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OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!

 
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OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
OMG! Hands down the best ever article!!!!!!

A 63-year-old woman became 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari, according to a claim in a bio-tech report.
The real-life 'octo-mum', from South Korea, was eating a portion of cooked whole squid when she felt a sharp pain in her mouth.
The bizarre claim has been made in a scientific paper from the National Centre for Biotechnology Information in Bethesda, Maryland.
The lady told doctors that she could feel something in her mouth which they described as 'bug-like organisms'.


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ummmm. . nasty
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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
Calamari Sperm

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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
OMG, it's like, wow, the 666th thread on this very event, like you know.. wow.. you did it.
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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
Lol, best part of the entire article: 'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.'


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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
Sounds like a scene out of Men in Black - attack of the chephalopods!


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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
That's it! NO MORE BLOW JOBS, EVER. I thought regular pregnancy was bad. Wow, I can't imagine it. Shudder.
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Lol, best part of the entire article: 'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.
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Like having sex with a midget "I never felt a thing".
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OMG, it's like, wow, the 666th thread on this very event, like you know.. wow.. you did it.
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Yeah, but I've only just seen it! Chill Baby!hf

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That's it! NO MORE BLOW JOBS, EVER. I thought regular pregnancy was bad. Wow, I can't imagine it. Shudder.
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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
Thank God it wasn't a squid this size:

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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
OMG, it's like, wow, the 666th thread on this very event, like you know.. wow.. you did it.
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Yeah, but I've only just seen it! Chill Baby!hf
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And OMG, you never looked to see if it was on here before..
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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
I would say that the squid was obviously very happy to see her!
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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
OMG, it's like, wow, the 666th thread on this very event, like you know.. wow.. you did it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18142849


Yeah, but I've only just seen it! Chill Baby!hf
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And OMG, you never looked to see if it was on here before..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18142849


Actually I searched calamari - not squid - my bad!
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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
Lol, best part of the entire article: 'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.
 Quoting: Oldmotherhubbard


Like having sex with a midget "I never felt a thing".
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Oh my!
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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
she will give birth to cthulu who will usher in a golden age by eating all the monkey blood spawn
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Re: OMG! Woman, 63, becomes pregnant in the mouth with baby squid after eating calamari!
Family friend had something alive living in mouth and nasal cavity. She drank orange juice and it jumped up and ran and mom saw it from the outside. She kept feeling it in the roof of her mouth when she ate.
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