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A new study out of the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill reveals some baby soaps may cause infants to test positive for marijuana, reports My Health News Daily.

While researchers aren't sure why the tests came out positive, they asserted infants were not experiencing a "high" from the soap.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

[link to www.digtriad.com]

Here's a look at the brands they say produced a positive marijuana test:

Johnson & Johnson's Head-to-Toe Baby Wash
J&J Bedtime Bath
CVS Night-Time Baby Bath
Aveeno Soothing Relief Creamy Wash
Aveeno Wash Shampoo




wtf

Last Edited by Debauchery on 06/17/2012 09:52 AM
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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verycool
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yep, I am sure this is intentionally put in the soap so that social workers will have a right to take the babies
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yep, I am sure this is intentionally put in the soap so that social workers will have a right to take the babies
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I don't have a clue. This is the first time I've heard about this.

It's pretty strange.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Many employers in the U.S require drug tests these days. I am sure babies are using these baby soaps to avoid employment.

Must be those occupy crib babies.

GET OUT OF YOUR LAZY CRIBS AND GET TO WORK BABIES!
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yep, I am sure this is intentionally put in the soap so that social workers will have a right to take the babies
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Could be.

Why are they even testing babies for weed use?
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Many employers in the U.S require drug tests these days. I am sure babies are using these baby soaps to avoid employment.

Must be those occupy crib babies.

GET OUT OF YOUR LAZY CRIBS AND GET TO WORK BABIES!
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chuckle
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Many employers in the U.S require drug tests these days. I am sure babies are using these baby soaps to avoid employment.

Must be those occupy crib babies.

GET OUT OF YOUR LAZY CRIBS AND GET TO WORK BABIES!
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yep, I am sure this is intentionally put in the soap so that social workers will have a right to take the babies
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Could be.

Why are they even testing babies for weed use?
 Quoting: Scuba7


Perhaps any time a child comes in sick or injured it's routine??

You know any time an infant is hurt and brought in nurses/docs automatically raise an eyebrow and suspect abuse, either physical/sexual or that the parents are force feeding them illegal substances.


"Newborn screening for exposure to marijuana is common, and is especially recommended for babies born to women considered to be "high risk" for drug use, such as those who do not come in for prenatal care visits, Hammett-Stabler said. At UNC Chapel Hill, 10 to 40 percent of babies born in the hospital receive the test each month, Seashore said."

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And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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yep, I am sure this is intentionally put in the soap so that social workers will have a right to take the babies
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Could be.

Why are they even testing babies for weed use?
 Quoting: Scuba7


Perhaps any time a child comes in sick or injured it's routine??

You know any time an infant is hurt and brought in nurses/docs automatically raise an eyebrow and suspect abuse, either physical/sexual or that the parents are force feeding them illegal substances.
 Quoting: Debauchery


I'm afraid that it will be used as a tool to cut benefits.

If the child tests positive they will try to use it as evidence of the parents using drugs and doubt they will actually test the parents.

Many states have begun testing for drugs as a condition for assistance.

Doesn't look good for non drug users does it?
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yep, I am sure this is intentionally put in the soap so that social workers will have a right to take the babies
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Could be.

Why are they even testing babies for weed use?
 Quoting: Scuba7


Perhaps any time a child comes in sick or injured it's routine??

You know any time an infant is hurt and brought in nurses/docs automatically raise an eyebrow and suspect abuse, either physical/sexual or that the parents are force feeding them illegal substances.
 Quoting: Debauchery


I'm afraid that it will be used as a tool to cut benefits.

If the child tests positive they will try to use it as evidence of the parents using drugs and doubt they will actually test the parents.

Many states have begun testing for drugs as a condition for assistance.

Doesn't look good for non drug users does it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17416889


They need to pull the products off the shelves until they get it figured out.

Way too easy for CPS to take babies away from good families over this shit.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Could be.

Why are they even testing babies for weed use?
 Quoting: Scuba7


Perhaps any time a child comes in sick or injured it's routine??

You know any time an infant is hurt and brought in nurses/docs automatically raise an eyebrow and suspect abuse, either physical/sexual or that the parents are force feeding them illegal substances.
 Quoting: Debauchery


I'm afraid that it will be used as a tool to cut benefits.

If the child tests positive they will try to use it as evidence of the parents using drugs and doubt they will actually test the parents.

Many states have begun testing for drugs as a condition for assistance.

Doesn't look good for non drug users does it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17416889


They need to pull the products off the shelves until they get it figured out.

Way too easy for CPS to take babies away from good families over this shit.
 Quoting: Debauchery


There are more accurate tests and that is what needs to be used.

The older non accurate tests are useless and used for nefarious purposes.

Same thing with tests for opiates that will show positive with ingestion of poppy seeds.
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yep, I am sure this is intentionally put in the soap so that social workers will have a right to take the babies
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Could be.

Why are they even testing babies for weed use?
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I was wondering the same thing.
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Perhaps any time a child comes in sick or injured it's routine??

