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The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.

 
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
This site is full of demons.
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
I am the adversary.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Not even close.

You wish.

You are but dirt.

A vapor about to scatter on the breeze in your brief futility.

The Creator of the Universe is not threatened by your impotence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17231185


i know hes not. because he doesnt exist. you, on the other hand, are very threatened and i can tell because of the quickness with which you conjure your lord and protector.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Oh yeah..both God and Satan exist.
We all find that out eventually,whether we wait too late or not.

And the hatred chldren of the devil have for Christians and Jesus/God is second only to lucifer himself.He got his butt thrown ou of heaven for arrogance,and now he just won't let the butthurt go.
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06/15/2012 06:15 PM
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
My bad Anonymous Coward 17231185, my comment wasn't intended for you, but to SixHundredSixtySix. Accidentally hit the wrong button.peace
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No problem. Just a oops.
SixHundredSixtySix (OP)

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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
Satan is the true lord of the earth. I will follow him and worship him until he murders god and throws him in a pit of boiling sewage for his evil actions against humanity. All hail satan. All hail the anti-christ. burn bibles. defile crosses. set fire to churches of all faiths and fall on your knees in the presence of true power. Shem Ham Forash.
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Would you repeat that please, those last couple of words sounded like you were choking on your own balls.
 Quoting: Wingedlion


i had an orgasm into the open pages of the bible
DCLXVI
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
Satan is the true lord of the earth. I will follow him and worship him until he murders god and throws him in a pit of boiling sewage for his evil actions against humanity. All hail satan. All hail the anti-christ. burn bibles. defile crosses. set fire to churches of all faiths and fall on your knees in the presence of true power. Shem Ham Forash.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Would you repeat that please, those last couple of words sounded like you were choking on your own balls.
 Quoting: Wingedlion


i had an orgasm into the open pages of the bible
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix



The tortured screams of the wicked burning in a lake of fire does it for me.
"Glory is what happens when faith overcomes adversity."
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
Satan is the true lord of the earth. I will follow him and worship him until he murders god and throws him in a pit of boiling sewage for his evil actions against humanity. All hail satan. All hail the anti-christ. burn bibles. defile crosses. set fire to churches of all faiths and fall on your knees in the presence of true power. Shem Ham Forash.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Would you repeat that please, those last couple of words sounded like you were choking on your own balls.
 Quoting: Wingedlion


i had an orgasm into the open pages of the bible
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix



The tortured screams of the wicked burning in a lake of fire does it for me.
 Quoting: Wingedlion


nope i had mine on the part with the whore of babylon
DCLXVI
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06/15/2012 06:22 PM
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
i net you did.

i don't doubt it.

what else do you have?
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06/15/2012 06:22 PM
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
i rly dont get it is it supposed to be an atheist thread or satanist thread or just thread for peaples looking for truth (not this one). demons are pretty complicated creatures, so is the scripture(s). sb cite bible at least... it's a bible thread for Christ's sake (the language we speak).
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
i rly dont get it is it supposed to be an atheist thread or satanist thread or just thread for peaples looking for truth (not this one). demons are pretty complicated creatures, so is the scripture(s). sb cite bible at least... it's a bible thread for Christ's sake (the language we speak).
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i refuse to cite that book of swill and lies.
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
you dont know enough about bible to say that its 800k+ words that you dont know or think you do, lotsa history lotsa tradition. a coffer of knowledge, its like u said i wont read homer cuz its all about those gay gods or some shit.
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
i rly dont get it is it supposed to be an atheist thread or satanist thread or just thread for peaples looking for truth (not this one). demons are pretty complicated creatures, so is the scripture(s). sb cite bible at least... it's a bible thread for Christ's sake (the language we speak).
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i refuse to cite that book of swill and lies.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


What will the guys in the white lab coats tell you to believe next sad mr atheist tard?The bible is untrue and mankind evolved from slime..because a science book and the eggheads told you so.

Oh how we envy your superior intellect :P
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
Satan is the true lord of the earth. I will follow him and worship him until he murders god and throws him in a pit of boiling sewage for his evil actions against humanity. All hail satan. All hail the anti-christ. burn bibles. defile crosses. set fire to churches of all faiths and fall on your knees in the presence of true power. Shem Ham Forash.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix

whole lotta wishin in one hand, and piss in the other.
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
i rly dont get it is it supposed to be an atheist thread or satanist thread or just thread for peaples looking for truth (not this one). demons are pretty complicated creatures, so is the scripture(s). sb cite bible at least... it's a bible thread for Christ's sake (the language we speak).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10652794


i refuse to cite that book of swill and lies.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


What will the guys in the white lab coats tell you to believe next sad mr atheist tard?The bible is untrue and mankind evolved from slime..because a science book and the eggheads told you so.

