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I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday

 
Kayak Pulling Kayak
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I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
So, I went to a really nice dentists office yesterday

I have nice straight teeth but I haven't been to a dentist in around 10 years and I drink tea, lots of tea with honey, by TN standards I have great teeth but I have some issues that need addressed before they become real problems

I can't mix hot with cold because of the pain and I can't eat chocolate and sweet stuff because of the pain so obviously my teeth need some work, their not bad but they are starting to decay around the gum line

I have been expecting to get veneers or crowns or anything fake for years, I brush regularly but I eat and drink what I want and know that teeth wont last forever and I know dentist work is expensive so...

I go into this fancy dentist and ask for his opinion
after lots of xrays and pictures they sit me down and give me their recommendation, they want to give me 28 porcelain veneers

Awesome, thats what I wanted anyway

Then they tell me the price

$67,000.00

So, I have decided to go back to school and become a dentist

Hows that for a conspiracy

I really wanted fake teeth before the zombie apocalypse

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Doom on!
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The funny thing is... if money was destroyed everybody that wanted or needed these teeth could get them. Along with alot of other things

Can somebody tell me why we still need $$$?

People say, "how anything get done in a moneyless world?" But wouldn't you rather work 2 hours a week as opposed to 40? Thats what life there would be like.

I would gladly trade my whole life here for one day in a moneyless world
RedAnarxist

KILL THE $$$$$$

MONEY WAS THE MOST EVIL INVENTION IN ALL OF HISTORY, its done more HARM to the world THAN HITLER, STALIN, MAO, BUSH and OBAMA (just to name a few dictators) COMBINED. It has taken lives and DESTORYED the HOPE of 99% of the WORLDS PEOPLE. IT TIME TO
KILL THE $$$$

I have watched the social values of society be reduced into a base artificiality of materialism and mindless consumption. And I have watched, as the monetary powers control the political structure of supposedly free societies. Im 94 years old now, and Im afraid my disposition is the same as it was 75 years ago. This shits got to go. ~Jacque Fresco

KILL THE $$$$
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
This guy looks me straight in the eye, tells me he wants $67,000
then says
since your teeth are good and straight it will be an easy procedure
6-7 hours and you'll wake up with a new smile
Doom on!
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
Peroxiding mine for years with a regular vinegar clean.

Helps clean out infections or problems.

Have chipped teeth, half teeth, fucking cracked teeth.

IF I ever go to the dentist I just have them pull the teeth. Couple of hundred VS Thousands.
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douchebag
So, I went to a really nice dentists office yesterday

I have nice straight teeth but I haven't been to a dentist in around 10 years and I drink tea, lots of tea with honey, by TN standards I have great teeth but I have some issues that need addressed before they become real problems

I can't mix hot with cold because of the pain and I can't eat chocolate and sweet stuff because of the pain so obviously my teeth need some work, their not bad but they are starting to decay around the gum line

I have been expecting to get veneers or crowns or anything fake for years, I brush regularly but I eat and drink what I want and know that teeth wont last forever and I know dentist work is expensive so...

I go into this fancy dentist and ask for his opinion
after lots of xrays and pictures they sit me down and give me their recommendation, they want to give me 28 porcelain veneers

Awesome, thats what I wanted anyway

Then they tell me the price

$67,000.00

So, I have decided to go back to school and become a dentist

Hows that for a conspiracy

I really wanted fake teeth before the zombie apocalypse

wall
 Quoting: Kayak Pulling Kayak
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
He's looking to upgrade to a bigger boat.
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
This guy looks me straight in the eye, tells me he wants $67,000
then says
since your teeth are good and straight it will be an easy procedure
6-7 hours and you'll wake up with a new smile
 Quoting: Kayak Pulling Kayak


6-7 hours?
$67,000???

Unreal. I think I might've punched him.
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Wish I'd get raped by my dentist's ASSISTANT! ROWR!!!
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
The funny thing is... if money was destroyed everybody that wanted or needed these teeth could get them. Along with alot of other things

Can somebody tell me why we still need $$$?

People say, "how anything get done in a moneyless world?" But wouldn't you rather work 2 hours a week as opposed to 40? Thats what life there would be like.

