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So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.

 
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So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Not really sure why but i got an iPhone a couple of months back and i cant use the screen, My fingers do not register.. So i experimented with other peoples phones and its 100% confirmed, THEY DO NOT WORK..

Anyone else suffer from this?
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
One star? Explain
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06/15/2012 05:58 AM
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
record you trying after someone else uses the same phone in the same video or
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06/15/2012 05:59 AM
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
This is the internet, I can't take your text for it.
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06/15/2012 05:59 AM
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
probably means youre a clone
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can you prove your memories are yours?
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Could have to do with the heat your fingers give off if they are heat sensored touch screens. I worked in the telecommunications industry for 11 years. When heat sensor touch screens first came out there actually were people who had colder fingertips and the sensors would not pick up their touch.

I'm not sure if the iPhone is a heat sensor though.
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Could have to do with the heat your fingers give off if they are heat sensored touch screens. I worked in the telecommunications industry for 11 years. When heat sensor touch screens first came out there actually were people who had colder fingertips and the sensors would not pick up their touch.

I'm not sure if the iPhone is a heat sensor though.
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lol..this coming from a guy 'in the industry' ...ha, thats funny shitpeace
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Iphones use a capacitive touch screens which rely on electrical signals.
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Could have to do with the heat your fingers give off if they are heat sensored touch screens. I worked in the telecommunications industry for 11 years. When heat sensor touch screens first came out there actually were people who had colder fingertips and the sensors would not pick up their touch.

I'm not sure if the iPhone is a heat sensor though.
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lol..this coming from a guy 'in the industry' ...ha, thats funny shitpeace
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Could have to do with the heat your fingers give off if they are heat sensored touch screens. I worked in the telecommunications industry for 11 years. When heat sensor touch screens first came out there actually were people who had colder fingertips and the sensors would not pick up their touch.

I'm not sure if the iPhone is a heat sensor though.
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lol..this coming from a guy 'in the industry' ...ha, thats funny shitpeace
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ok, that makes it a little more understandable then...

j/kpeace
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06/15/2012 06:38 AM
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Try with your dick and let us know if it works.
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06/15/2012 07:09 AM
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Another special snowflake making up stories to feel precious. Fuck off.
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Do they make a stylus for it that it will accept since your fingers won't work?

Like maybe this one? (I don't know what version you have).
[link to www.amazon.co.uk]
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06/15/2012 07:14 AM
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
I think it's because you have no soul . Sorry .
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06/15/2012 07:15 AM
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Try not to worry , it's very common today .
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Can you see your reflection in a mirror?
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Heterosexual pride!

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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
I can use other parts of my body on the screens and it works fine.. Just not my finger tips
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
I can use other parts of my body on the screens and it works fine.. Just not my finger tips
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Your fingeers are too dry. Try licking them first.
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09/21/2012 05:11 PM
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
the reason your fingers do not work is because your body is low of Magnezium. You can take pills in the Vitamin section for this. My sister has the same problem.
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09/21/2012 05:14 PM
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Then use your nose
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Strange story... but you could buy a stylus. That will solve your problem.
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09/21/2012 05:24 PM
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
I hate small push buttons and do not use them. In the year 2015 when everyone has the smallest sleekest tools, I'll be carrying around a small laptop just so I can use the buttons.
Sucks.
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09/21/2012 10:12 PM
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
I have the same issue.

Try dampening your finger tips. These screens work on conductivity, meaning that electrical circuit is made through the contact of your finger. If you are prone to dry skin (no to little skin oil) you will have more problems with these type of circuits.

If you have oil in your hair, try wiping your fingertips through your hair then use the phone. it may raise your conductivity enough for it to register on the phone.
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Same thing happens to me sometimes! I just have an Ipod, though, with the touch-scrolling wheel. I breathe on my finger like I'm trying to fog up a cold window and rub it a little bit. Works like a charm.
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
The reason I'm here is cuz I just googled "my fingers don't work on touchscreens" ...I've got the same issue. I think mine is due to the fact that I bite the skin in my finger tips and have been doing so since I was very young and in turn the tips of my fingers are extremely rough and bearly have any finger prints left. I'm not saying they completely don't work, but much more often that others. Sometimes I just gotta press a certain way and its annoying. I wrote this on my iphone with a few re-clicks (touches?)
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
The 1m high hologram back head hammer was funny.

And that vivid landmine also.

Realy cool.
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Re: So... My fingers do not work on touch screens.
Very very light.
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Try with your dick and let us know if it works.
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