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Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/18/2012 12:04 PM
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Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
They're for my apartment. I can't remember where I put them and I can't leave the apartment without them!
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06/18/2012 12:05 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
your dinner table, look down.
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I'm not a psychic but look in the lock they go to. Usually the outside.hf
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
They're where you left them.

Last Edited by CYBERDELIK on 06/18/2012 12:08 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
Let us know where you find them.

I'll take a stab if your legit, on the floor near your bed/bedside table.

Or in your pants/jacket pockets where ever you've chucked them.
cyberdelik

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. There ain't nothing i can't do, no sky too high, no sea too rough. I've learned a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation's for cowards.
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06/18/2012 12:12 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
in the fridge.
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06/18/2012 12:12 PM
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They'll be in the last place you look...

...because who carries on looking for something once they've found it? xx
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They'll be in the last place you look...

...because who carries on looking for something once they've found it? xx
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LOL i get it!
cyberdelik

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. There ain't nothing i can't do, no sky too high, no sea too rough. I've learned a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation's for cowards.
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06/18/2012 12:15 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
Do NOT look for them.

You are NOT supposed to leave your apartment.

You will find them, when it OK to leave your apartment.

There are NO coincidences, your keys are hidden for a reason, so you do NOT leave your apartment, until it is safe for you to do so.

Shalom...
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06/18/2012 12:18 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
same thing happened to me awhile back. they were in a half used case of bottled water on the floor. It's no fun but your going to have to tear the place apart.
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06/18/2012 12:19 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
Look under your shoes. If that didn't help, then I suggest turning off the computer and looking harder.
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06/18/2012 12:23 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
Yor keys called they wanted to tell you to get a life.
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
Do NOT look for them.

You are NOT supposed to leave your apartment.

You will find them, when it OK to leave your apartment.

There are NO coincidences, your keys are hidden for a reason, so you do NOT leave your apartment, until it is safe for you to do so.

Shalom...
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I think he left the apartment...

putin

Last Edited by CYBERDELIK on 06/18/2012 12:31 PM
cyberdelik

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. There ain't nothing i can't do, no sky too high, no sea too rough. I've learned a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation's for cowards.
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06/18/2012 12:33 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
I'm not a psychic but look in the lock they go to. Usually the outside.hf
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LOL I seen people do this from time to time. I actually almost did this to myself after bringing in groceries this morning.
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06/18/2012 12:35 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
its not true. you know where your keys are.
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06/18/2012 12:37 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
They're on your keyring!
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
I leave mine in the ignition barrel.
cyberdelik

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. There ain't nothing i can't do, no sky too high, no sea too rough. I've learned a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation's for cowards.
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06/18/2012 12:41 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
My keys are in the hall on the key hook.

Buy a hook or keyboard and always use it.

Then you will only be looking for your bridge after you were sleepwalking......rofl
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dogkeys

Last Edited by CYBERDELIK on 06/18/2012 12:54 PM
cyberdelik

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. There ain't nothing i can't do, no sky too high, no sea too rough. I've learned a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation's for cowards.
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06/18/2012 12:55 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
behind the radiator
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06/18/2012 12:58 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
Do NOT look for them.

You are NOT supposed to leave your apartment.

You will find them, when it OK to leave your apartment.

There are NO coincidences, your keys are hidden for a reason, so you do NOT leave your apartment, until it is safe for you to do so.

Shalom...
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Do you realize how stupid that sounds?
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06/18/2012 12:58 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
Deep within the sofa cushions ... may have dropped into the couch itself.
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
sometimes I have found mine in the pocket of the clothes I was wearing.
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
Do NOT look for them.

You are NOT supposed to leave your apartment.

You will find them, when it OK to leave your apartment.

There are NO coincidences, your keys are hidden for a reason, so you do NOT leave your apartment, until it is safe for you to do so.

Shalom...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8427946


Do you realize how stupid that sounds?
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until we find out his been attacked by a zombie....popcorn
cyberdelik

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. There ain't nothing i can't do, no sky too high, no sea too rough. I've learned a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation's for cowards.
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06/18/2012 01:06 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
You really didn't lose any keys.....did you?
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06/20/2012 03:46 PM

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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
Wonder if he found them
cyberdelik

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. There ain't nothing i can't do, no sky too high, no sea too rough. I've learned a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation's for cowards.
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
Or something bad happened when he left his apartment
cyberdelik

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. There ain't nothing i can't do, no sky too high, no sea too rough. I've learned a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation's for cowards.
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06/20/2012 03:51 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
i predict tey will be in the last place you look
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06/20/2012 08:34 PM
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Re: Is there a psychic that can help me find my keys?
I feel you entered the apartment and then returned to the car with keys in hand to get something. Check the trunk especially. Did you go grocery shopping?

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