'Plugging' multivitamins has changed my life and it can change yours too!

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I was intrigued by your post so I just tried my first anal happy meal! I got some strange looks but found the experience to be positive overall.

Sounds a bit weird actually, how far does OP push those vitamins for them to get to where they can make any effect?

Oh wait, I don't really want to know that

This beats Syrian doom any day of the week. Maybe the guy read too much about ASSad...

I've never had an enema in my entire life.

Apparently you did not get the memo, when they say you should take your vitamins, they were not insinuating you should take them up the ass!




How do you get them up there efficiently? Seems like some dirty work for digits, no?

I prefer taking my vitamins from food, the old fashioned way.

BTW, wasn't there a SouthPark episode about this?

He actually sells it pretty well. I'm still not doing it, though.

How do you get the pill up your ass when your head is in the way?

That's some fvcked-up shit to think up OP...but gotta admit, you do have a point.

I am sensing you are well-versed in suppositories!

Martha Stewart ate a turkey with her ass.

T H I S

too bad vitamins are absorbed in the small intestine

fail

Anyone following medical advice from this forum is getting a darwin award.

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LOL was thinking the same thing... They would push food up their ass and crap out their mouth!

How much you want to bet at least one reader tries this?

(don't look at me though, I have been constipated lately and nothings going in or out of there!)

I was eating something asshole

Here's my theory:

Multivitamins taken orally that disolve in the upper intestine travel first to the liver because that's where the blood vessels that supply the small intestine drain into.

The liver stores many vitamins and minerals and slowly releases them over time.

What this means is, it's very difficult to get a high dose of vitamins into your tissues when you take them orally because the vitamins absorbed in your small intestine go straight to the liver which pulls most of them out.

But when you take vitamins anally, they get absorbed into the walls of the rectum.

This method bypasses the digestive system, dilution from food/stomach contents, liver, etc. It just goes right in your bloodsteam as if you had injected it, BLAMMO!

Seriously, if you like the way multivitamins make you feel you will be STUNNED at the difference it makes taking them anally.

OMG! Hardest laugh I've had all day. And this is why I love GLP!

So the "Crap From Mouth" in the title of the video didn't discourage you from clicking on it while you were eating huh?

Wouldnt actual fruits and vegtables be a better source of vitamins, or or has shoving bannas and carrots up my ass been a waste of time?

how far up do you have to push it in there for it to work and fully absorb?
aren't there fillers in the vitamins? wont those be directly absorbed into your blood stream instead of filtered?

Update.

Just plugged my night time multivitamin about 15 minutes ago and it's is just starting to kick in.

WOW! It's intense. I'm taking deep breathes and trying to get over the rush. The B vitamins really hit like a brick. In about 15 more minutes the buzzed up rush will give way to more mellow glow period that lasts several hours.

This is the time to get in bed and fall asleep. You'll notice the bed will feel better than it ever has. Seriously, it will feel like a new mattress with new sheets. You won't believe it.

What do you do if you take liquid supplements like spirulina or chlorophyll? Use a turkey baster?

Not far at all. About to the first knuckle of your pointer finger after which your butt will just kind of suck them in.

The Alive brand I use really has very little fillers. The fillers are not digestable so they end up coming out your butt anyway.

OP wants to see how many suckers will shove their vitamins up their ass...