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!!Alert!! End Times Bible Prophecy coming to pass.

 
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However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. Leviticus 25:44-46
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ya shit was very different back then as it is now from 1000 years ago. butbthen Jesus stepped in.
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Well as your burning in the fiery lava FOREVER for not believing the Bible is the words of God, remember God is doing it only because He loves you. You just seen to piss Him off.
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New American Standard Bible ?. I mean wtf is that ?. You mean the version that makes it look like all Americans are the chosen ones and bends the original text into what the people realy want.
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I can't wait to see all those non-believers cast into a lake of molten lava by a most merciful God. Oh how my soul will rejoice hearing their screams as their flesh is burned off their worthless bodies again and again. Oh praise his holy name as their eyes pop out from the heat. This will teach them not to tease and make fun of me in school. Yes, thank you Jesus!! Oh and please don't forget to include all those Jezebel whores who would never date me. Show them bitches some love too.
Amen
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How sad for you to think such things. "Out of the mouth the heart speaks."

You are fulfilling prophecy as well.

2 Peter 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts
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I bet you didn't know that I have a plastic bobble-head somewhere in my double wide. I must fess up... I also think I'm very witty and clever, and I am in my own mind. I often say stupid things in an attempt to offend others but for some reason,(probably because of my great stupidity,) I never really accomplish that goal.
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How nice for you 1471791, thanks for sharing...
Try thinking nice thoughts.

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New American Standard Bible ?. I mean wtf is that ?. You mean the version that makes it look like all Americans are the chosen ones and bends the original text into what the people realy want.
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Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where, so DON'T call me stupid, just THANK me! ...If it weren't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!"
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jerkitjerkitjerkit why do you ignorant fucks spew this garbage on a daily bases?
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Zechariah 12

New American Standard Bible (NASB)
Jerusalem to Be Attacked

12 The [a]burden of the word of the Lord concerning Israel.

Thus declares the Lord who stretches out the heavens, lays the foundation of the earth, and forms the spirit of man within him, 2 “Behold, I am going to make Jerusalem a cup that causes reeling to all the peoples around; and when the siege is against Jerusalem, it will also be against Judah. 3 It will come about in that day that I will make Jerusalem a heavy stone for all the peoples; all who lift it will be severely [c]injured. And all the nations of the earth will be gathered against it. 4 In that day,” declares the Lord, “I will strike every horse with bewilderment and his rider with madness. But I will [d]watch over the house of Judah, while I strike every horse of the peoples with blindness. 5 Then the clans of Judah will say in their hearts, ‘[e]A strong support for us are the inhabitants of Jerusalem through the Lord of hosts, their God.’



 Quoting: Machine42


You know,just because it's been "prophesied",doesn't mean people have to go out and make it happen. Most prophesies are the rantings of mad men/women,all of whom had their own baggage,which affected their political/religious/world views. Why don't we set the trend,instead of blindly following and adhering to"teachings",actively work abainst allowing these "prophesies" oxygen? Sure,things will happen that we have no control over,but we can prevent the preventable.
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They would rather stay sheep, its easier. They would rather be told what to do by the few that make millions of $ from the masses. That would rather follow blindly and believe in ancient fairy tales written by men who never had first hand experience of true events.

Did you know that their is more real life evidence that The Lord of The Rings is fact than the Bible. And what if The Lord of The Rings had been written back then ?, would we take it as the truth ?.

Open your own minds, be your selves, not what another man tells you to be.
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jerkitjerkitjerkit why do you ignorant fucks spew this garbage on a daily bases?
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Shucks they make my day. But I must confess that fucking with them is not much of a challenge.
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jerkitjerkitjerkit why do you ignorant fucks spew this garbage on a daily bases?
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Shucks they make my day. But I must confess that fucking with them is not much of a challenge.
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pick
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New American Standard Bible ?. I mean wtf is that ?. You mean the version that makes it look like all Americans are the chosen ones and bends the original text into what the people realy want.
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Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where, so DON'T call me stupid, just THANK me! ...If it weren't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!"
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Did I say that ?, NO. See how your arragant mind works. The King James version aswell trys to portray its readers the chosen ones. Get a grip man, see how you believe that America has saved the world, Great britian thought the same a century ago, untill we were put into our place. America is the only country to have ever used the Atom bomb, think about that and what that implies. Behold I am become Death the destroyer of worlds, this is your legacy, this is what you will be judged on.