I would gladly trade my whole life here for one day in a moneyless world
 Quoting: Ka$hKilla





This has gotta be one of the most pathetic, ignorant, clueless fucking posts I've ever read.


You are a total piece of shit with no clue whatsoever... no clue at all.
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
The funny thing is... if money was destroyed everybody that wanted or needed these teeth could get them. Along with alot of other things

Can somebody tell me why we still need $$$?

People say, "how anything get done in a moneyless world?" But wouldn't you rather work 2 hours a week as opposed to 40? Thats what life there would be like.

I would gladly trade my whole life here for one day in a moneyless world
 Quoting: Ka$hKilla





This has gotta be one of the most pathetic, ignorant, clueless fucking posts I've ever read.


You are a total piece of shit with no clue whatsoever... no clue at all.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


the clue is, money is fiat money, it isn't real

and besides, it is soon to stop being called money and will be called credit, on your prized cellphone

if you don't have enough credits, you can't have your vaneers.

or housing

or food

...
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
The funny thing is... if money was destroyed everybody that wanted or needed these teeth could get them. Along with alot of other things

Can somebody tell me why we still need $$$?

People say, "how anything get done in a moneyless world?" But wouldn't you rather work 2 hours a week as opposed to 40? Thats what life there would be like.

I would gladly trade my whole life here for one day in a moneyless world
 Quoting: Ka$hKilla





This has gotta be one of the most pathetic, ignorant, clueless fucking posts I've ever read.


You are a total piece of shit with no clue whatsoever... no clue at all.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


FUCK OFF...Looks like your more than happy to live the rest of your life in this pathetic existence and dont hope for anything better. I dont know what your problem is
RedAnarxist

KILL THE $$$$$$

MONEY WAS THE MOST EVIL INVENTION IN ALL OF HISTORY, its done more HARM to the world THAN HITLER, STALIN, MAO, BUSH and OBAMA (just to name a few dictators) COMBINED. It has taken lives and DESTORYED the HOPE of 99% of the WORLDS PEOPLE. IT TIME TO
KILL THE $$$$

I have watched the social values of society be reduced into a base artificiality of materialism and mindless consumption. And I have watched, as the monetary powers control the political structure of supposedly free societies. Im 94 years old now, and Im afraid my disposition is the same as it was 75 years ago. This shits got to go. ~Jacque Fresco

KILL THE $$$$
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
This guy looks me straight in the eye, tells me he wants $67,000
then says
since your teeth are good and straight it will be an easy procedure
6-7 hours and you'll wake up with a new smile
 Quoting: Kayak Pulling Kayak


6-7 hours?
$67,000???

Unreal. I think I might've punched him.
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
back in 2005 i wanted to 'bleach' my teeth; in the texas area, the procedure was being done for 600 dollars. I thought that was too expensive and I happened to be going to colombia and while there, my friend there told me the same thing in bogota was 100 dollars. I scheduled an appointment, and for 100 bucks, my teeth were 'bleached' and it also included the pain medication.

Fuck usa dentists.
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No shit OP... healthcare is a racket and dentists are the worst.

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No shit OP... healthcare is a racket and dentists are the worst.

Read this - [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
 Quoting: Deej


Thats what happens when the great conservative god of private enterprise runs the healthcare system
RedAnarxist

KILL THE $$$$$$

MONEY WAS THE MOST EVIL INVENTION IN ALL OF HISTORY, its done more HARM to the world THAN HITLER, STALIN, MAO, BUSH and OBAMA (just to name a few dictators) COMBINED. It has taken lives and DESTORYED the HOPE of 99% of the WORLDS PEOPLE. IT TIME TO
KILL THE $$$$

I have watched the social values of society be reduced into a base artificiality of materialism and mindless consumption. And I have watched, as the monetary powers control the political structure of supposedly free societies. Im 94 years old now, and Im afraid my disposition is the same as it was 75 years ago. This shits got to go. ~Jacque Fresco

KILL THE $$$$
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
The funny thing is... if money was destroyed everybody that wanted or needed these teeth could get them. Along with alot of other things

Can somebody tell me why we still need $$$?

People say, "how anything get done in a moneyless world?" But wouldn't you rather work 2 hours a week as opposed to 40? Thats what life there would be like.