You know any time an infant is hurt and brought in nurses/docs automatically raise an eyebrow and suspect abuse, either physical/sexual or that the parents are force feeding them illegal substances.
 Quoting: Debauchery


I'm afraid that it will be used as a tool to cut benefits.

If the child tests positive they will try to use it as evidence of the parents using drugs and doubt they will actually test the parents.

Many states have begun testing for drugs as a condition for assistance.

Doesn't look good for non drug users does it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17416889


They need to pull the products off the shelves until they get it figured out.

Way too easy for CPS to take babies away from good families over this shit.
 Quoting: Debauchery


There are more accurate tests and that is what needs to be used.

The older non accurate tests are useless and used for nefarious purposes.

Same thing with tests for opiates that will show positive with ingestion of poppy seeds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17416889


But will they use more accurate testing or are they just gonna run with the results they get and start taking kids away from their families?


You can't trust health care professionals, you definitely can't trust social workers. Obviously you can't trust the manufacturers of baby soap. Who would have ever thought some Johnsons baby shampoo would make you test positive for mary jane?

What's next?
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Many employers in the U.S require drug tests these days. I am sure babies are using these baby soaps to avoid employment.

Must be those occupy crib babies.

GET OUT OF YOUR LAZY CRIBS AND GET TO WORK BABIES!
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chuckle
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Not trying to derail but...

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I remember it.

It's the oil.
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I remember it.

It's the oil.
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And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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I remember it.

It's the oil.
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wtf
It rubs the lotion on it's skin.
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I'm afraid that it will be used as a tool to cut benefits.

If the child tests positive they will try to use it as evidence of the parents using drugs and doubt they will actually test the parents.

Many states have begun testing for drugs as a condition for assistance.

Doesn't look good for non drug users does it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17416889


They need to pull the products off the shelves until they get it figured out.

Way too easy for CPS to take babies away from good families over this shit.
 Quoting: Debauchery


There are more accurate tests and that is what needs to be used.

The older non accurate tests are useless and used for nefarious purposes.

Same thing with tests for opiates that will show positive with ingestion of poppy seeds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17416889


But will they use more accurate testing or are they just gonna run with the results they get and start taking kids away from their families?


You can't trust health care professionals, you definitely can't trust social workers. Obviously you can't trust the manufacturers of baby soap. Who would have ever thought some Johnsons baby shampoo would make you test positive for mary jane?

What's next?
 Quoting: Debauchery


I tend to agree with you on that. While these children's protective services have a good intent there WAY TOO MANY dark story's for this to turn out well. Yet another easy excuse to pull children into "the system".
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They need to pull the products off the shelves until they get it figured out.

Way too easy for CPS to take babies away from good families over this shit.
 Quoting: Debauchery


There are more accurate tests and that is what needs to be used.

The older non accurate tests are useless and used for nefarious purposes.

Same thing with tests for opiates that will show positive with ingestion of poppy seeds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17416889


But will they use more accurate testing or are they just gonna run with the results they get and start taking kids away from their families?


You can't trust health care professionals, you definitely can't trust social workers. Obviously you can't trust the manufacturers of baby soap. Who would have ever thought some Johnsons baby shampoo would make you test positive for mary jane?

What's next?
 Quoting: Debauchery


I tend to agree with you on that. While these children's protective services have a good intent there WAY TOO MANY dark story's for this to turn out well. Yet another easy excuse to pull children into "the system".
 Quoting: IRQ_1


I may be paranoid but I believe they want all of our children.

Slowly but surely they are finding more ways to snatch them.

I was talking to some people the other day about those of us that don't home-school and how one day we're going to send our kids off to school and they're not going to come back. They're going to be rounded up and we'll never see them again.

Like I said, maybe I'm paranoid but stories like this just reinforce my belief that they are purposely screwing with our kids to take control away from us. Even if it's just one or two kids here and there, it's a beginning to something more sinister in my opinion.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Dont worry, death will come to them.
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I got stopped by a policeman with sniffer dog after using a Chinese medical cream. buggers wasting my time.
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.....I have some around the house....
maybe I could smoke it......


OH SHI-

BATH SOAPS -> BATH SALTS.


ahhh
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Sounds like our kids lol.
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.....I have some around the house....
maybe I could smoke it......


OH SHI-

BATH SOAPS -> BATH SALTS.


ahhh
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oh oh, another zombie story I fear
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how do they know the babies aren't getting high? Its not like they can ask them, right. Even if they could, how would the baby know its high?
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how do they know the babies aren't getting high? Its not like they can ask them, right. Even if they could, how would the baby know its high?
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maybe that's why they giggle, stare, eat, and sleep all the time...
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how do they know the babies aren't getting high? Its not like they can ask them, right. Even if they could, how would the baby know its high?
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maybe that's why they giggle, stare, eat, and sleep all the time...
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Now that's a GLP conspiracy scoop!
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Must be using that synthetic spice or bath salts in their products. But seriously WTF?
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Yep, give the babies a bath, they get the munchies, feed em, and now they're addicted to food for their entire lives! Wow....

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