Leaders tumble. Legends fall. The crowd jumps to it's feet with a roar. Then we start over.

You have already lost yourself to the side show of power, you have become the devils right hand. This all comes at a price, others have paid dearly and are still paying. Make sure you are not next.
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!!Alert!! Bible prophecy happening all around us.

Zechariah 12

New American Standard Bible (NASB)
Jerusalem to Be Attacked

12 The [a]burden of the word of the Lord concerning Israel.

Thus declares the Lord who stretches out the heavens, lays the foundation of the earth, and forms the spirit of man within him, 2 “Behold, I am going to make Jerusalem a cup that causes reeling to all the peoples around; and when the siege is against Jerusalem, it will also be against Judah. 3 It will come about in that day that I will make Jerusalem a heavy stone for all the peoples; all who lift it will be severely [c]injured. And all the nations of the earth will be gathered against it. 4 In that day,” declares the Lord, “I will strike every horse with bewilderment and his rider with madness. But I will [d]watch over the house of Judah, while I strike every horse of the peoples with blindness. 5 Then the clans of Judah will say in their hearts, ‘[e]A strong support for us are the inhabitants of Jerusalem through the Lord of hosts, their God.’



 Quoting: Machine42


putin
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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New American Standard Bible ?. I mean wtf is that ?. You mean the version that makes it look like all Americans are the chosen ones and bends the original text into what the people realy want.
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Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where, so DON'T call me stupid, just THANK me! ...If it weren't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1471791


Did I say that ?, NO. See how your arragant mind works. The King James version aswell trys to portray its readers the chosen ones. Get a grip man, see how you believe that America has saved the world, Great britian thought the same a century ago, untill we were put into our place. America is the only country to have ever used the Atom bomb, think about that and what that implies. Behold I am become Death the destroyer of worlds, this is your legacy, this is what you will be judged on.

Leaders tumble. Legends fall. The crowd jumps to it's feet with a roar. Then we start over.

You have already lost yourself to the side show of power, you have become the devils right hand. This all comes at a price, others have paid dearly and are still paying. Make sure you are not next.
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I'm so busy with the sky pilots that I just posted the first thing that came to mind. It's from A Fish Called Wanda, I hoped you would get the reference.
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I can't wait to see all those non-believers cast into a lake of molten lava by a most merciful God. Oh how my soul will rejoice hearing their screams as their flesh is burned off their worthless bodies again and again. Oh praise his holy name as their eyes pop out from the heat. This will teach them not to tease and make fun of me in school. Yes, thank you Jesus!! Oh and please don't forget to include all those Jezebel whores who would never date me. Show them bitches some love too.
Amen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1471791


How sad for you to think such things. "Out of the mouth the heart speaks."

You are fulfilling prophecy as well.

2 Peter 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts
...
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I think the Bible is great. All about how to treat your slaves and catching virgins, Hot damn!
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Have the kids roll you over so you can see the TV. Don't want to miss any of those spirit filled folks on The 700 Club.
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Welcome to the brave new world of religion agenda.
liberals vs. conservatives, Republicans vs. Democrats or blue states vs. red, but threats to America itself.
"What concerns people is when you mix religion, political power and secrecy," which coincidentally (and sadly) pretty much sums up the State of the Union today.

LaHaye, you may recall, is co-author of the various Left Behind series, which, to date, has sold a reported whopping 60 million copies. A "strict biblical reconstructionist" who takes the Bible as "God's literal truth," LaHaye believes that Armageddon will be unleashed from "the Antichrist's headquarters in Babylon" (i.e. Iraq).
"Of course, there have always been preachers on the margins of the religious right thundering on about the end of the world," Dreyfuss writes. "But it's doubtful that such a fanatic believer has ever had such a direct pipeline to the White House. Five years ago, as Bush was gearing up his presidential campaign, he made a little-noticed pilgrimage to a gathering of right-wing Christian activists, under the auspices of a group called the Committee to Restore American Values. The committee, which assembled about two dozen of the nation's leading fundamentalist firebrands, was chaired by LaHaye." [Rolling Stone]
In other words, Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore, and the religious right wants to be the great and powerful Oz.

1) The Council for National Policy
Deemed by ABC News as "the most powerful conservative group you've never heard of," the Council for National Policy, which was co-founded by former Moral Majority head LaHaye, has included John Ashcroft, Ed Meese, Ralph Reed, the editor of The National Review, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Grover Norquist and Oliver North among its members.