I would gladly trade my whole life here for one day in a moneyless world
 Quoting: Ka$hKilla


Dude... I agree money really is the route of all evil... But without it nothing would get done... You really think people are going to make those teeth out of the kindness of their heart ? I fucking doubt it.
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
The funny thing is... if money was destroyed everybody that wanted or needed these teeth could get them. Along with alot of other things

Can somebody tell me why we still need $$$?

People say, "how anything get done in a moneyless world?" But wouldn't you rather work 2 hours a week as opposed to 40? Thats what life there would be like.

I would gladly trade my whole life here for one day in a moneyless world
 Quoting: Ka$hKilla


Dude... I agree money really is the route of all evil... But without it nothing would get done... You really think people are going to make those teeth out of the kindness of their heart ? I fucking doubt it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14924620


^^^ this.

there has to be a money system or credit system. 95% of the people of this world would not lift a damn finger otherwise.
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
FUCK OFF...Looks like your more than happy to live the rest of your life in this pathetic existence and dont hope for anything better. I dont know what your problem is
 Quoting: Ka$hKilla




MY existence isn't "pathetic"... yours maybe (because you make it that way)... but not mine.


Why? Because I love the planet. I even like some people. But it's fucktards like you that I hate... you ruin it all for everyone else who's successful, or happy, or just having a good time...


You suck and are the kind of person no one wants to be around because of your shitty attitude...


You put that shit attitude out there, what do you get back? Shit. Wallow in it, seems like you enjoy it from here.


Nasty little prick. Get a fucking job.
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
This guy looks me straight in the eye, tells me he wants $67,000
then says
since your teeth are good and straight it will be an easy procedure
6-7 hours and you'll wake up with a new smile
 Quoting: Kayak Pulling Kayak


unreal

fuck that

I had one dentist try to convince me to grind down all of my perfectly fine teeth and replace them with crowns

I shit you not

this sick fuck told me he had already done it to his 15 year old son!

unreal

I told him to get fucked and found another dentist

this too was in a super fancy dentists office
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Similar experience happened to my wife unfortunately under her mom's council. The dentist pulled 9 baby teeth, and 2 permanent teeth when she was in 3rd grade. Then she got stuck with a head brace that hooked into her braces. She had to eat yogurt, baby food, and mashed potatoes food for months...

Later on to fix the damage when she was older...they grinded down 2 more permanent teeth to put a implant and bridge in.

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OP you should try oil pulling. it really does work:

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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
So, I went to a really nice dentists office yesterday

I have nice straight teeth but I haven't been to a dentist in around 10 years and I drink tea, lots of tea with honey, by TN standards I have great teeth but I have some issues that need addressed before they become real problems

I can't mix hot with cold because of the pain and I can't eat chocolate and sweet stuff because of the pain so obviously my teeth need some work, their not bad but they are starting to decay around the gum line

I have been expecting to get veneers or crowns or anything fake for years, I brush regularly but I eat and drink what I want and know that teeth wont last forever and I know dentist work is expensive so...

I go into this fancy dentist and ask for his opinion
after lots of xrays and pictures they sit me down and give me their recommendation, they want to give me 28 porcelain veneers

Awesome, thats what I wanted anyway

Then they tell me the price

$67,000.00

So, I have decided to go back to school and become a dentist

Hows that for a conspiracy

I really wanted fake teeth before the zombie apocalypse

wall
 Quoting: Kayak Pulling Kayak


Many of my friends who live in CA simply go to Mexico, the price is very affordable, the service is great and the doctors are very good at what they do and very kind
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I need a root canal and a new crown, just that alone is quite expensive.
I think some dentists just go for the most and work down the price from there.

One thing is it costs a tremendous amount of money to learn how to be a dentist, so in a way I can understand wanting to go for as much money as possible.

The thing is that many people don't have tens of thousands of dollars to spend, so it does not make any sense to offer a procedure that costs thousands and thousands of dollars.

My problem was I didn't go to see the dentist as often I should and little problems became big problems. I know better now and see the dentist twice a year and get any minor problems taken care of.

If my dentist said something like that to me I would not be upset, but I would get a good chuckle out of it. I'd say, seriously, oh that's a good one.
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
The funny thing is... if money was destroyed everybody that wanted or needed these teeth could get them. Along with alot of other things

Can somebody tell me why we still need $$$?

