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9.0 Quake will Split USA in half. To happen June 21 2012

 
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split this butt
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THIS ^
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I think that would be 9:30 am on june 21 in california. because the voice said june 22 at 12:30 am and the philipines is 15 hrs ahead of us, thus making it june21 at 9:30 am. Is that right?
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I think that would be 9:30 am on june 21 in california. because the voice said june 22 at 12:30 am and the philipines is 15 hrs ahead of us, thus making it june21 at 9:30 am. Is that right?
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Great. I have a big presentation then. I guess it adds new meaning to "death by Powerpoint".
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The fearmongering in this place is just incredible!!!!!:hyst2222:
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ahhh


What about Mexico ??
We are fine !!

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This isn't going to happen. I have property on both sides of the fault line. I sunk a deep post into both sides of the fault and wound 8 rolls of duct tape around the posts.

Ain't gonna happen so relax and get some sleep.
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This isn't going to happen. I have property on both sides of the fault line. I sunk a deep post into both sides of the fault and wound 8 rolls of duct tape around the posts.

Ain't gonna happen so relax and get some sleep.

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Thank god for that......We are saved. Duct tape always fixes problems.
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seriously

you expect me to read a page of small print that starts with

"The Lord Jesus...."

That is just not going to happen...
No disrespect to the Lord Jesus or anything

but GET A LIFE , OP

OK?
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Yeah, that is so like the Lord Jesus to deliver a world-shaking message to some obscure cripple that he can't heal instead of using some other form of media.

Perhaps you will receive another email Friday after no such event occurs explaining what she now thinks of the God and Jesus show for having pranked her despite her 24/7 devotion to them.
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laugh
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No big earthquakes until August
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apparently jc has no idea what w.o.t or tl,dr mean
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Two failed predictions in the same day...
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Time waste and another fail of doom
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Hope not Im in surgery that day at that time.. WOOT WOOT
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When Tom Cruise wins public office, the flooding will begin. I'm joking.
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bump

Jun 21 noon New York Time.
June 22 12:30AM Phillipine Time.

Right?
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I received this email today. Please excuse the bad english. THe person who wrote it is Philipino.



The Lord Jesus appeared to a very ordinary woman a very marian devotee Cebuana who is a polio victim to spread the warning of cleansing of mankind from all kinds of evil abominations! She is a daily communicant and non-stop rosary prayer attending all 7 holy masses everyday in Cebu metropolitan cathedral. she dresses appropriately in long skirt and headdress/veil in all the masses. She experienced mystical experiences and talked with our lord Jesus at the tabernacle and describe Him as what a jewish look like, deep set blue eyes and a beard and soft spoken voice.
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Last December 2011 after attending the 4pm mass in Cebu Metropolitan Cathedral, suddenly she felt a soft but defined wind surrounding her head w/c is quite different from the usual air blowing through the main portal of the Cathedral. She felt the air unusually penetrate her left ear which was leaning toward the door. then she heard a soft whispering voice which says, "There will be an earthquake this coming February" She suddenly pulled out her thoughts and said, "Ha?" then she felt the wind enter her left ear and the voice she heard becomes like her own voice because she now feels like talking to herself. she heard herself saying inside her, "There will be an earthquake on February magnitude 6.9 But this will not damage Cebu only in Negros".at the same time suddenly everything around her disappears and she saw a road "that cracked already" and the voice within her kept saying other things that will happen there. But she wasn't interested because in her own thoughts she said to herself " I’ll just pray for it" and she said to the voice in her "Oh nothing to worry because Cebu will not be damage" the voice in her said, ”But this coming June, many will die". The voice in her mentioned the names of her 3 cousins who are also supposed to be part of the victims of this earthquake." There will be an earthquake on June with an intensity 9. The root cause of this is not from the Philippines but from the amerika". Suddenly she saw before her a part of a map and the voice in her was talking, she saw a line tracing on the map, and the voice enumerated the names of places where the earthquake is supposed to cut through. the names of the places enumerated but she only remember New York.

read more


[link to www.newsandfaith.com]
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Stopped reading at THE LORD JESUS


See ya

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Someone has been watching those shitty SyFy movies for too long now...get a grip lad
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Yeah, that is so like the Lord Jesus to deliver a world-shaking message to some obscure cripple that he can't heal instead of using some other form of media.

