lies with her and not you OP.

Send her for two Weeks to Japan,
she would get mad here or "normal"!

The Japanese males do this all the Time
when they eat Ramen or Soba!

No, don't 'sip' it either - it's just as annoying as straight out'slurping'.. just pour the damn drink into your piehole - no sucking needed..

lol i always tell her that in japan its a COMPLEMENT to the chef to slurp your soup.

she gets annoyed if i slurp

she gets annoyed if my teeth touch the silverware

the noise of my chewing

the noise of my swallowing

she has ALL the bases covered

What you do, you become.

SFC, it's not the chewing and swollowing that is the problem. Those are just excuses. She doesn't love you. I'm sorry. Like most women, she would probably be happy if you had your paycheck deposited to her account and you went somewhere else.

Trying eating your GMO food in a sound proof room next time.

I bet she has a nervous breakdown when you eat out.

*Sneek* up behind her, get real close to her ear from behind...then chew like a mother fucker!

:Dooooh!:

People who have misophonia are most commonly annoyed, or even enraged, by such ordinary sounds as other people eating, breathing, sniffing, or coughing; certain consonants; or repetitive sounds.[6][7] People with misophonia may be diagnosed with mood or anxiety disorders as well as obsessive-compulsive disorder. Though a few sufferers are bothered by sounds they make themselves, most are not.[7] The reactions are completely involuntary.
People who have misophonia may also be annoyed by other people's repetitive movements, such as leg-tapping, nail-biting, the rising and falling of the belly, and typing.[8]
Sensitivity to these sounds tends to be exacerbated by anger, stress, hunger, or fatigue.
The onset of the symptoms appears to have a characteristic pattern, often in childhood just prior to or during puberty. Often there is a single initial trigger (such as a parent's or sibling's noises), after which the triggers expand over time to include both auditory or visual elements. It is speculated that there is a genetic basis for this disorder as the etiological data supports a similar pattern of emergence, but this remains to be determined.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Its misophonia, know a few people with this,.

thanx!

probably this. she is a housewife. and she thinks she has it ROUGH.

My wife hates my snoring.