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I feel guilty for being born a ginger

 
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I feel guilty for being born a ginger
1. We get all the women
2. We have bitchin' hair
3. We have bitchin' freckles
4. Our lives are filled with magic and mystery

coffee4 yep
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
lmao
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
As you should.
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
girl_happy_red

I don't!
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
As you should.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


Be nice or I'll rub some freckles on you huffy
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
girl_happy_red

I don't!
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


y_mad I thought you were a 400 lb black man who's battling hair loss.
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
As you should.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


Be nice or I'll rub some freckles on you huffy
 Quoting: !saac


Hold on, let me take my pants off first.
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
It's interesting how gingers are psychologically split. Some of them are egomaniacal enough to feel good about their deformity, and the others accept their rightful place at the bottom of the dungheap of humanity.
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
As you should.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


Be nice or I'll rub some freckles on you huffy
 Quoting: !saac


Hold on, let me take my pants off first.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


Slowly, I want to watch.

grinning
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
At first glance I thought there was an "N" instead of a "G"
lmao
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
y_mad I thought you were a 400 lb black man who's battling hair loss.
 Quoting: !saac


On Fridays I'm a lusty redhead trolling GLP for alpha males.

groucho
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
y_mad I thought you were a 400 lb black man who's battling hair loss.
 Quoting: !saac


On Fridays I'm a lusty redhead trolling GLP for alpha males.

groucho
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


I bet we could have some ugly babies groucho
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
rofl
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06/15/2012 09:33 AM
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
Ok, I'm back, I was walking by a mirror and I had to stop and check out my hair for about 10 minutes.

coffee4 had to make sure it's still bitchin'
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
girl_happy_red

I don't!
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Woohoo! Me either! It pretty much rocks.
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
5. Gingers do have souls.
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
5. Gingers do have souls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7889521


Excellent point !

Even our souls have freckles scheming
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
1. We get all the women
2. We have bitchin' hair
3. We have bitchin' freckles
4. Our lives are filled with magic and mystery

coffee4 yep
 Quoting: !saac


You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch flip
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
1. We get all the women
2. We have bitchin' hair
3. We have bitchin' freckles
4. Our lives are filled with magic and mystery

coffee4 yep
 Quoting: !saac


You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch flip
 Quoting: HimessiH


Phew !

It's hard work being so awesome, you guys just don't know.
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ewww,

altho..kirsten dunst mmmm

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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
It's interesting how gingers are psychologically split. Some of them are egomaniacal enough to feel good about their deformity, and the others accept their rightful place at the bottom of the dungheap of humanity.
 Quoting: Sonofabiscuit


Red123:hothead:
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
It's interesting how gingers are psychologically split. Some of them are egomaniacal enough to feel good about their deformity, and the others accept their rightful place at the bottom of the dungheap of humanity.
 Quoting: Sonofabiscuit


Ahh, true true.

I guess my being a Leo balances the fact I'm a ginger.

*checks hair again*
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
y_mad I thought you were a 400 lb black man who's battling hair loss.
 Quoting: !saac


On Fridays I'm a lusty redhead trolling GLP for alpha males.

groucho
 Quoting: ArunaLuna




Yes, we redheads ARE lusty, but we have taken great pains to train ourselves to suppress it out of consideration for the less lustily-gifted (i.e., everyone else). It is only in private, when we feel that the circumstances are right, that we unveil the TRUE depth and breadth of our lustiness. Those of you who survive this experience will remember it, and dream about it for the rest of their lives, and thereafter no one else will "measure up" and will seem oddly lacking.

Your only recourse will be to search for the rest of your life until you discover another "Ginger" who finds you to be an interesting and worthy companion.

Redheads are "the Holy Grail" of lustiness. bump
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
1. We get all the women
2. We have bitchin' hair
3. We have bitchin' freckles
4. Our lives are filled with magic and mystery

coffee4 yep
 Quoting: !saac


But you are so mass-media addicted and brainwashed that you refer to yourself as a "ginger"?
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
1. We get all the women
2. We have bitchin' hair
3. We have bitchin' freckles
4. Our lives are filled with magic and mystery

coffee4 yep
 Quoting: !saac


But you are so mass-media addicted and brainwashed that you refer to yourself as a "ginger"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14092435


I didn't know I was mass-media addicted and brainwashed.

oops2
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06/15/2012 11:20 AM
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
people with red hair have inbreeding in their genes.
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
people with red hair have inbreeding in their genes.
 Quoting: Trample


Gotta keep it in the family somehow. verysad
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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
Someone has to do it:

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Trample

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Re: I feel guilty for being born a ginger
people with red hair have inbreeding in their genes.
 Quoting: Trample


Gotta keep it in the family somehow. verysad
 Quoting: !saac



not in my family, no retards

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