Perhaps you will receive another email Friday after no such event occurs explaining what she now thinks of the God and Jesus show for having pranked her despite her 24/7 devotion to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Reprobate 17881909


Whether this e-mail turns out to be true or not, don't EVER under-estimate someone, or think God can't use them. Moses had a stuttering problem, and God chose him to speak to Pharoh, freeing the Isrealites. Saul persecuted Christians, and God changed his name to Paul. He became one of the msot devout followers of Christ, wrote Revalation, and gave his life for his faith. Jonah hid from God, and was freed from a whale's mouth. David committed adultery, and bacame a man after God's own heart. Mary was an ordinary girl, and God chose her to give birth to the Savior of the world.

Don't EVER think that God can't use someone.

Last Edited by Dease on 06/20/2012 09:44 AM
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Yeah, that is so like the Lord Jesus to deliver a world-shaking message to some obscure cripple that he can't heal instead of using some other form of media.

Perhaps you will receive another email Friday after no such event occurs explaining what she now thinks of the God and Jesus show for having pranked her despite her 24/7 devotion to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Reprobate 17881909


Whether this e-mail turns out to be true or not, don't EVER under-estimate someone, or think God can't use them. Moses had a stuttering problem, and God chose him to speak to Pharoh, freeing the Isrealites. Saul persecuted Christians, and God changed his name to Paul. He became one of the msot devout followers of Christ, wrote Revalation, and gave his life for his faith. Jonah hid from God, and was freed from a whale's mouth. David committed adultery, and bacame a man after God's own heart. Mary was an ordinary girl, and God chose her to give birth to the Savior of the world.

Don't EVER think that God can't use someone.
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“Brothers, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things—and the things that are not—to nullify the things that are, so that no one may boast before him. It is because of him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God—that is, our righteousness, holiness and redemption. Therefore, as it is written: ‘Let him who boasts boast in the Lord.’” 1 Corinthians 1:27-31
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FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
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24 hours until this goes into the fail thread
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Sure

chuckle


Split in half ....right .....

And what's the source of the news to back this up hmm let's see some lady thinking she saw a vision of Jesus.

WOW

I bet anything i have not that i have much to bet lately .... that the usa will not split in half tommorow.

But in the distant future.....

As for tommorow another boring day will start leaving doomtards like us craving for some doom to happen.

When you think about it glp'ers are strange people whwould dream of doom to happen in the world? Other than us i mean.

amazed
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This prophecy and its out come will be recorded in the prophecy thread
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If the U.S. is to be split in half then watch the New Madrid fault line along the Mississippi river, St Louis to Memphis.
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It's not going to happen.

Your doom hard-on will go limp on the 21st when it turns out to be a perfectly normal day.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Yeah, that is so like the Lord Jesus to deliver a world-shaking message to some obscure cripple that he can't heal instead of using some other form of media.

Perhaps you will receive another email Friday after no such event occurs explaining what she now thinks of the God and Jesus show for having pranked her despite her 24/7 devotion to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Reprobate 17881909


Whether this e-mail turns out to be true or not, don't EVER under-estimate someone, or think God can't use them. Moses had a stuttering problem, and God chose him to speak to Pharoh, freeing the Isrealites. Saul persecuted Christians, and God changed his name to Paul. He became one of the msot devout followers of Christ, wrote Revalation, and gave his life for his faith. Jonah hid from God, and was freed from a whale's mouth. David committed adultery, and bacame a man after God's own heart. Mary was an ordinary girl, and God chose her to give birth to the Savior of the world.

Don't EVER think that God can't use someone.
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Well Said...
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This isn't going to happen. I have property on both sides of the fault line. I sunk a deep post into both sides of the fault and wound 8 rolls of duct tape around the posts.

Ain't gonna happen so relax and get some sleep.

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Thank You for saving the day!

yeahsure