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I am a commercial ship captain. Ask me a question and i might answer it.

 
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06/14/2012 07:36 PM
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I am a commercial ship captain. Ask me a question and i might answer it.
I am a maritime deck officer. Been employed in the industry for 15 years. Ask any questions. I have job openings.
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06/14/2012 07:38 PM
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Do you like ham & eggs? With a side of ancient grain toast and organic butter?
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Just because you can, do you ever go pee off of the bow while underway ?
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Do you like ham & eggs? With a side of ancient grain toast and organic butter?
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I avoid ham. And pork. When i am home ( off ship) i eat organic. But aboard the ship i eat what is available.
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Just because you can, do you ever go pee off of the bow while underway ?
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On rare occasion i do pee off the side of the vessel although it is illegal. But some rules were meant to be broken and i'm sure many fish do more damage than i ever will. In mid ocean i am permitted to flush many thousands of gallons of raw human waste. Which i do. The Navy jettisons more than you want to know.
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06/14/2012 07:57 PM
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do you like movies about gladiators?
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01/11/2013 02:53 AM
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I am a maritime deck officer. Been employed in the industry for 15 years. Ask any questions. I have job openings.
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how does the weather influence the captain of the ship in making his decision whether to change ETA and ETD schedule?
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01/11/2013 03:09 AM
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Just because you can, do you ever go pee off of the bow while underway ?
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On rare occasion i do pee off the side of the vessel although it is illegal. But some rules were meant to be broken and i'm sure many fish do more damage than i ever will. In mid ocean i am permitted to flush many thousands of gallons of raw human waste. Which i do. The Navy jettisons more than you want to know.
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You shouldn't poop where you live.

Unless you're from another planet, please remember that the next time you flush in the pond.


Thank you.
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01/11/2013 05:14 AM
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Just because you can, do you ever go pee off of the bow while underway ?
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On rare occasion i do pee off the side of the vessel although it is illegal. But some rules were meant to be broken and i'm sure many fish do more damage than i ever will. In mid ocean i am permitted to flush many thousands of gallons of raw human waste. Which i do. The Navy jettisons more than you want to know.
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You shouldn't poop where you live.

Unless you're from another planet, please remember that the next time you flush in the pond.


Thank you.
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So you've never gone to the bathroom hypocrate?
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01/11/2013 05:22 AM
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Do you guys get to fuck whores on the ship?
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01/11/2013 05:30 AM
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Do you guys get to fuck whores on the ship?
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On cruise ships.
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01/11/2013 05:32 AM
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How faggy is it, with an all male environment, the perception that women are unlucky at sea, must be a lot of buggery goes on.
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01/11/2013 05:32 AM
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where do we apply?
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01/11/2013 05:36 AM
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How faggy is it, with an all male environment, the perception that women are unlucky at sea, must be a lot of buggery goes on.
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Most ships are roughneck environments that require real men. Queers don't apply to these jobs and if they do they get weeded out fast.

Most guys out here are hard working fathers and husbands. Or young bucks with a different girl in each port.
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where do we apply?
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Go to your nearest coast guard station and acquire the two credentials you'll need. An MMC (Merchant Mariner Credential) and a TWIC ( Transportation Workers ID Card). Take a drug test. Get FBI background check. Get job. Takes two weeks. Easy process.
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01/11/2013 05:50 AM
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where do we apply?
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Go to your nearest coast guard station and acquire the two credentials you'll need. An MMC (Merchant Mariner Credential) and a TWIC ( Transportation Workers ID Card). Take a drug test. Get FBI background check. Get job. Takes two weeks. Easy process.
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hells yeah! estimated cost of all that?
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01/11/2013 06:03 AM

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Is your favorite breakfast cereal Captain Crunch?

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Is your favorite breakfast cereal Captain Crunch?
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No but you can call me Captain Crotch.
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01/11/2013 06:07 AM
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where do we apply?
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Go to your nearest coast guard station and acquire the two credentials you'll need. An MMC (Merchant Mariner Credential) and a TWIC ( Transportation Workers ID Card). Take a drug test. Get FBI background check. Get job. Takes two weeks. Easy process.
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hells yeah! estimated cost of all that?
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A hundred or so for each credential last I checked. Total cost about $250.

A starting deckhand job on a ship pays about $300 per day with full benefits.
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01/11/2013 06:11 AM
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preparation h or coconut oil to get rid of the obamariod?
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01/11/2013 06:13 AM
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Do you read the old man and the sea often?
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01/11/2013 06:17 AM
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Do you read the old man and the sea often?
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My father read it to me as a child. It's a great book. Joseph Conrad is my favorite though.
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preparation h or coconut oil to get rid of the obamariod?
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A .357
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I seriously thought about doing this, but was told it was very difficult to get into. Is that not so?
Help the animals rescued from the Zanesville tragedy on October 18, 2011! Here's a link on how you can help:
[link to contribute.columbuszoo.org]
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01/11/2013 06:46 AM
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I seriously thought about doing this, but was told it was very difficult to get into. Is that not so?
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It is easy to get into. Great jobs especially for a single guy.
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It is easy to get into. Great jobs especially for a single guy.
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What is the exact process?

I also don't know how to swim...
Help the animals rescued from the Zanesville tragedy on October 18, 2011! Here's a link on how you can help:
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What is the craziest or weirdest thing you have see at sea and /or port?
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It is easy to get into. Great jobs especially for a single guy.
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What is the exact process?

I also don't know how to swim...
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Learn to swim!
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01/11/2013 06:53 AM
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Where is your port of birth?
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01/11/2013 06:53 AM
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Have you ever seen a UFO and/or USO whilst at sea? How about a 'ghost' ship?

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Do you get to see many of the places, as a tourist, that you dock at...or are you always on the ship?

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