jesus was a mushroom

"Jesus was a mushroom"



One way to Christ consciousness is through mushrooms..

tell them allegro,coz if i do i cuss a lot.

i think you have to yell at the sheep or beat them with a stick ,there is no other solution...

Last Edited by nocty on 06/14/2012 11:51 AM

yea he was a fungus among us

i say was coz its easier fot the sheep to get the picture...he still is of course :)

Jesus was a delusional sand monkey with father issues.
He was probably a but pirate as well, that fucking faggot.

ohhh all right then nocty

Quite an attitude you have for a Swede, I thought you're mostly sheep

I thought he was a negro monkey

You must have taken a mushroom , of the magic variety .

you are going nowhere with that kind of thinking

listen to allegro and get some wisdom in your head

no shit Sherlock :)

I like mushrooms. They go great in stir fry's etc

fun gus indeed

Well, there really was no historic Jesus to begin with...all Constantines re-inventing history....

The mushroom thing is true though.

Look at the old priests hats...they depict the holy magic mushroom...

The papal hat depicts the age of Pices...a fish...look at it.

they hid it from the people so that they are the only ones tailoring your destiny while you are obidient and have something to hang on to...anyone who doesnt get that is a stupid brainwashed drone that needs to be tied to a chair and given some mushrooms.

OP is right, but the christians are way to delusional and brainwashed to ever understand it. Especially the ones on GLP.

Brace yourselves, fundamentalist christians are incoming.

Jesus was a man - a healer, teacher, shaman & seeming stone mason, the original eucharists or ''Holy Communion'' were the plants themselves; which indeed did include fungus.

Eucharist
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Eating God's Flesh and all, now kinda makes sense; of Jesus sayings ...

Teonanácatl
Divine Flesh
The Sacred Magic Mushrooms of the Psilocybe Tribe
Consuming God's Flesh
[link to www.biopark.org]

Aztec use of Entheogens
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

TEONANACATL:
Ancient Shamanic and Contemporary Mushroom Names
of Mesoamerica and Other Regions of the World
by: John W. Allen
[link to www.mushroomjohn.org]

They were not placebo's like the cross top wafer offered today by 'FALSE CHRISTIANITY' and 'FALSE RELIGION' in general - which is essentially the entirety of it at this point.

Although there may also have been mono-atomic elements involved in the ancient times - seeing as moses turned the golden calf into something that was fed to the children of israel.

Zp Tech
[link to www.zptech.net]

Neo should have asked for both the red pill and the blue pill.

Red = amanita muscaria/fly agaric

Amanita
[link to www.erowid.org]

Ambrosia Society
[link to www.ambrosiasociety.org]

Blue = psilocybe cubensis

Psilocybe Cubensis
[link to www.erowid.org]

Flesh Cap
[link to www.fleshcap.com]

Is the reason why cows are sacred in india as well.

Cattle In Religion
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Thread: Sacred mushrooms? Or Alien communication interface!!

Indeed, there is a plant based hyperspatial / interdimensional communications network; which the human brain / nervous system is capable of interfacing into.

-The Jig is up ...

I think that is definitely open to debate, I believe the man existed; personally.

Critical Historical Biblical Scholarship
[link to www.bartdehrman.com]

Twelve Constellations of the Girdle of Gaia

"The Tree of Life bears twelve manner of monthly fruit
and the leaves are for the healing of the nations"

- Revelation

[link to www.dhushara.com]

you think?

a man existed and was killed,so were many others,but in the end its all made up so you have something to believe in while you pluck your field...

Well if he didn't exist, they did an excellent job in their mythomorphization; there are definitely elements that obviously can be traced by to Mithra and other similar occulted figures ...

""Myth Ra"" ... what does that tell us, that RA; rearing his head again - every where you look.

I think 'the man' whom the mythomorph Jesus is based upon existed though, whatever the case; humanity gets an ''EPIC FAIL'' all the way around for following the prescribed teachings - especially those who prescribed them - their own selves :)

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, eh ??

Seems to not be the case, seems to be a set of societal double standards in place; I'd like to see what went down if someone like the pope /jesuits & the bankers as punishment were forced to eat their sacraments.

They themselves might blow the lid on the whole thing they have set up, and rush to pull the rug out from underneath it .. heh.

I'd like for us to believe in the truth, personally; and empower each of our selves to stand for those truths that we have beheld.

Not an easy process to separate the wheat from the chaff, so to speak.

Jesus loves me this I KNOW...

its pretty simple really,a seedless insimination means mushrooms grow with no seeds but spores,back then they didnt know what spores are...the mother is earth of course,3 days to resurect means 3 day drying period and to wash away your sins means that the word sin was used in archery terms back then to describe a missed mark,so after u eat them you realize you missed your mark but all is forgiven then..no one died for my sins coz i didnt do anything wrong.I wasnt even born then...so they can shove their guilt trip up their mothers ass...it has to die for you to live,simple as that.

Last Edited by nocty on 06/14/2012 09:26 PM

ROFL!
If Jesus wasnt real Constantine would have nothing to "re-invent" now would he?

So does santa claus. The magic mushroom will show you them both.

He said re inventing history, not re-inventing "Jesus". How dumb are you?

Oh ye of much ignorance!
Its quite funny how you'll read a book about mushrooms, one thats been shunned as B.S. by scholars, but you'll deny the book that brings you truth.

ROFL!
Constantine re-wrote the history of Jesus and the bible, so yes, he tryed to re-invent Jesus.
and to your question:
obviously not as fucken dumb as you!

Its like eating the mushroom, must be a real old mushroom, well i guess if the potency has held for all these years.

fuck you and those scholars who are nothing but vatican bitches,the only true scholar was john marco allegro who of course didnt fit in in to their little vatikan scheme ,and you as a little sucker of satans cock buy in to the false one...the book is designed to keep man in check and nothing else.Besides it is copied from old sumerian tablets and as people said above old dieties such as mithra dyonasis and others.Now fuck of

Last Edited by nocty on 06/14/2012 10:04 PM