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jesus was a mushroom

 
nocty (OP)

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nature always wins
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Nocty whenever I see this thread its yours. Its like this is the only thread you publish.

Have you at least read the book yet? Actually interested...
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06/18/2012 12:29 PM
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WHY SHOULD I READ THE BOOK WHEN I CAN TAKE MUSHROOMS AND READ THE UNIVERSE ? :)

i will read it tough :):)
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Look up Terrence McKenna's theories on evolution... Man created god not the other way around!
"I may not agree with what you say, but I would defend to the death your right to say it." Voltaire

"Facts do not cease to exist just because they are ignored." Aldous Huxley
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i know,they created a false god, themselves...the real one is right here,always with us and gives to each his own trough the individuals actions and thoughts.
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Moses was on mushrooms. The manna from heaven that is talked about in the Bible wasn't bread - it was a species of hallucinogenic mushrooms which appeared in mass quantities during a very short time period.

Jesus ate mushrooms and shared them with his followers. They may have thought he LOOKED like a mushroom cause they were all hallucinating.
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its pretty simple really,a seedless insimination means mushrooms grow with no seeds but spores,back then they didnt know what spores are...the mother is earth of course,3 days to resurect means 3 day drying period and to wash away your sins means that the word sin was used in archery terms back then to describe a missed mark,so after u eat them you realize you missed your mark but all is forgiven then..no one died for my sins coz i didnt do anything wrong.I wasnt even born then...so they can shove their guilt trip up their mothers ass...it has to die for you to live,simple as that.
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Oh ye of much ignorance!
Its quite funny how you'll read a book about mushrooms, one thats been shunned as B.S. by scholars, but you'll deny the book that brings you truth.
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fuck you and those scholars who are nothing but vatican bitches,the only true scholar was john marco allegro who of course didnt fit in in to their little vatikan scheme ,and you as a little sucker of satans cock buy in to the false one...the book is designed to keep man in check and nothing else.Besides it is copied from old sumerian tablets and as people said above old dieties such as mithra dyonasis and others.Now fuck of
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first off, the vatican isnt the only group of scholars that dismissed it. second, there was claim that in his books he miss-translates many words.
third, if your gonna listen to some douch bag, thats all about his own scholarary achievement, then you are the one who sucks off Satan, and probably takes it in the ass like the little bitch you are.
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Well, there really was no historic Jesus to begin with...all Constantines re-inventing history....

The mushroom thing is true though.

Look at the old priests hats...they depict the holy magic mushroom...

The papal hat depicts the age of Pices...a fish...look at it.
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ROFL!
If Jesus wasnt real Constantine would have nothing to "re-invent" now would he?
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He said re inventing history, not re-inventing "Jesus". How dumb are you?
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ROFL!
Constantine re-wrote the history of Jesus and the bible, so yes, he tryed to re-invent Jesus.
and to your question:
obviously not as fucken dumb as you!
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Interesting thread, keep it going. I find this all fascinating!

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its pretty simple really,a seedless insimination means mushrooms grow with no seeds but spores,back then they didnt know what spores are...the mother is earth of course,3 days to resurect means 3 day drying period and to wash away your sins means that the word sin was used in archery terms back then to describe a missed mark,so after u eat them you realize you missed your mark but all is forgiven then..no one died for my sins coz i didnt do anything wrong.I wasnt even born then...so they can shove their guilt trip up their mothers ass...it has to die for you to live,simple as that.
 Quoting: nocty


Oh ye of much ignorance!
Its quite funny how you'll read a book about mushrooms, one thats been shunned as B.S. by scholars, but you'll deny the book that brings you truth.
 Quoting: Krime 15335079


fuck you and those scholars who are nothing but vatican bitches,the only true scholar was john marco allegro who of course didnt fit in in to their little vatikan scheme ,and you as a little sucker of satans cock buy in to the false one...the book is designed to keep man in check and nothing else.Besides it is copied from old sumerian tablets and as people said above old dieties such as mithra dyonasis and others.Now fuck of
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first off, the vatican isnt the only group of scholars that dismissed it. second, there was claim that in his books he miss-translates many words.
third, if your gonna listen to some douch bag, thats all about his own scholarary achievement, then you are the one who sucks off Satan, and probably takes it in the ass like the little bitch you are.
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fuck the other scholars then too,coz we are talking about real stuff here not how he made fish rain down from the sky and fed the whole comunity or whatever...
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although it is possible for fish to rain down from the sky :)
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This is the truth. Anyone who has never tripped on psychedelics couldn't possibly even conceive of it. I know I couldn't before I did. But once you do, it is clear as the sky on a summer day.

I've only achieved a state of what I would call complete spirtual bliss connection to source or whatever you would call it whilst under the influcnce of shrooms, marjuana and ecstasy simultaneously. To describe it words does not do it justice, it is impossible to describe such a feeling.

But it is the truth.
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i got it also in dreams ,but then we are talking about the same stuff here,dmt.
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for all the stupid programmed brainwashed fools than have been fooled,here is the simple truth hidden from you by the esoteric knowledge masters.
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That was a funny video

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