As ABC put it, "the council has deservedly attained the reputation for conceiving and promoting the ideas of many who in fact do want to control everything in the world. . .

2) The Christian Coalition
3) Christian Zionists

Various mainstream sources, from the BBC to the Christian Science Monitor, have long been reporting on ways Biblical prophecy is influencing political reality – and the Christian Zionists' campaign to oust the Palestinians in order to make way for the Second Coming of Christ is one of the most bizarre.
Central to the theory . . . is the Rapture, the second coming of Christ, which will presage the end of the world. A happy ending depends on the conversion of the jewish people. And that, to cut a long story very short, can only happen if the jewish people are in possession of all the lands given to them by God. In other words, these Christians are supporting the jewish people in order to abolish them." [The Guardian]

4) Opus Dei
5) Christian Reconstructionists
6) The Moonies

How bad will things get? Stay tuned. But be forewarned.

Amen and pass the remote.

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Well I'm going to go change some wine into urine and maybe de-flower a virgin or two. Belay that, let Captain Kirk boldly go where no man has gone before.
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there is a war coming that will kill one third-of mankind.
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Link? Thought not...
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I always assumed this timeline:

1. False Armageddon (like what we have building now)

2. False Christ/Imam/Maitreya/Etc stops the war

3. Peace for 3.5 Years (with mark of the beast)

4. False Christ breaks covenant with Israel

5. Total War for 3.5 years

6. Christ returns
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I agree. I believe zechariah 12 commensurate with the 6th seal.

zechariah 14 looks like the final battle armageddon and Christ physically returns to end that one. His feet plant on the mount of olives and He destroys the earthdwelling unbelievers with the breath of His mouth.

as far as next on the timeline I believe we can look for the return of the Bridegroom for His bride the church, which is as always imminent -- and isaiah 17 the destruction of damascus and psalm 83 the destruction of Israel's immediate surrounding enemies. ezekiel 38 and 39 next which by that point the 6th seal could take place and zechariah 12 at the same time possibly the same thing.

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ps before 1/3 of the earth's population die in the trumpets we lose 1/4 in the seals

love rb
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New American Standard Bible ?. I mean wtf is that ?. You mean the version that makes it look like all Americans are the chosen ones and bends the original text into what the people realy want.
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NASB is the most accurate literal translation. it does not make anyone look good but Jesus Christ, like all Bible translations

love rb
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Why does God want to strike all the horses?
What did the horse do wrong?
You do not see a lot of horses these days.
I like horses.
Why does God have it in for the horses?
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jerkitjerkitjerkit why do you ignorant fucks spew this garbage on a daily bases?
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For the same reason you do this jerkitjerkitjerkit everyday. It brings us pleasure.
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More bible thumping fearmongering.. Your brain wash cult has seen the end of days for the past few 1000 years.. Get a life and grow a brain
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Go back to sleep, dont forget to take your blue pills..good luck to you.
Romans 8:25 But if we hope for that we see not, then do we with patience wait for it.
Heb 1:3 who being the shining splendor of His glory, and the express image of His essence, and upholding all things by the Word of His power, having made purification of our sins through Himself, He sat down on the right of the Majesty on high, Psa. 110:1
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ps before 1/3 of the earth's population die in the trumpets we lose 1/4 in the seals

love rb
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wrong, seals have already been opened and its control over one fourth not one fourth die.
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More bible thumping fearmongering.. Your brain wash cult has seen the end of days for the past few 1000 years.. Get a life and grow a brain
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I couldn't agree with you more. Honestly, if bibletards spent as much time as the do buried in the bible, and instead use it to affect change in the world, we would all be better for it. This constant armageddon bs is getting so old. Every year that passes, they seem to find a similarity to with current events to scare the masses with.

It is only when humanity breaks the bonds of religious oppression that the human race will finally be able to grow as a species.
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OK...for you jerks that make fun of the Bible....can you give one decent, rational explanation for all the dying birds, fish and other sealife by the thousands???? And all of it happening mostly within this past year? EVERYWHERE? NO ONE EXPLAINS IT....????

And now with Fukushima.....1/3 of the waters?? Gulf Oil Spill....adding up to the 1/3??

HELLOOOOOO!!
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just because people are being sarcastic doesn't mean they don't believe in the bible, you haven't heard of reverse sarcasm yet I guess





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