People say, "how anything get done in a moneyless world?" But wouldn't you rather work 2 hours a week as opposed to 40? Thats what life there would be like.

I would gladly trade my whole life here for one day in a moneyless world
 Quoting: Ka$hKilla





This has gotta be one of the most pathetic, ignorant, clueless fucking posts I've ever read.


You are a total piece of shit with no clue whatsoever... no clue at all.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


you're the one who is ignorant. If there was no money everyone would be rich.
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Wish I'd get raped by my dentist's ASSISTANT! ROWR!!!
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
sounds like dental malpractice...

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The funny thing is... if money was destroyed everybody that wanted or needed these teeth could get them. Along with alot of other things

Can somebody tell me why we still need $$$?

People say, "how anything get done in a moneyless world?" But wouldn't you rather work 2 hours a week as opposed to 40? Thats what life there would be like.

I would gladly trade my whole life here for one day in a moneyless world
 Quoting: Ka$hKilla


Ahahahaha.

Once the rest evened out, work would be more like a walk in the park for a few minutes.

All 8 billion of us working in unison.
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Teeth are nourished by the blood.

Get rid of toxic foods.

Learn to eat healthy - start juicing.

And get some MSM powder every day.
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
The funny thing is... if money was destroyed everybody that wanted or needed these teeth could get them. Along with alot of other things

Can somebody tell me why we still need $$$?

People say, "how anything get done in a moneyless world?" But wouldn't you rather work 2 hours a week as opposed to 40? Thats what life there would be like.

I would gladly trade my whole life here for one day in a moneyless world
 Quoting: Ka$hKilla





This has gotta be one of the most pathetic, ignorant, clueless fucking posts I've ever read.


You are a total piece of shit with no clue whatsoever... no clue at all.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Or he is totally correct and you are an arrogant and abusive poster on here, all I ever read is incessant foul language and negativity.
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Re: I almost got raped at the dentist yesterday
So, I went to a really nice dentists office yesterday

I have nice straight teeth but I haven't been to a dentist in around 10 years and I drink tea, lots of tea with honey, by TN standards I have great teeth but I have some issues that need addressed before they become real problems

I can't mix hot with cold because of the pain and I can't eat chocolate and sweet stuff because of the pain so obviously my teeth need some work, their not bad but they are starting to decay around the gum line

I have been expecting to get veneers or crowns or anything fake for years, I brush regularly but I eat and drink what I want and know that teeth wont last forever and I know dentist work is expensive so...

I go into this fancy dentist and ask for his opinion
after lots of xrays and pictures they sit me down and give me their recommendation, they want to give me 28 porcelain veneers

Awesome, thats what I wanted anyway

Then they tell me the price

$67,000.00

So, I have decided to go back to school and become a dentist

Hows that for a conspiracy

I really wanted fake teeth before the zombie apocalypse

wall
 Quoting: Kayak Pulling Kayak



You really think that money just gets pocketed? Come on, use your logic sense. I know you have it in you.
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So, I went to a really nice dentists office yesterday

I have nice straight teeth but I haven't been to a dentist in around 10 years and I drink tea, lots of tea with honey, by TN standards I have great teeth but I have some issues that need addressed before they become real problems

I can't mix hot with cold because of the pain and I can't eat chocolate and sweet stuff because of the pain so obviously my teeth need some work, their not bad but they are starting to decay around the gum line

I have been expecting to get veneers or crowns or anything fake for years, I brush regularly but I eat and drink what I want and know that teeth wont last forever and I know dentist work is expensive so...

I go into this fancy dentist and ask for his opinion
after lots of xrays and pictures they sit me down and give me their recommendation, they want to give me 28 porcelain veneers

Awesome, thats what I wanted anyway

Then they tell me the price

$67,000.00

So, I have decided to go back to school and become a dentist

Hows that for a conspiracy

I really wanted fake teeth before the zombie apocalypse

wall
 Quoting: Kayak Pulling Kayak


holy crap... that's terrible!

Dude, i haven't been to a dentist since i was 14. the only tooth that gives me trouble is the one that dentist worked on. other than that, i have no cavities and my teeth are white as snow.

of course, i brush like 4 times a day....
and i don't eat sugary foods.

but anyway...

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