Oh how we envy your superior intellect :P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18002441


so because you have been told that all atheists are evolutionists, that makes me one right? I dont believe anything tells me. especially a bunch of swamp ass having middle eastern religious freaks from 2000 years ago.
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06/15/2012 06:33 PM
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Empty.
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
The bible was inspired by the same energies that manifest as demons and deities/prophets, I agree. It was one of the major binding agents of the matrix.
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06/15/2012 06:36 PM
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
Dumb-ass... 'False Prophet' is a term from the Bible.
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
The bible was inspired by the same energies that manifest as demons and deities/prophets, I agree. It was one of the major binding agents of the matrix.
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the matrix? what the fuck are you talking about?
DCLXVI
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
Dumb-ass... 'False Prophet' is a term from the Bible.
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oh right. the bible invented the english language. i forgot
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
its like pachino's saying that 20th century belongs to him (satan). christians are all about denying human nature (and making normal kids and families), while humanists democrats satanists (same herd) are all about embracing your inner demon () and basically partying tills (no) tomorrow. BALANCE IN ALL THINGS. or let loose. or be a good christian. it ALL depends on the human being; that the future of mankind (if he has any) diversity and non violent conflict resolution. cause humans vary VERY MUCH.
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
i rly dont get it is it supposed to be an atheist thread or satanist thread or just thread for peaples looking for truth (not this one). demons are pretty complicated creatures, so is the scripture(s). sb cite bible at least... it's a bible thread for Christ's sake (the language we speak).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10652794


i refuse to cite that book of swill and lies.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


What will the guys in the white lab coats tell you to believe next sad mr atheist tard?The bible is untrue and mankind evolved from slime..because a science book and the eggheads told you so.

Oh how we envy your superior intellect :P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18002441


so because you have been told that all atheists are evolutionists, that makes me one right? I dont believe anything tells me. especially a bunch of swamp ass having middle eastern religious freaks from 2000 years ago.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


So you believe in nothing then?
Way to show us God beleivers how pathetic we supposedly are eh? ;P
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06/15/2012 06:41 PM
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
In case you did not know this, it is a crime to make threat of burning down a building. You should choose your words more carefully or you'll be getting a visit from the authorities. Just a fair warning.
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
What are False Prophets and what are Demons OP and I mean by false prophets what do they say and do?
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False prophets: Any person who claims to be a prophet.

Demons: Creature that do the bidding of evil (Christians)
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


What is a prophet?
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
In case you did not know this, it is a crime to make threat of burning down a building. You should choose your words more carefully or you'll be getting a visit from the authorities. Just a fair warning.
 Quoting: Jenny knows 8545334


Yeah im sure they are patrolling GLP for potential security threats. And I didnt make a threat to burn down any buildings.
DCLXVI
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
OP"s wife is sucking cocks in hell, and he's jealous.
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
OP"s wife is sucking cocks in hell, and he's jealous.
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its funny you say that. thats exactly where i sent that bitch.
DCLXVI
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
What are False Prophets and what are Demons OP and I mean by false prophets what do they say and do?
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False prophets: Any person who claims to be a prophet.

Demons: Creature that do the bidding of evil (Christians)
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


What is a prophet?
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bump
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
What are False Prophets and what are Demons OP and I mean by false prophets what do they say and do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14328296


False prophets: Any person who claims to be a prophet.

Demons: Creature that do the bidding of evil (Christians)
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


What is a prophet?
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A prophet is a liar who says that they know what the future holds. especially despicable if they say god is the one who gave them their foreknowledge
DCLXVI
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
What are False Prophets and what are Demons OP and I mean by false prophets what do they say and do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14328296


False prophets: Any person who claims to be a prophet.

Demons: Creature that do the bidding of evil (Christians)
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


What is a prophet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14328296
Your opinion is evidence of what?

A prophet is a liar who says that they know what the future holds. especially despicable if they say god is the one who gave them their foreknowledge
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix
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Re: The Bible is a book written by demons and false prophets.
What are False Prophets and what are Demons OP and I mean by false prophets what do they say and do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14328296


False prophets: Any person who claims to be a prophet.

Demons: Creature that do the bidding of evil (Christians)
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


What is a prophet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14328296


A prophet is a liar who says that they know what the future holds. especially despicable if they say god is the one who gave them their foreknowledge
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix
Your opinion is evidence of what?

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